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Carnivortarkus is determined to hunt down Vegitarkus and eliminate it as a species
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Vegitarkus is a passionate plant rights activist and founder of PETV
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Points: 7053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2009 at 14:34
Darkastarkus, the one who camouflages himself so easily at night
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Wombatarkus: the most intelligent, the most wise, the most handsome, the most desirable of all tarki, and according to reliable sources the favourite tarkus of Winona Ryder.
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Points: 7053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2009 at 14:03
Then there was Emotarkus, but I'll only upset him if I mention him
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Oh, and Catharkus, who kept being the straw that broke every camels' back.
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And Regitarkus kept bossing everyone around
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And the poor Qatarkus, hailing from a country nobody ever thinks about.
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Don't forget the Durstotarkus, which is given to writing truly horrible "tunes"
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and then there's Anatidaetarkus, strangely resembling a duck.
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Points: 7053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2009 at 03:17
As is the way of the Virgintarkus
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And Vompatti had an unhealthy obsession with it.
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Points: 7053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 16 2009 at 11:52
Erototarkus looked a bit like Winona Ryder and was very popular with most of the male tarkii
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In time the Tarki spread over Europe, leaving trails of havoc behind them. One day they entered Hungary, and a Hungarian scientist was inspired to create his own variety of the species. So the Köhntarkösz came into existence; this one proved to be the first creature which could stroll across the slopes of a volcano without injury, one day after an eruption.
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Mastotarkus fought Tarkus with his mighty ivory tusks and wooly coat of furry awesome, and lost horribly. Nobody survived that fateful day.

*SOB* WHYYY BILLY
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Points: 24338 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 24 2009 at 05:17
Originally posted by Neurotarkus Neurotarkus wrote:

Tarkus was created by a scientist as a fighting vehicle which he would take over the world with.
 
Prototarkus must have been its very first predecessor, but he obviously never saw the world outside the lab.
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Neotarkus wants to be just like the original Tarkus, but doesn't quite have the build quality

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Necrotarkus doesn't need to be killed by any manticore.
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Points: 2970 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 23 2009 at 19:20
Kleptotarkus keeps hoarding things, and cephalotarkus is always headbutting other tarkii
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 23 2009 at 14:56
How come I missed this?

Electrotarkus can pretty much deactivate all the Tarki that aren't resistant to high voltage electrical impulses.
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