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    Posted: November 04 2008 at 14:17
Inventive and witty things to put on your gravestone. First one that comes to mind is Spike Milligan's quote on his gravestone:

"I told you I was ill"

Classic.

Anyone else got any more? They crack me up and bring a bit of light-heartedness to a pretty grim subject, which is a good thing
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Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising
In Ruidoso, New Mexico

Gone away Owin' more
Than he could pay
Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England

Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up And no place to go.
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I like that last one.  That could be mine.
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I'm with stupid. ->

Keep off the grass.

Do not disturb.


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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I'm with stupid. ->

Keep off the grass.

These are brilliant! LOL Clap
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"Peace is the only battle worth waging."

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"Peace is the only battle worth waging."

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Originally posted by ClemofNazareth ClemofNazareth wrote:




I really like the idea of using that!!
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Often thought of using this one as a Christmas card...


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^ I had no idea you were that old! Shocked Older than Santa! Shocked


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Santa is actually my b*****d child, didn't you know?
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Who's his mother?
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

^ I had no idea you were that old! Shocked Older than Santa! Shocked
 
He's like the Highlander;  but unfortunately for him, "there can be only one".
 
 
Making it to 2112 is a pretty good run however.  That would mean that he made it pretty far in the immortals' brackets.
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No way! Shocked NO WAY! Angry Cry
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Can't be Prog Flo, she doesn't recognize her (allegedly) own son.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBXCtIE4AYo




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^ What a relief! Smile

How many of these commercials are there? Can I buy them on DVD?
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Points: 24359 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 06:49
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

^ I had no idea you were that old! Shocked Older than Santa! Shocked
 
No need to. The years may have been derived from different calendars. I once saw a gravestone in Alanya, Turkey from someone who was born in 1277 and died in 1960. Of course the year of birth came from the Islamic calendar and the year of death from the Gregorian. Nevertheless this person was not that far younger than Santa, having died at the age of 98 (approx.).
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Mr. Houdini was buried here 2.2.1899


...4.4.1900,
17.5.1901,
13.8.1910,
16.1.1914,
9.3.1920,
and 31.10.1926
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