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el dingo 
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 Posted: December 22 2009 at 13:49 |
 Luca Pacchiarini wrote:
Doctor, I can't find any Worcestershire Sauce in Italy. Send me one plz. |
Please be more specific Luca: do you want the original Lea&Perrins or the poco dinero Wal*Mart rip-off?
You're talking a whole Euro per unit price difference here you know!!!
The L&P will be 1,275 Euros and the Wal*Mart 1,274 Euros (both for 250 mills). When you decide whch you want let me know and you'll receive the Worcester Sauce via Third Class Seamail on receipt of cleared payment 
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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el dingo
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 13:53 |
Medical opinion is split on this.
It could be indigestion, it could be some weird foetal object growing in your abdomen just waiting to gnaw through the stomach lining and give birth to itself... or most likely it's the after-effects of 6 litres of Kronenbourg followed by the Kebab From Hell (with Chilli Sauce)
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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el dingo
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 13:57 |
mrcozdude wrote:
I have a strange itch.Should I itch it? |
Ah Dude - I presume this is the infamous Devonian Crotch Itch?
Do not attempt to scratch it. Simply play the Gong Trilogy back to back, float where it takes you and when you wake up you'll forget you ever had an itch.
If that don't work, wire brush and Dettol followed by six weeks on soft drinks.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 13:58 |
Doctor, I see you're busy, but I have an important question.
Today I listened to some music which I usually don't listen to. While listening to this band, which I used to dislike disgust, I suddenly found myself enjoying the sounds. The vocals, telling me strange tales, the striking bass sound, the overdriven guitar soloing and the complicated synth parts... it all sounded right this time. Yes, doctor, it has seduced me too...
What to do next doctor... I'm so confused right now!  |
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el dingo
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 14:02 |
progkidjoel wrote:
Dr Dingo, am I in love? |
Joel, Joel, Joel
Ther comes a time in one's life when one learns to differentiate between love and infatuation. Let me ask you three simple questions:
Does Jon respond to your letters?
Does Jon write his lyrics with thought of you in mind?
Does Jon think solely of you whilst styling his hair?
If the answer to all three, which I strongly suspect, is an emphatic "NO", then Joel. you are not in love. You merely love.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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el dingo
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 14:19 |
floydispink wrote:
Doctor, I see you're busy, but I have an important question.
Today I listened to some music which I usually don't listen to.
While listening to this band, which I used to dislike disgust, I suddenly found myself enjoying the sounds.
The vocals, telling me strange tales, the striking bass sound, the overdriven guitar soloing and the complicated synth parts... it all sounded right this time.
Yes, doctor, it has seduced me too...
What to do next doctor... I'm so confused right now! |
Oh God FiP this is serious. Are you suddenly viewing Roger Dean album covers in a different light? Do you suddenly value technical ability over emotion in music? Have you turned to vegetarianism lately? Have you suddenly found an interest in some obscure Asiatic religious sect?
Please let me know if you have any of these symptoms before I can offer further analysis.
PS please see my previous reply to one ProgKidJoel, who is only saved through his love of Progressive Metal 
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 14:30 |
el dingo wrote:
floydispink wrote:
Doctor, I see you're busy, but I have an important question.
Today I listened to some music which I usually don't listen to.
While listening to this band, which I used to dislike disgust, I suddenly found myself enjoying the sounds.
The vocals, telling me strange tales, the striking bass sound, the overdriven guitar soloing and the complicated synth parts... it all sounded right this time.
Yes, doctor, it has seduced me too...
What to do next doctor... I'm so confused right now! |
Oh God FiP this is serious. Are you suddenly viewing Roger Dean album covers in a different light? Do you suddenly value technical ability over emotion in music? Have you turned to vegetarianism lately? Have you suddenly found an interest in some obscure Asiatic religious sect?
Please let me know if you have any of these symptoms before I can offer further analysis.
PS please see my previous reply to one ProgKidJoel, who is only saved through his love of Progressive Metal
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Dr. Dingo,
Thank you for your reply. I will discuss all the possible symptoms seperately: Are you suddenly viewing Roger Dean album covers in a different light? I am indeed viewing them in a different light. I never used to like them, but I now realize how great they match the music. Do you suddenly value technical ability over emotion in music? I have always respected the abilities of the musicians of Yes, even when I hated the music. Have you turned to vegetarianism lately? No, definitely not! I love my wombat steak too much to turn into vegetarianism! Have you suddenly found an interest in some obscure Asiatic religious sect? I'm not that much into Yes yet, but who knows if this symptom might appear later?
I hope this will help you in your analysis, doctor.
Edited by floydispink - December 22 2009 at 14:31
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progkidjoel
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 14:42 |
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Dr Dingo, Planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.
Can you do something about it?!
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el dingo
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 14:50 |
floydispink wrote:
el dingo wrote:
floydispink wrote:
Doctor, I see you're busy, but I have an important question.
Today I listened to some music which I usually don't listen to.
While listening to this band, which I used to dislike disgust, I suddenly found myself enjoying the sounds.
The vocals, telling me strange tales, the striking bass sound, the overdriven guitar soloing and the complicated synth parts... it all sounded right this time.
Yes, doctor, it has seduced me too...
What to do next doctor... I'm so confused right now! |
Oh God FiP this is serious. Are you suddenly viewing Roger Dean album covers in a different light? Do you suddenly value technical ability over emotion in music? Have you turned to vegetarianism lately? Have you suddenly found an interest in some obscure Asiatic religious sect?
Please let me know if you have any of these symptoms before I can offer further analysis.
PS please see my previous reply to one ProgKidJoel, who is only saved through his love of Progressive Metal
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Dr. Dingo,
Thank you for your reply.
I will discuss all the possible symptoms seperately:
Are you suddenly viewing Roger Dean album covers in a different light?
I am indeed viewing them in a different light.
I never used to like them, but I now realize how great they match the music.
Do you suddenly value technical ability over emotion in music?
I have always respected the abilities of the musicians of Yes, even when I hated the music.
Have you turned to vegetarianism lately?
No, definitely not! I love my wombat steak too much to turn into vegetarianism!
Have you suddenly found an interest in some obscure Asiatic religious sect?
I'm not that much into Yes yet, but who knows if this symptom might appear later?
I hope this will help you in your analysis, doctor.
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Thank you FiP indeed this does help. You're in what us doctors call a state of susceptibility, which i went through in the 1970s. It means you are not afflicted by a fully-fledged disease, but the bug is in your system and you are struggling to escape it.
My symptoms were dreadful. I bought The Yes Album, Fragile and Close to the Edge. But I fought the disease and over the years played them less and less.
I still get these horrific flashbacks whereby I play them occasionally. I have been known to play CTTE twice in the same day.
BUT YOU WILL GROW OUT OF IT. YOU WILL GET BETTER.
Or end up like Joel
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 14:54 |
el dingo wrote:
floydispink wrote:
el dingo wrote:
floydispink wrote:
Doctor, I see you're busy, but I have an important question.
Today I listened to some music which I usually don't listen to.
While listening to this band, which I used to dislike disgust, I suddenly found myself enjoying the sounds.
The vocals, telling me strange tales, the striking bass sound, the overdriven guitar soloing and the complicated synth parts... it all sounded right this time.
Yes, doctor, it has seduced me too...
What to do next doctor... I'm so confused right now! |
Oh God FiP this is serious. Are you suddenly viewing Roger Dean album covers in a different light? Do you suddenly value technical ability over emotion in music? Have you turned to vegetarianism lately? Have you suddenly found an interest in some obscure Asiatic religious sect?
Please let me know if you have any of these symptoms before I can offer further analysis.
PS please see my previous reply to one ProgKidJoel, who is only saved through his love of Progressive Metal
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Dr. Dingo,
Thank you for your reply.
I will discuss all the possible symptoms seperately:
Are you suddenly viewing Roger Dean album covers in a different light?
I am indeed viewing them in a different light.
I never used to like them, but I now realize how great they match the music.
Do you suddenly value technical ability over emotion in music?
I have always respected the abilities of the musicians of Yes, even when I hated the music.
Have you turned to vegetarianism lately?
No, definitely not! I love my wombat steak too much to turn into vegetarianism!
Have you suddenly found an interest in some obscure Asiatic religious sect?
I'm not that much into Yes yet, but who knows if this symptom might appear later?
I hope this will help you in your analysis, doctor.
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Thank you FiP indeed this does help. You're in what us doctors call a state of susceptibility, which i went through in the 1970s. It means you are not afflicted by a fully-fledged disease, but the bug is in your system and you are struggling to escape it.
My symptoms were dreadful. I bought The Yes Album, Fragile and Close to the Edge. But I fought the disease and over the years played them less and less.
I still get these horrific flashbacks whereby I play them occasionally. I have been known to play CTTE twice in the same day.
BUT YOU WILL GROW OUT OF IT. YOU WILL GET BETTER.
Or end up like Joel |
I really hope this will cure in a short while, cause I really don't want to end up like Joel! 
Thank you for the information, Dr. Dingo!
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el dingo
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 15:00 |
progkidjoel wrote:
Dr Dingo, Planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.
Can you do something about it?! |
Sure I can't. But I'm pleased to introduce Katya, who's an absolute expert on matters like this.
She says (and I quote): "Here am I, sitting in a tin can" which answers your question quite succinctly.
Edited by el dingo - December 22 2009 at 15:08
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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CPicard
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 16:04 |
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Dr. Dingo, I won't be able to sleep tonight because of the apparition of Katya.
How could I close my eyes and gently fall asleep dreaming of.... huh, puppies, flowers and tea parties after this vision?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 16:12 |
Why would anyone want to dream of puppies, flowers and tea parties instead of the lovely Katya?  Anyway, I ban el dingo for not telling CPicard to read The Art of Dreaming by Carlos Castaneda.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 16:41 |
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Why is it that every time Dingo fails to treat some horrendous psychological issue, he just posts a picture of a lovely Eastern European mail order bride lady?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 16:45 |
I think she's very pretty. 
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 16:46 |
^ I'll tell Winona you said that. 
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 16:47 |
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Winona has a fine taste and she'd agree with me.
Edited by Vompatti - December 22 2009 at 16:47
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 16:48 |
Vompatti wrote:
I think she's very pretty.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 16:49 |
Dr. Dingo, will Winona ever forgive me? 
Edited by Vompatti - December 22 2009 at 17:20
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: December 22 2009 at 23:24 |
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