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    Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:01

CinemaZebra: Let's battle.

My victory is the outcome, your concepts are nonsense
They can't sustain an album, I do four hour concerts
With no gaps between tracks, and no supporting acts
Crowd stays rapt while at yours they're all having naps
And popping out for snacks, your soloing is boring
Got everybody snoring, I have everyone applauding
I can do all styles, have it rocking or keep it mellow son
Your tech extreme metal is less shocking than my mellotron
Besides this tight flow, my light show blacks out both seaboards
Rick Wakeman screamed and ran at all the buttons on my keyboard
My fusion get's 'em movin'', yours is just confusin'
I keep 'em groovin', your crowd's like "What are you doin'?"
You can't segue between movements, your production needs improvement
While I can shift time signatures during a wardrobe change
Peter Gabriel thinks my stage costumes are strange
You latest single has become a radio hit
Planet X heard mine and said "Dumb it down a bit"
 
You ain't prog, dawg.


Edited by Textbook - August 19 2010 at 18:02
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Bro, CZ was banned several days ago.

lol.
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ACYL: Are you serious? Why?
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Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

ACYL: Are you serious? Why?


Something about wanting to "f**k the admins".
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Points: 3281 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:11
But they're so sexy and he's only human.
 
We need to enact a Phil Collins/Peter Gabriel battle rap. Or imagine what sort of lyrics the Mars Volta would use in a song about riding around in a car with jewellery on picking up ladies.
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Points: 34055 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:14
i can do a rap limric
 
Prog is my life, and by the day I listhe to it Daylie
my fav band is GG and listen to it Alot
but money don't come to me voluntarilie
I could rob a bank, but I would rather stay frank
 
You Tube is my life, not give it up rather give me a knife
Nektar is my new love, only could i know
If a record store could show it close to where i Know (of)
KC,GG ah but I only need som Super tramp
that is my STAMP
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:16
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

ACYL: Are you serious? Why?



FAIL
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Learn about scansion, and go listen to Hanson
You'd be better of dancin', you can't take the mind expansion
That comes with listening to prog, you don't have the mental
Don't mess with me dawg, this Giant isn't Gentle
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Points: 3281 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:26
Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

 
FAIL.
 
Battle me, sucka.
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Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

 
FAIL.
 
Battle me, sucka.


Battle him, JJ. Clap

This could get wicked.
    
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:37
It'll be wickedly terrible.

More than willing to let you win the rap battle Textbook, it'll be best for all involved.
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Points: 10652 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2010 at 19:12
Text keeps talkin now I'm stalkin
wanna f**k an admins your gonna need a benz
money don't ride with no suckas so get the lollipop out ya mouth f**kas
prog from an original king crimson seminal
older wiser knife wielding slicer
zebra talk sh*t but he aint it
the old man gets down the others get clowned
wanna prog free style its gonna take you a while
you weren't around when this sh*t went down
68 was when I first heard deep purple now nothing else rhymes cept bizshurple

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Call that progressive rock? I call you an agressive jock
Fess up that you're a a crock, professin' your regressive slop
Think you can out-prog me, nah not a chance
My guitar has more pedals than the tour de france
The Empire State has nothing on the size of my speakers
People mistake my keyboard banks for bleachers


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lol easy money wins
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Originally posted by Easy Money Easy Money wrote:

Textbook keeps talkin now I'm stalkin
wanna f**k an admins your gonna need a benz
money don't ride with no suckas so get the lollipop out ya mouth f**kas
prog from an original king crimson seminal
older wiser knife wielding slicer
zebra talk sh*t but he aint it
the old man gets down the others get clowned
wanna prog free style its gonna take you a while
you weren't around when this sh*t went down
68 was when I first heard deep purple now nothing else rhymes cept bizshurple


Well, didn't see that one coming.
I rapped it, poorly of course, wasn't too bad!

I think you've found your calling.
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Points: 10652 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2010 at 20:01
I know    your slow    my flow    will go    while yours     just blows
your collection aint prog just queen styxx and zuehl from frogs
my guitar is triple neck yours a banjo from bela fleck
I got the mellotrons you have the 4 non-blondes
your diggin funk crunk and punk while im blastin ELP from the base trunk
you must be smokin crack cos your rhymes are wack and your casio aint no match for my 56 tier keyboard stack

P.S. gotta take a break guys, ..bizness, ..I'll check back later

Edited by Easy Money - August 19 2010 at 22:46
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2010 at 20:06
OH SNAP

Easy Money hang up the admin thing...you're gunna be makin it big on the streets with that


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EASY MONEY YO! Clap
    
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Points: 1501 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2010 at 21:22

Easy Money, nice flow fo sho!
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights...


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