You invents a word

^ Like in Woody Allen's Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex* But Were Afraid To Ask ?

Kiten: A kite that has a picture of a kitten on it.

Spinachobia: Fear of eating spinach.
Crekkie: A Trekkie (Star Trek fan) that has gone too far and seriously believes he is Mr. Spock oe any other Star Trek character.
Breasure: The irresistible urge to squeeze the breast of a woman. Mostly to be found in men.
Arsure: The irresistible urge to pinch the buttocks of a woman. Mostly to be found in men.

Just found another good one.:
Eternaliygoingonlikethishelpmeicantstopitwhatshallidosis: Fear of not being able to end a word.

Drag racing: racing in women's clothing

Philips: When you put your lips in the form of the letter Phi (make a circle of them like this: O and then put your tongue in the middle like this: I. If you can't do it with your tongue, you can use your finger or a pencil or a stick or a nail or something like that instead. Go ahead, try it, it's jolly fun!)

Frankinsensed - emotional state on discovering your Hot Rats album is scratched.

By the way, all the credit for inventing the word goes to my friend Dustin. All the credit for realizing the word's meaning goes to my amazing girlfriend Stephanie. I would be lost without her.

Vompatti wrote: Releaf = to cover something with leaves that has recently been covered with leaves, but they've fallen off or something.

This has to be the best word ever invented by anyone!

Stratocaster = Someone who casts Stratos. (Either throws them, chooses them as actors or does the moulding thing).