Who has the most depressing life in the shred?
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Topic: Who has the most depressing life in the shred?
Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Subject: Who has the most depressing life in the shred?
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:42
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Aside from posting funny memes and videos, talking about Zeuhl and teh metulz, and giving advice on unusual guitar tunings, one of the main uses of the shred is to bitch about how pathetic your life is. All of these users have complained about unfortunate mishaps in their recent life, so I decided to make a poll of which shredder has the most depressing story to tell. Vote for the one that just makes you want to slit your wrists, and who knows, maybe they'll eventually even become an hero! If you are a shredder who thinks they have a sh*tty life, feel free to tell me and I'll put you in the poll for some free pity. I'll vote for stonebeard. He doesn't frequent the shred as often as some others, but whenever he does you can bet that he probably doesn't have any good news to share.
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Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:45
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Henry. No doubts. ------------- http://blindpoetrecords.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow">  
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:45
I want to say this thread is heading for bad places  I don't know if pathetic was the right word for all, depressing is a much better fit! A tent of depression  |
Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:46
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I want to be included because I do frequent the shred and have lots of medical problems. lol
EDIT: Thank you.  ------------- http://blindpoetrecords.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:47
| Surprised Ben isn't on the list! |
Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:47
| I edited it. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:49
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Now this thread is perfect! Perfectly depressing and awful |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:53
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Well let's start with who has a pretty good life (relatively of course since all life sucks!) Alex, Rob, Jampa, Pekka, Colin Next step down is Tanner, who gets his own level Then Kevin, Ben, Caio and Myself Then the winners circle: Drew, Matt and Henry Henry wins for his hatred of everything... This is all with love of course  May we battle through together! |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:57
| Hmm this reminds me I don't frequent the shred anymore. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:57
This is probably a good thing? |
DisgruntledPorcupine wrote:Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:59
Where do I fit in here? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:00
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:02
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Jon and Josh never struck me as having depressing lives though You should probably be happy about this lol |
Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:05
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Who can be depressed when you're watching existential anime? Neon Genesis Evangelion contains all the secrets to happiness presented in a totally realistic and scientifically tested fashion. Don't deny it.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:06
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You could add yourself and Jon to the list Though Jon has been within a foot of Christian Vander, forever his life is glorious. |
Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:11
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Also, my life sucks, too, but I don't want to give too many details. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:12
O OK disregard everything I said, all our lives are terrible. Total free for all, but Henry still wins |
Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:22
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:25
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Sicknesses aside Tanner, you are in the good times of your life and have had (more than 1 gf?) by your current age. I had 0 until I was like...18. Also honorable mention to Scott for hanging around a forum with a bunch of kids half his age. Huzzah |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:28
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Also, I never see shows like ever. This is pretty depressing. Twice Bad Religion failed and I missed the Opeth/DT show due to a friends total f**k up Even Henry has been to shows! |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:31
I have never been to a show ever.  |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:34
Well this is why I can't compete...but just stating the fact this aspect of my life is pretty miserable. |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:34
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I would just like to inform you all that I have $9 to my name until payday (which isn't until the 15th), and I am drinking Busch Ice. Also, 2 kids. I win.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:35
I once got it down to 38 cents Though 2 kids (and Busch Ice  ) may pwn all of us..... |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:51
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If this was the velevet/suede room I'd be on the list. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:53
| Sucks to be you, guys. |
Posted By: Pekka
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:58
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Vomps could be a contender as well. Though nobody can be sure if he's an imaginary character or a real one. Obviously I voted for Henry. ------------- http://www.progarchives.com/album.asp?id=42652" rel="nofollow - It's on PA! 
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 17:01
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Oh yeah, where the heck is Vompatti? -------------  
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 17:05
I was just wondering that myself. |
Posted By: Pekka
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 17:08
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He's the genius in depression not appreciated in his own time. ------------- http://www.progarchives.com/album.asp?id=42652" rel="nofollow - It's on PA!
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 17:08
See, that's exactly the problem. |
Posted By: Zebedee
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 18:03
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Either Henry or Vomps. Hard to choose between Henry's cynicism and Vomps' somewhat cute hopelessness. I'm rather melancholic as well, but they take the cake.
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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:02
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I actually first recorded this a year ago, and it had more ideas, but the take kind of sucked. And then I was too lazy to follow through I was compelled, metaphysically, however, to finally redo it at this moment (also my parents were out of the house). The quality is a bit sh*t because I used my laptop's webcam, but nobody will give me the money for a good mike. :( As far as I'm concerned, you all deserve this. :| ------------- if you own a sodastream i hate you |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:04
HENRY! |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:05
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Well there's no more denial Too bad there's no color and we can't see that beautiful blonde hair of yours
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:11
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:11
Unprecedented. Incredible. Fantastic. The gargles at the end were... heart-wrenching. -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:12
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Henry you have comments on that video and channel. I want to make you an internet f**king sensation. |
Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:12
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That is how I play guitar all the time by the way, trying to find the pure music of no tonality or rhythm. The screaming hurts my throat, though, so I save that for special occasions. I didn't want you color perving that really old picture of my sister in the background. :| ------------- if you own a sodastream i hate you |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:21
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You need your own show. Henry isn't remotely depressing. He's a lie. Oh and you're left-handed and you need to get out more. I am disappointed now. Henry is not the Internet. -------------   
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:22
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And I somehow completely failed to make this poll. Hoorah! My life must be amazing.
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Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:23
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:24
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Yes, Henry IRL is no longer a Tiny Chat secret What will we have to cherish now!? |
Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:24
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I am in shock That is more or less the exact opposite of how I imagined Henry. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:25
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He's not as amazing as my mate Povey though. He takes the avant thing to great heights.
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Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:29
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Yeah, the online persona of Henry is pretty much a lie. Two totally different persons. And your creative abilities are wonderful, Henry. That includes the guitar playing. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:32
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Indeed. I was expecting a withdrawn, nervous guy with random Tourettes.
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:33
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I was expecting pretty much that but only because I've seen him on TC.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:36
That Now if only Matt will record a video! |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:37
I have no video recording equipment, so I can't. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:39
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Yeah yeah I think we all knew you'd say that Im so depressed now  |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:39
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f**k Henry. BUSCH ICE TWO KIDS ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:40
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Rob now needs to video himself recording a new song whilst drinking Busch Ice.
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:40
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:42
Yes, and he wants to f**k Henry? This whole thing is just getting out of hand now. |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:49
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Someone voted for me and it wasn't me! Cool. But overall I doubt I'm the most depressing. I'm just suffering in post-almost-got-laid-but-not syndrome. It's not officially recognized in the medical community. 2deep4them. Also, Henry's not depressing, he's in college, an asst. manager at Bed Bath and Beyond (Mad pussy, man. Mad.) Rob creates music and probably gets laid frequently. I'd say probably Vompatti or Matt. Living in a meth lab disguised as a town...idk guys.
To be fair, guys, James would have easily won this 4 years ago. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:51
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Yes, very true Drew. BUT this is not 4 years ago or is it!? Too bad I voted...more I think about it I want to say Vomps should win. Matt is a close second, sorry bud. |
Posted By: MovingPictures07
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:54
This is Avant-Garde genius. ------------- 
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:55
Yeah, but at least he has his gran. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 19:59
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I voted for you as well, Stonie.
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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 20:06
im am the most anoying member of PA, which make me tip the scale of depressiveness  so true , but also quite sad-------------  
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 20:11
Just because you keep saying it don't make it true. Trust me...there are quite a few that have been/are far more annoying then you |
Posted By: S~V~S
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 21:33
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Although constantly repeating something IS pretty annoying~
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 21:49
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who in the hell voted for me? My life kicks ass! I voted lil Matty vomps, rob and james are pretty close. I don't really think there is anything wrong with henners oh wait, shoulda voted stoney, poor sucker |
Posted By: Jörgemeister
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 22:42
| i dont know them well but I vote the one who crashed his car some weeks ago while delivering pizza, sorry. how was the car btw? |
Posted By: Jörgemeister
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 22:43
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why is e-pig in the list? he's prety awesome and has a cool one-man-band also his wife can sing. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 22:45
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Who voted for me?
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Posted By: KoS
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 22:47
| Matt, dude hasn't done anything on the account of living in the middle of nowhere. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 23:43
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Im surprised no votes for Benkato, he's in a perpetual state of drunken/philosophical/general misery And I have no clue why Colin's here his life is best of all lol |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 23:45
Yet...I don't have a vote?  And it was on the way to work thank you very much It's being fixed. I was right, NO internal damage! Though the body damage was bad, nothing tragic to the car. Besides, compared to Matt, Drew and Vomps is that really so depressing? K? |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 23:50
I'm getting votes. It's intense.  As soon as I get a cheap apartment, I'll be happier. Even if I am poor and can only eat soup, liberation is invigorating. ...Plus then I can drink without having to dodge my parents' concerns all the time.  ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 23:50
agree on both counts. although really, although the title is "who has the most depressing life," the poll question is "who do you pity the most" and I pity Matt far more than Ben <3 Matt |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 23:52
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 23:58
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Ugh, this is kinda depressing though. After an impromptu plan to go to New York City tomorrow a good friend asked us to help shoot their stereotypical college type indie film (not that he said that lol) And Matt |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 03 2010 at 23:59
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 00:00
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"although really, although" really? I thought I was good at the English language |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 00:01
You are very well at it. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 00:01
| Colin can english pretty good. not as good as moshkito but close, |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 00:02
Hi, |
Posted By: Pekka
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 03:07
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Henry I apologise for my ill chosen words, that kind of talent is in no way a sign of a depressing life. That was like straight out of a John Frusciante solo album, only proggier = better. ------------- http://www.progarchives.com/album.asp?id=42652" rel="nofollow - It's on PA!
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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 04:20
Thank you for your kind words internet, I do it all for you. I also uploaded the first take I did of it. It's slightly different, I forgot a couple things I said in the first take that I meant to say in the second, and I also briefly played the guitar with a banana. Also, at the end I play the guitar open strings if you want to hear my "tuning". I have no idea what it's actually tuned to, it's a combination of not actually tuning it for at least 6 months or more, strings that are about 3 years old, and turning the knobs myself randomly to try to get a harsher dissonance. Also, I just realized that apparently you can't hear the piano playing Chopin through the distorted amp in the beginning on Youtube, that's weird I can hear it on the original. I'm on my other laptop, maybe it's just this computer being fail, as usual. ------------- if you own a sodastream i hate you |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 14:00
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Henry, things have improved a lot in my life. Things are also still improving. I'm not that same person as 4 years ago.
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 14:04
| Henry you wanna start a band? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 14:53
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Why am I the only one without a real name? Why is my life like this? Who voted for me (I'm too depressed to read the previous pages)? Also, why won't the non-german girl write me? What's wrong with me? Why won't anyone love me? And why do I always lose on the horses?
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 14:56
Henry doesn't have a real name either |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 14:57
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 14:58
that's just a nickname |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 14:59
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 15:00
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 15:43
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 16:12
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What's so funny? His name is Henry? Or is it Hank?! |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 16:40
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Hey! I wasn't nominated! I suppose I take that as a compliment...
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 04 2010 at 18:44
| I tend to believe that Vompatti is the materialization of the global spirit of the PA community (that would explain his high number of posts). |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: December 05 2010 at 17:35
Matt has nearly as many in 3 fewer years |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: December 05 2010 at 18:39
James has more than both combined. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: December 05 2010 at 18:53
| but James is just James |
Posted By: jampa17
Date Posted: December 06 2010 at 09:09
I am that pathetic that I don't even get the chance to be in the poll... 
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Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: December 06 2010 at 09:12
| You are a cool person, Juan. How could we not envy you for your band comprised only of hot chicks? |
Posted By: jampa17
Date Posted: December 06 2010 at 09:36
 You just haven't meet them yet...  ------------- |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 06 2010 at 12:36
Why do you say that? Are they mean to you? Do they hit you? Do they molest you??? |