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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

                Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change
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what do you call a guy who pours his beer into a forty pound beer stein?

                  A heavy drinker
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?
A: A violator.
I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT
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The organ is the instrument of worship for in its sounding we sense the majesty of God and in its ending we know the Grace of God.
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Points: 3144 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 04 2010 at 15:50
Originally posted by tuxon tuxon wrote:

The organ is the instrument of worship for in its sounding we sense the majesty of God and in its ending we know the Grace of God.
atheist, did not read.
Trendsetter win!

The search for nonexistent perfection.
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 04 2010 at 15:51
*Knock Knock*

NO ONE'S HOME.
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Quote of the Day

  "The RNC elected Reince Priebus
   as chairman. 'Reince Priebus' is also
   the name of a car Jay Leno drives."
        --  Letterman  
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Originally posted by SaltyJon SaltyJon wrote:

*Knock Knock*

NO ONE'S HOME.


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Quick joke? Two words:
 
DREAM THEATER
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tongue
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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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2 elephants fall off a cliff...
 
BOOM BOOM
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Is it a quick joke thread or an anti-joke thread? 
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Language is a virus from outer space.

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Points: 14258 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2011 at 23:39
How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to hold the lightbulb and then they can expect the world to revolve around them.
 
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
100. One to hold the light bulb and 99 to revolve the room. 
 
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb?
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I wonder: how many teenage blonde Irish girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Points: 29630 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 05 2011 at 07:47
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

I wonder: how many teenage blonde Irish girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

One but she really need to want to change into a psychiatrist.
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Points: 7026 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 05 2011 at 12:46
What happens when you play a blues backwards?

They let you out of jail, your girlfriend comes back to you and your dog gets alive again.
He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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Points: 8581 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 05 2011 at 23:44
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

I wonder: how many teenage blonde Irish girls does it take to change a lightbulb?



None: If the lightbulb won't change itself to be more like them they will get drunk, ridicule it and get tricked by it into unprotected sex.

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Points: 4160 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 06 2011 at 03:07
Originally posted by refugee refugee wrote:

What happens when you play a blues backwards?

They let you out of jail, your girlfriend comes back to you and your dog gets alive again.



LOLLOL


What's written on blues musician's gravestone?




I didn't wake up this morning.
Percussion, sir!
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