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Failcore
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:53 |
The key is to not give a sh*t. Channel your inner douchebag and objectify the hell out of her. Then you won't care and can talk freely. I know it sux, I hate it and despise douchebaggery in all its various forms, but sometimes the dark side of the force can be useful.
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colorofmoney91
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:53 |
They're always so warm.
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Padraic
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:52 |
colorofmoney91 wrote:
Padraic wrote:
hot bread girl?
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Mhmmmm, she works at the local bakery. |
That rules. So does fresh bread.
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The Neck Romancer
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:52 |
I bet she has some really nice buns.
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colorofmoney91
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:51 |
Padraic wrote:
hot bread girl?
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Mhmmmm, she works at the local bakery.
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Luna
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Location: Funky Town
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:50 |
You need confidence
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Padraic
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:50 |
hot bread girl?
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colorofmoney91
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:47 |
I'm feeling strong with hate today and have no idea why.
Oh wait...
I encountered bread girl again, and she stroked my hand on the money/bread bag exchange, but I got cold feet before my brain could form any word-constructs to fall out of my mouth and at her face.
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Luna
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:42 |
colorofmoney91 wrote:
I was always mad at dances because:1. I had nobody to dance with 2. I don't know how to dance 3. f**k everyone. |
Pretty much what I feel
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colorofmoney91
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:41 |
I was always mad at dances because:
1. I had nobody to dance with 2. I don't know how to dance 3. f**k everyone.
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colorofmoney91
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:40 |
SolarLuna96 wrote:
Dances always make me angry for some reason |
Then you should dance angry.
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Luna
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:40 |
No, I just end up getting pissed for no reason
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Failcore
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:38 |
It's because they are primal demonstrations of sexual prowess and are designed to create contention between the males of the species.
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Luna
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:36 |
Dances always make me angry for some reason
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Horizons
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:35 |
Deathrabbit wrote:
Horizons wrote:
Invader Zim was great. |
Now there is a man with a smart face. |
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Crushed like a rose in the riverflow.
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Failcore
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:30 |
Horizons wrote:
Invader Zim was great. |
Now there is a man with a smart face.
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Horizons
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:28 |
Invader Zim was great.
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Crushed like a rose in the riverflow.
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Failcore
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:26 |
colorofmoney91 wrote:
Deathrabbit wrote:
Lucky, we had no hot goth chicks at all at our school. |
When did I say hot? They were all fat and gnarly. |
Aww, that blows. 
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colorofmoney91
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:26 |
Deathrabbit wrote:
Lucky, we had no hot goth chicks at all at our school. |
When did I say hot? They were all fat and gnarly.
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Luna
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Posted: October 07 2011 at 20:25 |
colorofmoney91 wrote:
SolarLuna96 wrote:
Did they slaughter animals? |
Not that I know of, but they always asked me to sell them drugs. I don't know why though; I've never sold or had anything to do with drugs. |
You could've been rich, Alan
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