Who has the most depressing life in the shred?

 

stonebeard wrote:   James wrote: And I somehow completely failed to make this poll.  Hoorah!  My life must be amazing. To be fair, guys, James would have easily won this 4 years ago.

I somehow forgot about James, but has his life really gotten less sad than it was 4 years ago, other than that his posts per day have dropped considerably? And you also have to take into account that James has been alive to be sad around 1/3 longer than everybody else on the poll.

Thank you for your kind words internet, I do it all for you. I also uploaded the first take I did of it. It's slightly different, I forgot a couple things I said in the first take that I meant to say in the second, and I also briefly played the guitar with a banana. Also, at the end I play the guitar open strings if you want to hear my "tuning". I have no idea what it's actually tuned to, it's a combination of not actually tuning it for at least 6 months or more, strings that are about 3 years old, and turning the knobs myself randomly to try to get a harsher dissonance. Also, I just realized that apparently you can't hear the piano playing Chopin through the distorted amp in the beginning on Youtube, that's weird I can hear it on the original. I'm on my other laptop, maybe it's just this computer being fail, as usual.

Henry you wanna start a band?

Vompatti wrote: Why am I the only one without a real name? Why is my life like this? Who voted for me (I'm too depressed to read the previous pages)? Also, why won't the non-german girl write me? What's wrong with me? Why won't anyone love me? And why do I always lose on the horses?

Henry doesn't have a real name either

Vompatti wrote: Triceratopsoil wrote: Vompatti wrote: Why am I the only one without a real name? Why is my life like this? Who voted for me (I'm too depressed to read the previous pages)? Also, why won't the non-german girl write me? What's wrong with me? Why won't anyone love me? And why do I always lose on the horses? Henry doesn't have a real name either Unless his real name is Henry.

that's just a nickname

Triceratopsoil wrote: Vompatti wrote: Triceratopsoil wrote: Vompatti wrote: Why am I the only one without a real name? Why is my life like this? Who voted for me (I'm too depressed to read the previous pages)? Also, why won't the non-german girl write me? What's wrong with me? Why won't anyone love me? And why do I always lose on the horses? Henry doesn't have a real name either Unless his real name is Henry. that's just a nickname

So his real name could be any name except Henry?

What's so funny? His name is Henry?

Or is it Hank?!

I tend to believe that Vompatti is the materialization of the global spirit of the PA community (that would explain his high number of posts).

Triceratopsoil wrote: CPicard wrote: I tend to believe that Vompatti is the materialization of the global spirit of the PA community (that would explain his high number of posts). Matt has nearly as many in 3 fewer years

James has more than both combined.

I am that pathetic that I don't even get the chance to be in the poll...

harmonium.ro wrote: You are a cool person, Juan. How could we not envy you for your band comprised only of hot chicks?

 You just haven't meet them yet...