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Points: 4338 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2004 at 18:54

 

You know these guys GDUB? 

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Job Description: Rectal Orifice Stoppage Device tester.

The Position: L-shaped, as in "bent over a barrell." Persons are needed to inspect and test new cylindrical rectal orifice stoppage devices.

Education level: First of Second Year College Dropouts in need of beer money. 

Pay Scale: The pay's not great, but the tips are big.

Desired Qualifications: High pain tolerance, limber, self lubricating, ability to fart without making a sound.   
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Points: 3484 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2004 at 20:14
Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

 

 

 

 where does GDUB work?

 

I work for UPS as a Hazardous Material Responder. Full time...been there 14 years now.

.....so if anthrax is shipped into our building, there's a good liklihood I'll be exposed to it...
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Points: 9669 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2004 at 20:37
Originally posted by gdub411 gdub411 wrote:

I work for The Department of the Environment, as a Hazardous Materials Taster. Full time...been there 14 years now. After a while, you get used to all the cancers, and the extra head growing out of your shoulder -- I call mine "Spurious George." Wacko

And if Danbo moves into my building, there's a good liklihood I'll be exposing myself to him...HeartPinch 



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Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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Points: 9669 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2004 at 20:45

Originally posted by <strong>gdub</strong>411 <U>really</U> gdub411 really wrote:

].....so if anthrax is shipped into our building, there's a good liklihood I'll be exposed to it...

Big smile Sounds like a plan...Thumbs Up

Ermm But why wait, Grub? Snort some today! Tongue

I hear it's good with early Pink Floyd....Wink



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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So you have hands-on experience with Anthrax?

I always suspected those guys of backdoor shenanigans

Come on, sooner or later the joke had to be made...

I'm still mad at you guys for not laughing at my Sebastian Bach reference

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Points: 5187 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 24 2004 at 12:43

Originally posted by James Lee James Lee wrote:

Wow, Sebastian Bach has let himself go a little lately, eh?

LOL

Embarrassed

creepy creepy..........



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Points: 3525 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 24 2004 at 12:49

too little, too late

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Points: 3484 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 24 2004 at 13:36
Originally posted by James Lee James Lee wrote:

I'm still mad at you guys for not laughing at my Sebastian Bach reference

Sebastian Bach...good one James!!
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Who?Confused
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O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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Points: 5187 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 24 2004 at 16:36

Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

Who?Confused

Where?LOL



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Points: 3525 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 24 2004 at 16:56

Peter: he was (or is, who cares) the lead singer of Skid Row. If that still elicits a "who?" then I guess there's no point in making fun of the poor tool.

from the poster in my bedroom (he's so dreamy!):

I'm kidding, of course...or am I?
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Points: 9669 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 24 2004 at 17:17
Originally posted by Garion81 Garion81 wrote:

 

You know these guys GDUB? 

Tiny Tim and Dr. Henry Morgentaler?LOL

Salman Rushdie?Confused
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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Points: 5187 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 24 2004 at 17:38
Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

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Interesting stain on the above photo....Wink



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Points: 3525 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 24 2004 at 21:03
Originally posted by Reed Lover Reed Lover wrote:

Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

[QUOTE=Garion81]

Interesting stain on the above photo....Wink

Trapper John M.D. and Kenny G.

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Points: 9669 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 25 2004 at 08:52
Originally posted by Garion81 Garion81 wrote:

 

You know these guys GDUB? 

That unlikely duo, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn and Michael Bolton?Confused
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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Points: 3525 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 25 2004 at 09:31
You mean the author of "One Day in the Arse of Ivan Denisovitch"?
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Points: 5187 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 25 2004 at 13:18

Wasn't it " A Day In The Wife Of Ivan Denisovitch"

While the cat's away (digging for salt..)LOL



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Points: 1239 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 26 2004 at 17:11

Oh c'mon I'm at work again - be serious fer Crissakes!!! I'm trying to concentrate on earth shattering events

like where the f**k did James get that pic of Sebastian Bach and why has he dislocated his shoulders?
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Points: 1239 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 26 2004 at 17:11
no wait.... I'm going home byeeeeeeee!!
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