Gangsta Prog
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Topic: Gangsta Prog
Posted By: Textbook
Subject: Gangsta Prog
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:01
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CinemaZebra: Let's battle. My victory is the outcome, your concepts are nonsense
They can't sustain an album, I do four hour concerts
With no gaps between tracks, and no supporting acts
Crowd stays rapt while at yours they're all having naps
And popping out for snacks, your soloing is boring
Got everybody snoring, I have everyone applauding
I can do all styles, have it rocking or keep it mellow son
Your tech extreme metal is less shocking than my mellotron
Besides this tight flow, my light show blacks out both seaboards
Rick Wakeman screamed and ran at all the buttons on my keyboard
My fusion get's 'em movin'', yours is just confusin'
I keep 'em groovin', your crowd's like "What are you doin'?"
You can't segue between movements, your production needs improvement
While I can shift time signatures during a wardrobe change
Peter Gabriel thinks my stage costumes are strange
You latest single has become a radio hit
Planet X heard mine and said "Dumb it down a bit"
You ain't prog, dawg.
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Replies:
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:02
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Bro, CZ was banned several days ago. lol. |
Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:04
| AWESOME! |
Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:05
| ACYL: Are you serious? Why? |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:09
Something about wanting to "f**k the admins". |
Textbook wrote:Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:11
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But they're so sexy and he's only human.
We need to enact a Phil Collins/Peter Gabriel battle rap. Or imagine what sort of lyrics the Mars Volta would use in a song about riding around in a car with jewellery on picking up ladies.
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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:14
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i can do a rap limric
Prog is my life, and by the day I listhe to it Daylie
my fav band is GG and listen to it Alot
but money don't come to me voluntarilie
I could rob a bank, but I would rather stay frank
You Tube is my life, not give it up rather give me a knife
Nektar is my new love, only could i know
If a record store could show it close to where i Know (of)
KC,GG ah but I only need som Super tramp
that is my STAMP
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:16
FAIL |
Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:19
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Learn about scansion, and go listen to Hanson
You'd be better of dancin', you can't take the mind expansion
That comes with listening to prog, you don't have the mental
Don't mess with me dawg, this Giant isn't Gentle
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Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:26
FAIL.
Battle me, sucka.
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:32
Battle him, JJ.  This could get wicked. -------------  
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 18:37
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It'll be wickedly terrible. More than willing to let you win the rap battle Textbook, it'll be best for all involved. |
Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 19:12
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Text keeps talkin now I'm stalkin
wanna f**k an admins your gonna need a benz money don't ride with no suckas so get the lollipop out ya mouth f**kas prog from an original king crimson seminal older wiser knife wielding slicer zebra talk sh*t but he aint it the old man gets down the others get clowned wanna prog free style its gonna take you a while you weren't around when this sh*t went down 68 was when I first heard deep purple now nothing else rhymes cept bizshurple |
Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 19:47
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Call that progressive rock? I call you an agressive jock
Fess up that you're a a crock, professin' your regressive slop
Think you can out-prog me, nah not a chance
My guitar has more pedals than the tour de france
The Empire State has nothing on the size of my speakers
People mistake my keyboard banks for bleachers
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 19:49
| lol easy money wins |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 19:49
Well, didn't see that one coming. I rapped it, poorly of course, wasn't too bad! I think you've found your calling. |
Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 20:01
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I know your slow my flow will go while yours just blows
your collection aint prog just queen styxx and zuehl from frogs my guitar is triple neck yours a banjo from bela fleck I got the mellotrons you have the 4 non-blondes your diggin funk crunk and punk while im blastin ELP from the base trunk you must be smokin crack cos your rhymes are wack and your casio aint no match for my 56 tier keyboard stack P.S. gotta take a break guys, ..bizness, ..I'll check back later |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 20:06
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OH SNAP Easy Money hang up the admin thing...you're gunna be makin it big on the streets with that |
Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 20:16
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EASY MONEY YO!
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Posted By: JROCHA
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 21:22
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Easy Money, nice flow fo sho! ------------- Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights... |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 21:28
If all parties would be cool and calm...I think we need to suggest a rap battle between easy money and Zebra  After all, these rap feuds get heated. Wouldn't want a stabbing to happen. |
Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:25
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^ Unfortunately he probably isn't coming back soon, thats too bad, I didn't know he liked to battle.
That was all kind of weird, I guess he wanted to get kicked off, some sort of blue suicide kind of thing. I've never had to kick anyone off before except spammers and a couple all-out racists. Anyway, anyone want to battle? Where's text? Anyone else? P.S. I think text writes better rhymes, I'm kind of out of practice on this. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:27
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If you really want, I'll get you his rap rebuttal don't worry Rap isn't my thing man. If you want to do a technical/brutal metal riff contest then it's on |
Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:29
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You play guitar? Play in bands professionally or anything?
Or do any gigs? If so where? |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:29
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Every time I'm tryin' to write a good prog song It turns into a funk jam that's nothing but too long Nothin' good like Magma or Caravan or Can I guess you'd say my music isn't even in the frying pan Clearly I'm not a rapper and this isn't much delight But what can I say, it's that kind of day, and I don't wanna fight ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:31
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Professionally? Oh my no. Not even gigs, I am amateur to the max. Only been playing for a year anyway. Drummer by nature. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:32
AH SNAP! |
Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 00:04
prog songs too long put down the bong can couldn't but caravan can magma beats yo mama with a bass soon leaving trauma for the germans digging drama and your funk jam aint no jahma |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 00:20
he said PA was eating too much of his time in fact, he plans on getting banned again if you let him come back |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 00:37
Spoiling all the future fun Colin |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 00:56
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We have a challenge from beyond the grave. It's on like Tupac now I guess... To Easy Money: Check it.
I don’t hold back ‘cause I’m ultraviolent
Add some months to my absence and see if I’m silent You better calm down or there’s going to be stabbin’ All I ever asked was for you to stop fappin’ Confusion will be your epitaph You get a shower while you’re taking a shower Yeah, that’s a bloodbath I got no limits in the way I torture You forfeit the game and I’ll scorch ya I dare you to step to this layer of insanity The kind that makes you cringe at humanity sh*t, your rhymes are pathetic I told the world to f**k you ‘cause I felt sympathetic I don’t have to be a rapper to kill your whack style You saw 8 Mile awhile ago Was it worthwhile? My flow is still better fo’ sho You banned me out of fear that I would kill your career But don’t you know you can’t interfere, ‘cause I can reappear Doper than ever before, you can’t compete Your rhymes are incomplete, indeed I proceed To exceed the limits of your speed limit Without any flow, you can’t touch this battleship ‘Cause I’m just the MC Generator I can kill your whack lyrics with my very own translator I’ve got bodies in piles dial 911, son That’s anyone and everyone, you bitches gettin’ undone I’m the parasite at 22 Fahrenheit And with that I bid you niggas all good night Love, CinemaZebra |
Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 00:59
If you're reading this Zebra: -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 01:03
Wow. Someone threw the hammer down.  
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Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 01:40
Bloodbath don't make me laugh there'll be no shower cos the power in the hour will be mine to glower your battleship will slip your slurping sheep dip then you trip cos my rhymes will strip your flesh like a whip you die like a blood before a crip confusion or concussion there's never no discussion your name is on the epitaph I wrote the lines they make me laugh |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 01:45
| Damn! Some of us proggers can throw down some serious rap |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 02:12
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lolwut, i'm nut a rapper but i'm a-gonna post here anyway before going to the crapper. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 02:16
Tear to my eye man That was the poetry of the street right thurr  *tears of joy* |
Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 02:16
vompatti on the crapper smilin big lookin dapper I f**ked his mama then I slapped her you best stay away from the sarcastic rapper |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 02:20
wuuuuuuuut?! 
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Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 05:45
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Guys need to learn summat about rhyme schemes. I'll get back to the battle later but here's a verse I wrote that I was quite proud of, check the density of the rhymes.
All ends and beginnings, pads, pens, records spinning
Round and round, cyclical, are histories mysteries biblical, or literal? For the laws of physics or the orbs of mystics? Something spiritual, that can't be captured in language? But I'ma go mythical and try with Atlantis Advanced this island was, this time was, legendary Power and prosperity, these people ruled the seven seas Their kingdom it was heavenly, golden age, serenity Then elemental entities revealed themselves as enemies Plenty of warnings that the waters were rising But that was for the future, others sons and daughters dying So no need for action, go on laughing, living dreams Well maybe they drew up a few draft emission schemes Then the deluge hit and their pomp and all their glory Is just a goofy myth, another corny story But maybe that's how it goes, to and fro, ebb and flow Kings to stories told over a dying fire's glow Our future seeds riding steeds in search of h2O Technology goes unknown beneath unmelting snow And If the atmosphere was composed exactly so When Noah's ocean covered all when it goes below zero Would we thaw out? No, I think we're done With the chemical fog above blocking out the sun It's game over dog, good luck getting out of that one The full song, unfinished as all my stuff is, was four verses, each one dealing with an element rejuvenating and destroying the world again. PROG-RAP YAY
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Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 08:45
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Re previous post, previous page: very nice, your more contemporary, I'm stuck in the late 80s cos I quit listening a long time ago. That was stupid fun though.
I'm working today and playing a party tonight in south Memphis, old school funk. ...Later |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 11:57
So, Watermelon Man controls CZ's mind, and CZ controls JJ's mind. Is this watermelon man slowly trying to take over the whole world? ------------- 
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 12:41
| Ha, nah....that was a direct message from the man himself. Not that watermelon demon that consumes his soul |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 12:46
How can you tell? I've noticed sometimes the watermelon man pretends to be CZ himself speaking. -------------
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 13:31
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 13:38
------------- What? |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 13:56
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Damn, there is some tight grooves up in hurr Who thought the admins had it en them?
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Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 14:26
I was wondering when you were going to show up. Sure my rhymes suck, but on the plus side I think I totally dissed Vompattti's Mom
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 15:35
But it's his birthday. -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 16:13
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Rap is unforgiving Jordan They see me in da club, with a joint in my hand Wearin a custom tee, "Opeths biggest fan" Think my rhymes are weak? You got no class Shut your f*ckin mouth, or Ima cap yo ass Jordan asked for my rap, so this is what I got Kinda has a poetry flow does it not? Well I don't care this sh*t aint my bag Now I'm leaving, you lil.....hag |
Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 17:03
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Italian Gangsta Prog
Foreign bros, you got everything wrong
turn off this sh*t, go change da song
no Rush, no Kansas, no f*cking Gong
Italian prog is da way forward
dislike the flute? shut up coward
Coz when whe puke spaghetti in the mic
da voice is better, so does the trick
And when I f*ck that girl in the grass
the tempo changes shake her *ss
coz I play PFM, whadda hit
and with Area songs, I touch her t*t !
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 17:38
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You'd a thought by now with all this prog enlightenment that we'd lift this rap from the gutter entitlement and the cuss words meant to show some dissent or repent from descent becomes my last lament to augment some discontent just for the sake of vanity we'd rise above such profanity to protect our sanity from the curse of humanity 'cos your malediction is my only prediction of just another contradiction where you complain of my diction to disdain from your conviction that any execration is justifiable proclamation of your right to be right with a flight of vituperation of words for fornication and excreta defecation is just my castigation against such declaration so raise your vocabulary beyond the ordinary because I'm the constabulary... f'other mucker. ------------- What? |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 17:48
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I seem naturally a kin to a slower type feel while Dean seems to be a fan of spitting out more rapid fire lyrics Interesting |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 17:57
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^ Odd that, because I'm a fan of the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J_qadIwM60 - Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy myself. ------------- What? |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 20:38
| Well, at least when I read that last one it was in a quick pace |
Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: August 21 2010 at 02:18
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This thread is so full of win Where's Walter to give a pre-89 early rap slam about the perils of modern music? |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 21 2010 at 02:26
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Yo I'm sick of all that pre 89 jive Opeth'll make ya take a dive Walters a troll nothing more Tool will put him on the floor And walter does realize, if he makes music Its post 89, hope he feels sick! |