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Points: 10841 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 23 2013 at 19:16
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Thinks Fish is still the singer in Marillion


But Chris Squire had never been a singer! Shocked
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1. Names his daughter Geddy
2. When trying to impress a French speaking girl on a date says, "Wirt Kreuhn Köhrmahn üdets Glaö zaïn"
3. Gets really high to celebrate Frank Zappa's birthday.
4. When screaming for an encore at a Genesis concert yells, "Shock the Monkey!"

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Points: 65289 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 23 2013 at 20:10
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While discussing Pink Floyd at a party, he says on numerous occasions "Those guys were crazy".
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Points: 13382 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 23 2013 at 20:11
Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:


3. Gets really high to celebrate Frank Zappa's birthday.

I lol'd 
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Points: 5154 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 24 2013 at 04:10
Thinks Post-Rock is a system for ordering albums via the mail service
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Points: 8581 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 24 2013 at 13:24
Meets Steve Wilson, hopes to have copy of "Pet Sounds" autographed.

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Says he prefer the cello version over the piano version of 4'33
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Points: 7026 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 24 2013 at 14:46
Originally posted by Chozal Chozal wrote:

Says he prefer the cello version over the piano version of 4'33

I think the original (for audience and chairs) is a bit dull, so maybe the cello version is better.
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When someone thinks Ian salmon is fish's brother.

When someone thinks IQ is just a test for intelligence.

When someone thinks RPI is intials you put on someones tombstone.

When someone thinks genesis is a religious band.
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Points: 8581 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 25 2013 at 16:26
While agreeing with you that Xanadu is a great song, feels that you are way out of line to consider Olivia Newton John to be prog.

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1. Spells recognize with an 's'. Shocked
2. Points out a spelling mistake 3 days and 2 pages into the thread. Wacko

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Ask ELP to sign Love Beach. 
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Points: 16952 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 25 2013 at 18:29
Likes Hogarth more than Fish (era)




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In an interview with Pink Floyd, states "by the way, which one's Pink?" (actually occurred many times in the early days!)

Listens to Magma and says "this is great I have always loved the French language in prog"

Think they know a lot about Genesis but have never heard of Peter Gabriel.

Still think Jon Anderson fronts Yes.

Listens to the Emerson side of "Works" and says "what is this classical crap? Why don't you put some decent music on such as ELP?"

Hears "Plague of Lighthouse Keepers" and thinks its a great song about the profession of maintaining a lighthouse.

Wonders why Genesis did not release better albums that were as awesome as "ABACAB" or "Invisible Touch".

Thinks that the latest movie "Rush" is a sequel to "Beyond the Lighted Stage"

Thinks Yes were a one hit wonder with "Owner of a Lonely Heart"

Thinks Procol Harum only released one decent song with "Whiter Shade of Pale"




Edited by AtomicCrimsonRush - May 25 2013 at 18:52
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Points: 7850 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 25 2013 at 23:53
Originally posted by Horizons Horizons wrote:

Likes Hogarth more than Fish (era)
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Yeeeeesss!! Right on.

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Points: 7850 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 25 2013 at 23:55
Originally posted by AtomicCrimsonRush AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:



In an interview with Pink Floyd, states "by the way, which one's Pink?" (actually occurred many times in the early days!)
Listens to Magma and says "this is great I have always loved the French language in prog"
Think they know a lot about Genesis but have never heard of Peter Gabriel.
Still think Jon Anderson fronts Yes.
Listens to the Emerson side of "Works" and says "what is this classical crap? Why don't you put some decent music on such as ELP?"
Hears "Plague of Lighthouse Keepers" and thinks its a great song about the profession of maintaining a lighthouse.
Wonders why Genesis did not release better albums that were as awesome as "ABACAB" or "Invisible Touch".
Thinks that the latest movie "Rush" is a sequel to "Beyond the Lighted Stage"
Thinks Yes were a one hit wonder with "Owner of a Lonely Heart"
Thinks Procol Harum only released one decent song with "Whiter Shade of Pale"




Oh Scott. These are great. I knew you would kick ass at this thread.
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Points: 7850 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 25 2013 at 23:59
When somebody thinks.......


Nightwish is a satist cult.

Judas Priest is Progressive Metal

Meshuggha is a type of sugar.

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Points: 5154 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2013 at 04:06
Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:

1. Spells recognize with an 's'. Shocked
2. Points out a spelling mistake 3 days and 2 pages into the thread. Wacko
I believe that 'ise' is perfectly accepted (and even preferred) on this side of the pond
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Points: 5154 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2013 at 04:11
spells 'Melontron'

never listened to King Crimson because he is republican


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Points: 32995 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2013 at 04:13
Originally posted by Gerinski Gerinski wrote:

Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:

1. Spells recognize with an 's'. Shocked
2. Points out a spelling mistake 3 days and 2 pages into the thread. Wacko
I believe that 'ise' is perfectly accepted (and even preferred) on this side of the pond

Agreed.  The z users are the morons.
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