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Baggra 
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Joined: December 16 2010
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 Posted: December 26 2010 at 07:59 |
Masterman is now in situ, having lowered fundement upon the exact longtitude and latitude upon seat of judgement.
You are now IN THE PRESENCE.
Tapfrets: by reason of your hailing to another - an amphibian morelike! - Baggs declines from even acknowledging you (save to say that henceforth Baggs shall not acknowledge you or your submissions)
To the others I remind, confession is good for the soul.
Bare yourselves to judgement.
Be judged and know it is GOODLY.
Even those whom art judged not to pass muster, may rejoice that at least for once in their miserable lives they have been given instigation and even, by example, DIRECTION.
Furthermore let it be reminded that...
Opps.
Baggs feels a bowel movement (doubtless a consequence of recent nocturnal emission strain) and must Immediatement drop load in privy chamber.
Baggs will return in short stead.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 08:03 |
We've got a genuine eccentric in our midst.
Possibly.
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toroddfuglesteg
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 08:48 |
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Me still want to know if we are in the presence of Baggs The Brand.
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Baggra
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Joined: December 16 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 221
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 09:11 |
The Masterman has now returned from making appointment with Ye (Chamberpot) Privvy Chamber where, Baggs is happy to inform all, Baggs hath left healthy deposit of four steaming voidancies which my devoted manservant, Goodman Dan Dan The Privvy Chamber Assitant Man , hath lovingly taken out of and disposed (with required reverence) to earth.
So we are now ready to reccommence.
At this juncture it is Baggmaster's pleasure to introduce the Trio Of Doom, the Brigade of Correction whom will be responsible in fixing those deemed by Hiself to be lacking in prog acumen.
And here they now make entry. Behold my handsome agents of correction.
From leftwards to rightmass:
Dame Discipline
Vera The Velocitor
Babs (of no particular title, but a damn fearsome manipulator of Ye crupperhole Gnarly Stick of Backdoor Punishment
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Baggra
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Joined: December 16 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 221
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 09:26 |
Just so.
Taketh warning:
Be not deceived by their angelic features and comely, voluptuous , fulsome angularitys of flesh and bone.
For these are veritable Swords of Damocculists, born not of mortals, but hatched in a convent of foxes!
Merciless. Your cries are but pittance to their alien sensibilities.
Water off a mantichore's back.
Verily they are right bitches , furious engines of dilegent infliction of PAIN and retribution.
So now, that all being made apparent, let us get back to matters at hand.
(I must add that the judging of you all is of no particular pleasure to His Eminence. I would much rather be out in fields of frozen barley romping and parlaying hither and forth, tongue lapping at the delicious geometries of falling snowflake.
It is a heavy chore I perform.
In service of the purity of Progdom.
In honour and
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Baggra
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Joined: December 16 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 221
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 09:28 |
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...err, wotnot.
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Baggra
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Joined: December 16 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 221
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 09:39 |
The day, I fear me, is long, so without further frippery, I address ALL my subjects:
Tchaikovsky - Nay, let us NOT "get it on"
Sir RitchieRich - Oh, why not Pass, good fellow. Godspeed.
DoggoftheSnow - I am of mind to send thou straight to the administrations of Babs. Thou art knave and deserve no better.
Clarksies - I am of two minds here. I cannot but think thou art PLAYING His Baggsmastership in thine bringing up of Gil Evans, of whom thou art full aware Baggs is fanboy of (since Baggs but mentioned the Miles "Sketches of Spain" lp most recently on another thread.
Still, thy collection - if indeed thine - bespeaks good breeding and haut gout, so....pass on, without fear. (For the moment anyways - for knowest thou Baggs is somewhat suspicious in this case.
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Tychovski
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Location: United States
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Points: 249
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 09:51 |
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I do beg your guidance.
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Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974, it's a scientific fact.
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Baggra
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Joined: December 16 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 221
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 10:06 |
We have now been relegated to "Just For Fun".
May I just state - forsooth this is NOT SO!
This is dead serious.
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Slarts - Pat Metheny??? What next? Hir vile vessel of putrescence, Weather Report?
Baggs is not pleased.
Dame Discipline - see to this villain!
Padraic (The Wise) - most excellent. We who are about to die salute you.
Prog Kid - cannot count (Not worthy of further effort)
Deanners - Fare thee well. In passage thou mayest look upon the Trio - and slaver - but pass on without fear. God go with thee.
(I shall now make 5 minutes pause for syllabub and a bout of battledore with Her Highness.
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irrelevant
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 10:19 |
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I don't have five bands in my collection that begin with G.
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Baggra
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Location: Canada
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Points: 221
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 11:10 |
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We lament.
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The Truth
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 11:13 |
EDIT: EDIT: Oops Oops again
Galleon - From Land to Ocean
Gazpacho - Missa Atropos
Gene Simmons - Kiss: Gene Simmons
Genesis - Foxtrot
Gentle Giant - Acquiring the Taste
Wow Anthony, ours were almost the same! 
Edited by The Truth - December 26 2010 at 11:31
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Anthony H.
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Joined: April 11 2010
Location: Virginia
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 11:18 |
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Galleon - From Land to Ocean
Gazpacho - Night
Genesis - Foxtrot
Gentle Giant - Acquiring the Taste
Gila - Free Electric Sound
Edited by Anthony H. - December 26 2010 at 11:52
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Baggra
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 11:48 |
Sooth Truth,
for reason of Gene, thine is NOT the Power and the Glory.
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Baggra
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Location: Canada
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 11:51 |
Ants:
Listing by FIRST NAME is despicable practice.
It is not permitted for thee to pass unmolested.
Go thou, bend before the wrath of Vera and reap thy due harvest of shame.
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The Truth
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 11:52 |
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It's alright Anthony. I like George Harrison.
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Anthony H.
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Location: Virginia
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 11:52 |
 Baggra wrote:
Ants:
Listing by FIRST NAME is despicable practice.
It is not permitted for thee to pass unmolested.
Go thou, bend before the wrath of Vera and reap thy due harvest of shame. |
I changed it. Forgive me my transgressions! 
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Anthony H.
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Joined: April 11 2010
Location: Virginia
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 11:53 |
The Truth wrote:
EDIT: EDIT: Oops Oops again
Galleon - From Land to Ocean
Gazpacho - Missa Atropos
Gene Simmons - Kiss: Gene Simmons
Genesis - Foxtrot
Gentle Giant - Acquiring the Taste
Wow Anthony, ours were almost the same! |
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The Truth
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Joined: April 19 2009
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 11:55 |
The Truth wrote:
EDIT: EDIT: Oops Oops again
Galleon - From Land to Ocean
Gazpacho - Missa Atropos
Genesis - Foxtrot
Gentle Giant - Acquiring the Taste
Giraffes? Giraffes! - More Skin With Milkmouth
Wow Anthony, ours were almost the same! |
Is that better? The I didn't sort by last name.
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A Person
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Joined: November 10 2008
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Points: 65760
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 12:03 |
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Artist:
Gang of Four - Entertainment
Genesis - Trespass
Gentle Soul - s/t
Global Communication - 76:14
Gnidrolog - Lady Lake
Album:
Styx - The Grand Illusion
VdGG - Godbluff
Squarepusher - Go Plastic
Phillip Glass - Glassworks
The Bad Plus - Give
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