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Peter 
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 Posted: November 21 2004 at 00:55 |
 James Lee wrote:
arcer wrote:
sigh.... still here....
bad pizza from bad pizza place has now arrived...
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I subscibe to the philosophy that pizza is like sex...even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
except with anchovies.
nobody should have sex with anchovies.
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 What about the anchovies? However shall they carry on? 
 I vote that the anchovies should get to have sex with the anchovies! 
Think of the children...
Edited by Peter Rideout
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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gdub411
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 01:58 |
I wonder if Arcer is still at work? 
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James Lee
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 05:25 |
I was too hasty; anyone who is of the proper size to please an anchovy may certainly do so.
otherwise, carry on having sex with the pizza.
huh?
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Peter
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 11:07 |
James Lee wrote:
I was too hasty; anyone who is of the proper size to please an anchovy may certainly do so.
otherwise, carry on having sex with the pizza.
huh?
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Oh, you saucy beggar!  
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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arcer
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Joined: September 01 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 1239
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 11:19 |
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arcer
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 11:25 |
No I lie..... After a 12-hour day I left the office trekked across the city to meet my girlfriend at a party to celebrate Mexican Independence or something (my missus is from mexico). I coulnd't drink because I was driving, I didn't understand much of anything as they were all drunk on tequila and speaking badly slurred spanish at 4000mph and dancing to reeeeeeeaaaalllllly bad banda music (think brass bands with techno rhythm - the mind boggles ). I ate some crappy burritos, had a coke, went home, slept for a while and .....
tada!!!!! here I am back at work - same sh***y job different company. Shoot me now.
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James Lee
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 12:42 |
dude, you haven't lived until you've heard the spanish-language version of Nazareth's "Love Hurts"...when I was working construction it was popular among the mexican workers on the sites (all documented, I'm sure...)
wait a sec...Cinco de Mayo is in November now? They have two Independence Days already but the other one is in September...confusing!
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Peter
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 12:59 |
James Lee wrote:
dude, you haven't lived until you've heard the spanish-language version of Nazareth's "Love Hurts"...when I was working construction it was popular among the mexican workers on the sites (all documented, I'm sure...) |
You can hear the very thing in the fine Jack Nicholson flic "The Crossing Guard."
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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arcer
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Joined: September 01 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 1239
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 13:04 |
Cinco de Mayo, November the whatever  these people are MEXICAN!!!! they are even worse than the Irish for pointless excuses to get roaring drunk and sing
much like a great old Irish saying: "all our wars are happy and our songs are sad"
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gdub411
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Joined: August 24 2004
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 13:43 |
arcer wrote:
No I lie..... After a 12-hour day I left the office trekked across the city to meet my girlfriend at a party to celebrate Mexican Independence or something (my missus is from mexico). I coulnd't drink because I was driving, I didn't understand much of anything as they were all drunk on tequila and speaking badly slurred spanish at 4000mph and dancing to reeeeeeeaaaalllllly bad banda music (think brass bands with techno rhythm - the mind boggles). I ate some crappy burritos, had a coke, went home, slept for a while and .....
tada!!!!! here I am back at work - same sh***y job different company. Shoot me now.
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Get rid of her...relationships are just a waste of time. They make you go places you don't want to be, shop for things you don't want, spend all your money,make you listen to horrible music.....and for what....a little nookie!!!...
next thing you know you have children,she leaves you and you're stuck paying an enormous amount of child support.
and then even though the relationship is over she still makes you miserable because of the child(ren) in the picture......Marriage with no benefits
RUN AND GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!
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Reed Lover
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Joined: July 16 2004
Location: Sao Tome and Pr
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 14:18 |
gdub411 wrote:
Get rid of him...relationships are just a waste of time. They make you go places you don't want to be, swallow things you don't want,take you up the back passage, spend all your money,make you listen to horrible music.....and for what....a little nookie!!!...
next thing you know you have piles,he leaves you and you're stuck paying an enormous amount for cooling creams.
RUN AND GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!
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my PC must be playing up (pun intended)
Edited by Reed Lover
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arcer
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Joined: September 01 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 1239
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 14:30 |
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uhhh but i like her
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Reed Lover
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 15:00 |
What exactly do you do Arcer> nightwatchman,concierge,security or car park attendant?
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arcer
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Joined: September 01 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 1239
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 15:04 |
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journalist
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arcer
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Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 1239
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 15:05 |
yes, yes, the hahahahah but you can't write jokes can start now.....
nobody ever said you had to be able to write to be a hack
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Reed Lover
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Location: Sao Tome and Pr
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 15:14 |
arcer wrote:
professional alcoholic |
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arcer
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 15:19 |
 again, shurely shome mishtake hic!
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Arioch
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Location: United States
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 15:20 |
Heh, Heh.....Gdub and Arcer............reminds me of some lyrics to a song from a local band here...I have to clean it up a little though.
Promise
Expect so much
want my touch
harass me , nag me , talk too much
you're confused
you don't know
keep it up and I'm gonna hit the road
You want me to stay
but you make me leave
If you keep up your sh#t, I 'm going to heave
You're a stupid b#tch
just like the rest
brains of an ape...or less
You want a promise I can't give
if you're around me I can't live
shut yer face
get outa my way
can't rule my life
can't take the day
give me what I want
or just go away
left me again
I think this is 10
why do you do it again and again?
Always compared
to the other guys
you say your sh#t , saying your lies
Wasting my time
wasted my time
spent my last f#ckin' dime
you think I'm boring
you think.....
well who told you to think?
You want a promise I can't give
If you're around me I can't live
Shut yer face
get outa my way
can't rule my life
can't take the day
give me what I want
or just go away
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Knight of the Swords
Lord of Entropy
Duke of Chaos
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arcer
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Joined: September 01 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 1239
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 15:43 |
what an enlightened approach to relations with the fair sex!
those boys surely have the ladies queuing up to get close them
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Reed Lover
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Location: Sao Tome and Pr
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 15:48 |
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Your only bitter cos your missus was eatin' mexican all last night!
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