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Points: 4338 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2008 at 13:19
Originally posted by The Doctor The Doctor wrote:

Originally posted by Nightfly Nightfly wrote:

Oh no! Poor guy, what a nightmare! Shocked
 
I dunno.  Think of how much he'll be able to accomplish in his life, never having to worry about sex again.  Unlike most of us men, he'll actually have to think with his brain instead of with his johnson. 
 
While I know you meant this to be funny it really isn't since testosterone is not produced by the penis you pretty much sentence the guy to a life of torture.  He would have the same desires as any other man just not be able to do anything about it.
 
 
 
 


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Points: 17493 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2008 at 13:03
Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

You know, I was just taking a shower and the case of John Wayne Bobbit came to mind.  His was successfully reattached after his wife cut it off and tossed in a field somewhere.  From what I understand it's fully functional.

Maybe a transplant is an option.  That would really be weird to lose your penis and wind up with another man's.
 
By the way, quick trivia: the woman that chopped off Mr. Bobbit's sword, Lorena Bobbit, was from Ecuador! So there you go, an extra celebrity from my country! TongueCry
 
 
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I've seen some amateur porno that's best known for being passed off as a Meg White sex tape... fooled a lot of people even though the girl in the video is way too tanned to pass for Meg White. Approve
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Originally posted by Toaster Mantis Toaster Mantis wrote:

Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

You know, I was just taking a shower and the case of John Wayne Bobbit came to mind.  His was successfully reattached after his wife cut it off and tossed in a field somewhere.  From what I understand it's fully functional.


Yeah, he starred in a porno called Frankenpenis afterwards in order to cash in on it. Directed by Ron Jeremy and featured cameo appearances by Ice-T and Nene Cherry.

Truth is stranger than fiction... LOL


I haven't seen Frankenpenis, but I did see the Paris Hilton amateur ho-made porno and am now scarred for life. LOL

Edited by Slartibartfast - September 26 2008 at 12:15
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Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

You know, I was just taking a shower and the case of John Wayne Bobbit came to mind.  His was successfully reattached after his wife cut it off and tossed in a field somewhere.  From what I understand it's fully functional.


Yeah, he starred in a porno called Frankenpenis afterwards in order to cash in on it. Directed by Ron Jeremy and featured cameo appearances by Ice-T and Nene Cherry.

Truth is stranger than fiction... LOL
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German Doctors amputated the leg off the wrong guy last month. I think some of these doctors need to have their brains amputated. Over 24,000 cases of malpractice in Canada last year. Although we have free medicare in this goofy country most of the more talent goes down to the US.
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Points: 46301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2008 at 08:55
Sad news, but not new to my ears, since a Romanian doctor also sliced severly a patient's penis (without precisely operating there) three or four years ago. 
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Originally posted by Nightfly Nightfly wrote:

Oh no! Poor guy, what a nightmare! Shocked
 
I dunno.  Think of how much he'll be able to accomplish in his life, never having to worry about sex again.  Unlike most of us men, he'll actually have to think with his brain instead of with his johnson. 
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Now I've just thought of the amusing 1970s British comedy film Percy featuring Hywel Bennett. LOLEmbarrassed
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You know, I was just taking a shower and the case of John Wayne Bobbit came to mind.  His was successfully reattached after his wife cut it off and tossed in a field somewhere.  From what I understand it's fully functional.

Maybe a transplant is an option.  That would really be weird to lose your penis and wind up with another man's.
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wow, i dont think anything but chopping off that doctors business would make me feel any better. worst accident ever.



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Was the doktor named Dyper by any chance? Tongue
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Oh no! Poor guy, what a nightmare! Shocked
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http://www.3news.co.nz/News/HealthNews/Mansuessurgeonsafterpenisamputated/tabid/420/articleID/73253/cat/58/Default.aspx

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that poor guy .. I smell a cover-up from a mistake when doing the circumcision.



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