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Points: 28057 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2011 at 22:15
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I masturbated with a pineapple once. It didn't taste so good after that.

You probably just didn't rub it on your gooch long enough. Gotta do it until the skin flakes off.
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Originally posted by colorofmoney91 colorofmoney91 wrote:

I almost got a pumpkin today. I should bring a pumpkin to the bread girl as a peace offering.
Prolly should do that before you've masturbated with it.
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I almost got a pumpkin today. I should bring a pumpkin to the bread girl as a peace offering.
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Points: 65760 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2011 at 22:11
Originally posted by Deathrabbit Deathrabbit wrote:

I masturbated with a pineapple once. It didn't taste so good after that.

I thought most people used watermelons.
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Points: 10189 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2011 at 22:10
Originally posted by KoS KoS wrote:

you people are weird.


Originally posted by Deathrabbit Deathrabbit wrote:

I masturbated with a pineapple once. It didn't taste so good after that.
Originally posted by the world the world wrote:

Deathrabbit is f**king weird.
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I masturbated with a pineapple once. It didn't taste so good after that.
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2011 at 22:08
If you're referring to those individuals amongst our ranks who admit to disliking pineapple, then I agree. 
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you people are weird.
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Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

I don't like pineapple very much.
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I don't like pineapple very much.
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I love pineapple. 
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2011 at 22:04
Mmm...I need to try that now.  First I need some pineapple. Cry
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Points: 10189 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2011 at 22:03
Originally posted by SaltyJon SaltyJon wrote:

Originally posted by colorofmoney91 colorofmoney91 wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by colorofmoney91 colorofmoney91 wrote:

I used to love those lemon-shaped bottles.

Did anyone else every try to drink an orange by jamming a straw into one?

I never tried that but I thought about it.

It doesn't work, just so you know.

I want to try that with a pineapple.  Mmm, pineapple.  I want a pineapple now.  And some pineapple juice.  And scalloped pineapple.  And fried pineapple, though I don't think that exists.  And anything with pineapple, unless it also has coconut, in which case I'd prefer to have it without the coconut.

I've made fried pineapple sandwiches with ricotta cheese, they taste like the f**king heavens.
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LOL, his right hand is still a virgin.
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Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

Originally posted by Deathrabbit Deathrabbit wrote:

Originally posted by colorofmoney91 colorofmoney91 wrote:

I used to love those lemon-shaped bottles.

Did anyone else every try to drink an orange by jamming a straw into one?
f**k yea, dude. You don't graduate childhood without that. I think it's one of the pre-reqs for masturbation 101.

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I never tried that but I thought about it.

TIL Matt has never masturbated. 

It's probably better if you believe that.
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I think Matt is binary
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Originally posted by colorofmoney91 colorofmoney91 wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by colorofmoney91 colorofmoney91 wrote:

I used to love those lemon-shaped bottles.

Did anyone else every try to drink an orange by jamming a straw into one?

I never tried that but I thought about it.

It doesn't work, just so you know.

I want to try that with a pineapple.  Mmm, pineapple.  I want a pineapple now.  And some pineapple juice.  And scalloped pineapple.  And fried pineapple, though I don't think that exists.  And anything with pineapple, unless it also has coconut, in which case I'd prefer to have it without the coconut.
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Points: 28057 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2011 at 22:00
Originally posted by Deathrabbit Deathrabbit wrote:

Originally posted by colorofmoney91 colorofmoney91 wrote:

I used to love those lemon-shaped bottles.

Did anyone else every try to drink an orange by jamming a straw into one?
f**k yea, dude. You don't graduate childhood without that. I think it's one of the pre-reqs for masturbation 101.

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

I never tried that but I thought about it.

TIL Matt has never masturbated. 
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Originally posted by colorofmoney91 colorofmoney91 wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by colorofmoney91 colorofmoney91 wrote:

I used to love those lemon-shaped bottles.

Did anyone else every try to drink an orange by jamming a straw into one?

I never tried that but I thought about it.

It doesn't work, just so you know.

I assumed it wouldn't, which is why I didn't try.
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Points: 22774 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2011 at 21:58
Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by colorofmoney91 colorofmoney91 wrote:

I used to love those lemon-shaped bottles.

Did anyone else every try to drink an orange by jamming a straw into one?

I never tried that but I thought about it.

It doesn't work, just so you know.
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