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Topic: You invents a word
Posted By: Mandrakeroot
Subject: You invents a word
Date Posted: April 01 2007 at 11:24
This is a new mad game.

You invent a word (uniting two words or in other manner) and it explains what it means.

For example:

TIREBOMB (New type of bomb built like a tire of car)


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Replies:
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 01 2007 at 05:22
How come anyone hasn't played this? Shocked

LASHDETECTOR (Instrument for locating lost eyelashes)


Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: August 01 2007 at 05:35
MASTERLINESS. Approve

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Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: August 01 2007 at 05:36
Zakrowskinked: (adj) the past tense of zakrowskink; "Dude, you got zakrowskinked!"

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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson


Posted By: toolis
Date Posted: August 01 2007 at 05:41

fartophone...

need i explain?


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-music is like pornography...

sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...



-sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue...


Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: August 01 2007 at 05:42
Originally posted by toolis toolis wrote:


fartophone...

need i explain?
 
Please do...


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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson


Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: August 01 2007 at 05:47
Originally posted by Mandrakeroot Mandrakeroot wrote:

This is a new mad game.

You invent a word (uniting two words or in other manner) and it explains what it means.



You're thinking of a portmanteau.


Posted By: toolis
Date Posted: August 01 2007 at 05:50
Originally posted by The Whistler The Whistler wrote:

Originally posted by toolis toolis wrote:

fartophone... need i explain?

 

Please do...


well, you take any wind instrument and place it inside your area where nature intended that all things are forbidden to get in and make that only thing that proves God has a sense of humour and there you have it...

now, how much has my popularity grown after this?

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-music is like pornography...

sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...



-sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue...


Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: August 01 2007 at 18:43
We don't need this thread, the best portmanteau word of the week occured in another thread: Progsnobs


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Posted By: Atkingani
Date Posted: August 01 2007 at 18:48

Not a word that I invented but I searched in several English dictionaries and did not find what should be Logizomechanophobia (in Portuguese is "logizomecanofobia").

Anyway, a phobia very common nowadays... Big%20smile



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Guigo

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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: August 01 2007 at 18:50
Originally posted by Atkingani Atkingani wrote:

Not a word that I invented but I searched in several English dictionaries and did not find what should be Logizomechanophobia (in Portuguese is "logizomecanofobia").

Anyway, a phobia very common nowadays... Big%20smile

Would this be fear of computers?


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Posted By: Atkingani
Date Posted: August 01 2007 at 18:53
Yep... Thumbs%20Up

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Guigo

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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: August 01 2007 at 18:55
in English that is Cyberphobia - but I like your word more

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: August 01 2007 at 18:58
etymorph

..exactly what we're doing



Posted By: Atkingani
Date Posted: August 01 2007 at 18:59
Cool
Cyberphobia... that's it!!!  

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Guigo

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Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 01 2007 at 23:16
zancudilla is zancudo with ladilla is like...... gnat with louse ...or ....  gnatlouse


Posted By: toolis
Date Posted: August 02 2007 at 02:27
Originally posted by Atkingani Atkingani wrote:

Not a word that I invented but I searched in several English dictionaries and did not find what should be Logizomechanophobia (in Portuguese is "logizomecanofobia").


Anyway, a phobia very common nowadays... Big%20smile




aahh... another fine greek word...

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-music is like pornography...

sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...



-sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue...


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 02 2007 at 04:25
Pupillicity: The kind of publicity pupils get.


Posted By: StyLaZyn
Date Posted: August 02 2007 at 11:20
Rudium - an element that when found in excess in the human body creates an unstable mentality in which the individual insults everyone.

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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 02 2007 at 11:30
Sblounskched!

from article http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail149.html - http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail149.html




Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 10 2007 at 22:30
Farticide.....a remedy for f.........


Posted By: thellama73
Date Posted: August 10 2007 at 22:32
Ooh, I came up with a good one last night! Now I have a chance to use it. Sexcommunication: Being expelled from a church due to lewd acts.


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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 19 2007 at 16:46
NOSEPICKAXE: a heavy-duty instrument for nosepickers. Once you've tried it, you'll never go back to using your finger.


Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 20 2007 at 08:20

Pissdrome



Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: August 20 2007 at 08:22
Ulk!
 
Speaks for itselfWink


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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!


Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 20 2007 at 08:32
oihsdoihjsdoijsdlijsd

You said we could combine words, or use a different manner. I used a different manner. (I call it teh keysmash!)

This means "I'm frustrated and won't bother thinking of anything worthwhile saying."


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 25 2007 at 16:47
MONOPOLYSYNTH: A musical instrument shaped like a monopoly board that plays different sounds depending on the placement of the pieces on the board.


Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 25 2007 at 17:03
Dog

it's a hairy, friendly, domesticated animal.


Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 25 2007 at 18:56
Doga.....the female dog in spanish


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 26 2007 at 16:45
CAT: Not a dog.


Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: August 27 2007 at 20:12
FARSACCOUSTIC
 
Its that thing that bands do when they go an MTV Unplugged with all their accoustic intruments plugged in.


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https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow">
https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp


Posted By: 1800iareyay
Date Posted: August 27 2007 at 20:16
Waft- a person not even worthy of contempt. It's etymology traces back to the Colean acronym meaning walking advertisement for Trojans


Posted By: Dim
Date Posted: August 27 2007 at 20:18
Ianroxyoursox, When guys named Ian rule and are masterliness!

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Posted By: laplace
Date Posted: August 27 2007 at 20:19
Schrangtch. it's onomatopoeia appropriate for screwing up a piece of paper you were writing on when you discover that you've omitted a vowel or two.

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FREEDOM OF SPEECH GO TO HELL


Posted By: 1800iareyay
Date Posted: August 27 2007 at 20:21
Sexts- Text messages of a lewd or lascivious nature.


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 06 2007 at 15:20
Philips: lips put in the shape of the Greek letter Phi.


Posted By: Mellow Candle
Date Posted: September 06 2007 at 19:05
Originally posted by Shakespeare Shakespeare wrote:

Dog

it's a hairy, friendly, domesticated animal.


lol..


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Waiting for someone or something to show me the way...


Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 06 2007 at 19:13
^ I've just realised lol is a palindrome...
 
Why isn't palindrome a palindrome? palinilap would have been a better name, or emordrome.
 
Did you know aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes? I'd love to meet someone who suffers from aibohphobia to see if they are on the level or just damn mad.


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Posted By: activetopics
Date Posted: September 06 2007 at 21:49
!.5 


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 07 2007 at 11:29
Shamboo: a shouted negative comment concerning a shampoo.


Posted By: clarke2001
Date Posted: September 07 2007 at 11:41
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

MONOPOLYSYNTH: A musical instrument shaped like a monopoly board that plays different sounds depending on the placement of the pieces on the board.

Too late,dude.Wink




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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 07 2007 at 16:29
Ouch


Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: September 07 2007 at 16:42
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

CAT: Not a dog.

As if.


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 07 2007 at 16:52
Pull the other one!


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 20 2007 at 10:15
Hooker = someone whose profession is to attach hooks
Hookerer = someone whose profession is to attach hookers
Hookererer = someone whose profession is to attach hookerers



Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: November 09 2007 at 21:19
Originally posted by schizoid_man77 schizoid_man77 wrote:

Ianroxyoursox, When guys named Ian rule and are masterliness!
 
Hey! That's me! To a tee.
 
 
GENRECIDE
 
Giving as many 1 star ratings as you can to albums in a specific genre.


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https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp


Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: November 09 2007 at 21:29
Semmmstoo7ghorx

Alternate spelling: Semmmstoosevenghorx

N.

1) A large catastrophic event placing the well-being, sanity, health, and psychological stability of a specific human at stake. 2) A third ear, usually not located on the face or facial area. It is usually grown from freak events led from a catastrophic event. 3) A "random" event or a series of events entirely unpredictable and unforeseen, coming suddenly, and having unjudgeable affects. 4) Keysmash 5) See definition #4.


Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: November 10 2007 at 13:26
Lucumania ,a mania of eat Lucuma
Lucumafagia
Lucumalogy
LUCUMADRAMA  when there isnt Lucuma for eat
 
 


Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: November 10 2007 at 13:28
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Hooker = someone whose profession is to attach hooks
Hookerer = someone whose profession is to attach hookers
Hookererer = someone whose profession is to attach hookerers

 
Hookerererito the little son of hookererer


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 11 2007 at 13:16
Wallet = A small wall. (Wall is to wallet as pig is to piglet.)


Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: November 11 2007 at 22:39
Walletet


Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 12 2007 at 22:18
Hyperboredolitosimmulatichesstiredominatrixeroxilosymphonucleufagia:

To simulate bad breath in a very distant region of earth to try to get rid of a perverted lady that gives away xerox copies of herself and never gets tired off playing chess with you though it is quite late and doesn't know that her cell's centers are being eaten...

Edit: and a symphony...

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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 13 2007 at 00:57
I would love to know a perverted lady who never gets tired of playing chess with me. If you're a perverted chess lady, please contact me immediately. (Unless you're the one whose cells' centers are being eaten, since I wouldn't be able to watch that without crying. Why would anyone do that to a chess lady, a beautiful, wonderful chess lady? I don't mind if she's perverted as long as she plays chess with me. It's been such a long time since anyone has played chess with me. My chess days are but a distant memory to me now. Only once I've played chess with a lady, and I wasn't really sure if she was perverted or not. Maybe she was, but just a little, and in a nice way. I remember she didn't know how to castle. I guess she wasn't much of a chess lady after all. Oh how I wish I'd find a lady to play chess with! Chess lady, where are you?)


Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: November 13 2007 at 01:09
Hyperboredolitosimmulatichesstiredominatrixeroxilosymphonucleufagiaitisindrome,this the complete word...


Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: November 13 2007 at 17:36
Pawnaholic - one who is addicted to being pawned.

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Posted By: cynthiasmallet
Date Posted: November 13 2007 at 17:48
Thillygoose- Someone who is left in a state of confusion and sloth after making love to a woman.

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Would you like to watch TV, or get between the sheets, or contemplate the silent freeway, would you like something to eat?


Posted By: andu
Date Posted: November 13 2007 at 17:56
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I would love to know a perverted lady who never gets tired of playing chess with me. If you're a perverted chess lady, please contact me immediately. (Unless you're the one whose cells' centers are being eaten, since I wouldn't be able to watch that without crying. Why would anyone do that to a chess lady, a beautiful, wonderful chess lady? I don't mind if she's perverted as long as she plays chess with me. It's been such a long time since anyone has played chess with me. My chess days are but a distant memory to me now. Only once I've played chess with a lady, and I wasn't really sure if she was perverted or not. Maybe she was, but just a little, and in a nice way. I remember she didn't know how to castle. I guess she wasn't much of a chess lady after all. Oh how I wish I'd find a lady to play chess with! Chess lady, where are you?)


From what I've heard, she lies on the same beach with my Formentera Lady Cry


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"PA's own GI Joe!"



Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 13 2007 at 18:14
Cry

Milkman = A notorious man-like creature made entirely of milk.


Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: November 13 2007 at 18:16
ClapClapLOLLOL
 
Is he a superhero or villain?  I imagine probably a villain who hooks up with Cat Woman.


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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: November 14 2007 at 02:49
I'm guessing Milkman is a hero.
Born of a nuclear mutated breast.

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Posted By: andu
Date Posted: November 14 2007 at 03:03
^ Like in Woody Allen's Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex* But Were Afraid To Ask ?LOL


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"PA's own GI Joe!"



Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 20 2007 at 02:04
Commatose: a mental disorder, resulting in, the extensive, use, of, com,m,a,s,,,,,


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 27 2007 at 02:12
Kiten: A kite that has a picture of a kitten on it.


Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: January 09 2008 at 05:51
Tabsloid- guitar tabs written in a tabloid.Wink

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Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: January 09 2008 at 10:15
Spinachobia: Fear of eating spinach.
Crekkie: A Trekkie (Star Trek fan) that has gone too far and seriously believes he is Mr. Spock oe any other Star Trek character.
Breasure: The irresistible urge to squeeze the breast of a woman. Mostly to be found in men.
Arsure: The irresistible urge to pinch the buttocks of a woman. Mostly to be found in men.


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BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.


Posted By: Visitor13
Date Posted: January 09 2008 at 10:18
Originally posted by BaldFriede BaldFriede wrote:

Spinachobia: Fear of eating spinach.
Crekkie: A Trekkie (Star Trek fan) that has gone too far and seriously believes he is Mr. Spock oe any other Star Trek character.
Breasure: The irresistible urge to squeeze the breast of a woman. Mostly to be found in men.
Arsure: The irresistible urge to pinch the buttocks of a woman. Mostly to be found in men.


'Mostly' is the key word here, isn't it ? Wink

Mine's not very good, but what the hell: to nelsonlaugh at someone - to laugh at someone in the style of Nelson from The Simpsons .


Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: January 09 2008 at 10:55
Just found another good one.:
Eternaliygoingonlikethishelpmeicantstopitwhatshallidosis: Fear of not being able to end a word.


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BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.


Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: January 09 2008 at 18:52
Frenchfried: a Frenchman that has been fried

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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: February 02 2008 at 07:49
Drag racing: racing in women's clothing


Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: February 02 2008 at 14:44
Shing: sing something wearing shiny clothes.

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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: February 22 2008 at 16:08
Philips: When you put your lips in the form of the letter Phi (make a circle of them like this: O and then put your tongue in the middle like this: I. If you can't do it with your tongue, you can use your finger or a pencil or a stick or a nail or something like that instead. Go ahead, try it, it's jolly fun!)


Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: February 22 2008 at 18:49
dumptruckbag: a bag for your dump trucks.


Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: February 22 2008 at 19:29
Frankinsensed - emotional state on discovering your Hot Rats album is scratched.

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Posted By: JLocke
Date Posted: May 20 2008 at 00:53
Glaggle: A woman so intensely beautiful that no other word describes her. In short: Beauty and grace beyond all others.
 
Kind of like my girlfriend:
 


Posted By: JLocke
Date Posted: May 20 2008 at 01:48
By the way, all the credit for inventing the word goes to my friend Dustin. All the credit for realizing the word's meaning goes to my amazing girlfriend Stephanie. I would be lost without her.


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 22 2008 at 12:16
Releaf = to cover something with leaves that has recently been covered with leaves, but they've fallen off or something.


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 14 2008 at 15:22
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Releaf = to cover something with leaves that has recently been covered with leaves, but they've fallen off or something.

This has to be the best word ever invented by anyone! LOL Clap
Clap


Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: October 12 2008 at 21:59
ballshammock
 


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Hi progmaniacs of all the world


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 22 2008 at 18:27
Stratocaster = Someone who casts Stratos. (Either throws them, chooses them as actors or does the moulding thing).


Posted By: TGM: Orb
Date Posted: October 23 2008 at 06:53
Voluming

Listen to Larks' Tongues In Aspic pt. 1 at the highest setting your stereo can do.


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 29 2008 at 20:21
Polyplatypus = An object or being consisting of several platypi.


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: January 13 2009 at 20:25
Inkjet = a jet that runs on ink



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