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Vompatti
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Posted: October 14 2009 at 16:01 |
- an album about a man trying to cut his hair - an album about a man trying to make a guitar capo out of random objects on his desk - an album about a man trying to live on coffee and chocolate - an album about a man trying to find Finnish translations of Carlos Castaneda's books for a decent price - an album about a man trying to think of a concept for an album - an ablum aobut a man too tirde to carer about whether he tihts eth rihgt keys in they right order - an beeeehethtehehhehthhetheheheheh
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JJLehto
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Posted: October 14 2009 at 15:03 |
Not enough time for all that detail, but I've always had the idea for a concept album that dealt with all the religions of the world. A guy going on some journey through them all.
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The world is destroyed in the future by a nuclear war, and a lone scientist (possibly the one who designed the weapon that destroyed us?) takes off into space in his own rocket. He passes by all the planets. The music would be based off "The Planets" by Gustav Holst.
Yea, dumb ideas....but always been in my head. I'd love to make them one day
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: October 14 2009 at 12:32 |
The Monkey Muggers
Disc 1:
1. Monkey Mugger Theme - 1:43 2. Escape From The Zoo - 7:00 I) The Escape II) Outside The Zoo 3. Stealing A Gun And A Clown Mask - 11:54 I) The Gun II) The Clown Mask 4. Monkey Mugger Theme (Reprise 1) - 1:35 5. The Local Grocery Store - 6:12 6. Monkeys On The Street - 7:45 7. Working Your Way To The Top - 13:21 I) Monkey #452 II) The Bottom III) The Way IV) The Top 8. Thughlife Blues - 2:09 9. The Monkeys Strike Again - 8:05 10. The Monkey Muggers - 14:57 I) Taking The Hood II) Biggest Monkey In Town III) The Monkey Mugger Theme/Fade Out (Reprise 2)
Disc 2:
1. The Monkey Mugger Theme (Complete Version) - 6:24 2. Out Of Control - 2:56 3. The Monkey's Dream - 18:50 I) Friends Divided II) A New Dream III) Onto The CBD IV) Onslaught 4. All Eyes On Monkey #452 - 4:41 5. Tragedy - 10:12 I) The Eye Of The Gun II) A Dream Shattering Into Pieces III) The Monkey Mugger Theme/Tragedy 6. The Trap - 3:45 7. Returning To The Zoo - 12:29 I) Back To Where It All Began/The Zoo II) Boring 8. I Shall Louse You, As Your Back Is Itching - 6:12
Bonus tracks on 30th anniversary edition:
1. A New Dream (Single Edit) - 3:45 2. The Trap (Single Edit) - 2:13 3. The Monkey Mugger Theme (Compilation) - 9:03 I) The Monkey Mugger Theme II) The Monkey Mugger Theme (Complete Version) III) Tragedy 4. I Shall Louse You, As Your Back Is Itching (First Version) - 9:01 5. Smells Like A Monkey (Deleted Track) - 5:12 6. Wazzup (Deleted Track) - 3.45 7. Out Of Control (A Random Gangsta Rappa Cover) - 2:21 8. The Monkeys Strike Again (A Random Gangsta Rappa Cover) - 3:42
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RoeDent
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Posted: October 14 2009 at 09:42 |
I will think about this. However, here's a title (totally unrelated to my concept; I just thought of this)
Scenes from the Dark Side of a Thick Brick Wall in the Centre of the Earth
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: October 14 2009 at 09:30 |
No Room For A Dirty Fly
Disc 1:
1. Banishment - 8:02 I. The Fly II. The Adventure Begins 2. A Big Fat Snail - 13:42 I. The Slime Is Flattering II. The Monster Inside IIV. Vanishing 3. It's Cold Outside - 2:09 4. A Rubber Hose - 9:13 I. Into The Big City II. The Rubber Hose 5. Going To The Brothel - 6:09 6. (No Room For A) Dirty Fly - 3:45 7. Lost In Sadness - 7:00 8. A New Hope - 16:51 I. Tears Vanish II. Encouragement IIV. The Journey Continues
Disc 2.
1. The Specter Of Death - 11:03 I. A Quite Scary Vision II. No Way Out IIV. Giant Smashing Flies 2. The Hope Is Gone Again - 5:21 3. Trapped - 10:46 4. Facing The Enemy 10:12 I. Another Fly II. He Smells Like Crap IIV. Survival IV. The Conquerer V. Another Danger Comes (The Giant Smashing Flies) 5. The Pact - 00:55 6. Counter Attack - 8:01 7. The Giant's Final Move - 9:07 I. He Lifts His Arm II. He Moves It Downward Quickly... IIV. Snap 8. The Funeral Pyre - 4:28
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stonebeard
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Posted: October 13 2009 at 23:17 |
Bumping this thread because it is an awesome idea that is not rehashed discussion. Also,
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St.Cleve Chronicle
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Posted: January 25 2009 at 10:01 |
There could also be a version with more 80's stuff in it. For example, the interrogation in the end is a perfect excuse to include Who dunnit?.
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St.Cleve Chronicle
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Posted: January 25 2009 at 09:47 |
This is what would have happened if Genesis hadn't done The Lamb, but instead a concept album based on a best selling young-adult book: GENESIS presents S.E.Hinton's The OutsidersAfter all, it is a very "prog" novel as it even has a bookending paragraph (if that's the right word) Now, many of you propably haven't read the book, so little explanation of the storyline is given in the track listning. After the introduction (Steve, Tony and Mike play 12-string guitars and Peter Gabriel sings whatever he feels right, in a very cool costume of course) we are told about the battery of Johnny, one of the main characters. Instead of telling this in a sad way, the band deals with the subject using their trademark quirkiness: Robbery, assault and batteryThis has happened long before the actual beginning of the story, so in this point, a passage of time is depicted. It is time for the middle section on Get 'em out by friday. The next significant scene takes place in a drive in cinema. The perfect musical piece for the situation is of course The cinema show.Once the show is over, Ponyboy (the protagonist of the story) returns home, and his brother, Darryll (the first time Mr.Struemer is given lead vocals) gets really mad as it is really late. The resultant song was given new lyrics in 1991 and used in the "We can't dance" -album: No brother of mine. Our hero runs away (time for a Gentle Giant cover?) and meets Johnny. The two go to the park, where they encounter with Johnnys batterers by a fountain; The fountain of Bob (as you can notice, the name of the song has become quite stupid, but it had to be changed as there are no ancient greek nymphs around). A fight takes place and due to the rather brutal results, the dynamic duo must escape to a little town called Vindrixville. They hide in an abandoned church. Johnny brings food from the local grocery store, so - I know what you're thinking - Supper's ready (the Apocalypse in 9/8 section may have to be omitted for obvious reasons) I don't want to give you too much of the story (if you don't know it already). Things happen, and some of the characters find themselves from The waiting room of a hospital. Near the end there is a gang fight. That's why we're here in The battle of Epping forest, the battle of Epping forest right outside your door... A tragic event is relocated to a window ledge in Dally the barrell. The stage show of the album features the members of the group portraying the various characters. The "star" of the show, Ponyboy, is youngest of three brothers. He could be described as a little guy, so his part is of course played by Phil Collins. Johnny is John Hackett and his brother Steve's character is called... Steve. Then there is Two-bit Matthews, who keeps making fun of everything all the time. Let's imagine that these "bits" are guitar parts. Necks to be more specific. Thinking about it that way, he can only be Mike Rutherford. Today, there must be at least one black guy in everything (wich is great). This time, it's going to be Chester Thompson as Sodapop, the third brother who is aged between Ponyboy and Darryl. This leaves us with Peter Gabriel and Tony Banks. PG has the honour of being Dally (not to be confused with Darry [Struemer]) and Tony is left with the part of... well there's no one left. Maybe we'll have to increase the number of his keyboard solos. A rather silly idea, but why not?
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 13 2009 at 20:16 |
A Bad Joke
1. A Man Almost Walks Into a Bar (76:54)
This song is about a man who would walk into a bar, but by the time he gets there the bar is already closed.
2. The Barkeep Says Nothing Because He's Not There (1:31)
Self-explanatory.
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LinusW
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Posted: September 24 2008 at 02:46 |
The Longest Day (24:56:32)
Ambitious...
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heyitsthatguy
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Posted: September 24 2008 at 02:19 |
my concept for a prog metal album:
begins with a man awakening with no knowledge of anything, but of three facts: someone is about to be killed, someone is about to kill said someone, and that he must find out who, why, and how
the album is a bunch of emotional questioning turmoil bullsh*t until the end where in a state of frustration and madness, he begins to try to commit suicide and in an epic moment at the end he realizes (most likely a pointlessly epic chorus) HE IS BOTH THE KILLER AND THE VICTIM
then people will try to analyze it like it's deep and stuff
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Posted: September 23 2008 at 15:21 |
Cat (2008): 1. Dawn (1:03) 2. Wild thing (7:48) 3. Jellied Nasties called Cat Food (13:01) 4. Sleep/Thrown out/Sleep (reprise) (9:19) 5. When everyone in the house are asleep: (30:44) a) The breakout b) The lookaround c) The hunt/The Prey d) The re-entrance e) The gory playtime f) The show-off 1. Morning after/Thrown out prey/Brekfast (16:08) 2. Sleep (second Reprise) (2:52) 3. The gentle art of Laziness: (15:17) a) Yawn b) Drool c) ... d) Lazy Epiologue 4. Playtime madness (9:01) 5. Cats are better than Dogs (18:25) Meh...
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Posted: September 23 2008 at 15:12 |
Happy (33:08) Sad (27:57)
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The Whistler
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Posted: September 23 2008 at 00:35 |
Okay, hmm, lemme think...I only fronted the world's worst prog rock band for a while, so oughta be king at this sorta thing...here's a concept EP for ya!
THE DIVINING SCIENCE OF SLIPPERS
1. Awakening - A man wakes up one morning...toss in some bird sound effects, keep those up for a few minutes, then kick in drums, then a bird mocking flute solo. The solo ends suddenly, representing the man getting pissed at all those birds and tossing his alarm clock at them.
2. Discovery (Are These My Feet?) - The man looks under his bed to discover that his slippers are gone. He is very irritated. The song is largely an excuse for a bloated awesome guitar solo. The lyrics will be typically schizo, i.e., pulled out of a hat and rapped at high speed over the solo at various spots. Grounding riffage complicates the song.
3. Stairs in my Soup - Sorely pissed, the man leaves his bedroom and promptly falls down some stairs, which confuses him, as his house only has one story. Brass overtones here, plenty of wild sax soloing. Well, there SHOULD be at least, except that right when the sax playing gets hot, a drum solo takes over. The sax player will be heard shouting something indistinct and leaving the studio.
4. The Cereal Blues (Honey, How did this Cosmos Get Into My Breakfast?) - A mini suite, the final track will be sung in over-the-top operatic style (which is strange, considering that everything has been instrumental so far. Oh well). Despite having no slippers and breaking his leg, the man sits down to breakfast and realizes that the secret of the universe is in his muffins; if everyone would just SHUT UP AND f**kING EAT A MUFFIN ONCE IN A WHILE, there'd be peace in the world. To achieve this effect musically, bandmembers will hurl muffins (bran and blueberry; if you listen close, you can tell the difference) at the microphone. There should also be some backwards tape effects because those are cool.
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Posted: September 22 2008 at 17:58 |
Vompatti wrote:
It would be cool if someone made a concept album about a surgical operation. Not a brain salad surgery, but maybe a liver surgery or something. It would consist mainly of sharp sounds representing the movement of the scalpel, and the lyrics would obviously be in medical Latin.
Also, some of the songs would be from the perspective of the organs. (These songs would have different organs as solo instruments.)
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I believe that Fantomas had a concept album about surgery without anesthetic.
Edited by rileydog22 - September 22 2008 at 17:59
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Posted: September 22 2008 at 17:55 |
^ Luckily, in several years time this page will become entrapped in a blackhole created at the CERN Large Hadron Collider (mk2) and waft back through the annals of time, (pausing briefly to look at today to see it's own crreation), before continuing further back to an era when spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures of several different species really did gather together in a cave to listen to a Pict. And just maybe, a person from that era, not unrelated to that very Pict, would read these words and say - "Hmmm... there's an idea".
Edited by Dean - September 22 2008 at 17:56
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 22 2008 at 17:11 |
It would be cool if someone made a concept album about a surgical operation. Not a brain salad surgery, but maybe a liver surgery or something. It would consist mainly of sharp sounds representing the movement of the scalpel, and the lyrics would obviously be in medical Latin.
Also, some of the songs would be from the perspective of the organs. (These songs would have different organs as solo instruments.)
Edited by Vompatti - September 22 2008 at 17:23
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Dean
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Posted: September 18 2008 at 19:56 |
The Concept of the Conceptual Concept
On and autumnal evening in a café on the Left Bank of the Seine, a girl is writing an epic poem (using a language of her own invention called Parcian) in fake moleskin notebook that she bought from the gift shop in the Louvre. Almost indecipherable in the girl's messy and scratchy handwriting, the opening stanza reads:
"K lier duoi, futhy joulra diminaiq
Oz, lieren sweln in xokgoht unst,
Tsnu thogkox ni nlews nereil zo,
Qianimid arluoj yhtuf ioud reil k!"
...and goes on for another 30 pages before getting to anything that could remotely resemble a plot. Her created world stems from her own limited imagination and weak understanding of the world she lives in, so is undramatic and dull in the extreme. The protagonists in her story are so two dimensional and characterless it is impossible to relate them to living people and they cannot even feign interest in their own plight, let alone instill such feelings in that of the reader, so they become comatose by their own mediocrity and the sudden onset of writers-block in the authoress.
In their catatonic state the characters develop personalities unaided by the girl's uncreative imagination and invent a phantasmagorical world of their own in which to live and die between the untidily written lines in the moleskin notebook. Unable to comprehend the language the girl has forced them to speak, they create their own language with which to communicate their new found ideas and concepts. Fortunately, this language bears a remarkable similarity to modern English, all be it with slightly reduced vocabulary due to the fact they had not the time to create a dictionary and thesaurus and with marginal differences in the meaning of some of the words (such as aubergine - the meaning of which is far to vulgar to relate here) . Kevin, the chief scribe and archivist of this world, sits in a café writing in an exquisitely tooled muleskin notebook, on the opening page he has written in finely penned copperplate writing the following: "By hook or by crook, I'll be thirst in this book." From that point on the book is empty, since this is not only the beginning of the story, but from Kevin's point of view, it is the beginning of everything. (At this moment in time in the real world, and for reasons that she is unable to understand, the girl orders a cappuccino with an almond and chocolate-chip biscotti). The creative energy of the phantasmagorical world seeps out of the page and into the nib of the pen in the girl's hand. Overcome by this eldrich power, the girl begins to write a stream of words onto the page as if Calliope herself is guiding the pen, not before very long, several pages are filled with closely packed sentences, each written, not in the untidy scrawl of the girl's own hand, but in the elaborate copperplate of Kevin's neat handwriting.
Yet the words she has written and the story that is unfolding onto the page is purest drivel and no better than had been written before, since it stems from the phantasmagorical world the characters have created, which itself is based upon the imaginary world the girl had previously written. So the laws of cause and effect are as they should be, and even the most complex paradoxes are easily solved by a clumsily placed plot device or by simply ignoring them completely. Therefore, when the girl looks up from her cappuccino, Kevin is sat opposite her, drinking Pernod from a plastic beaker, he looks back at her and winks.
1. The Parisian Fall Overture
a) I'm Not In Seine, I'm In Denial
b) I'm Not In Louvre
2. Parcian Love Song
3. The Phantasmagorical Suite
f) Rebirth
a) You Invents A World
d) Cop A Cup O' Cappuccino (oh, no, no, no)
b) The Incredible Home Rift.
c) Flying Coffeepot.
4. Kevin Digs Space In Holes
5. By Hook Or By Crook (part 1)
6. By Hook Or By Crook (part 1 - reprise)
7. The Muse Musings
a) Call Calliope Hope.
ii) The Book Is Mightier Than The Scabbard.
3) The Moving Hand Having Writ
iv) The Pair Of Ducks Paradox
8. Pernod's As Good As A Wink
Edited by Dean - September 18 2008 at 20:08
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 18 2008 at 16:12 |
This album has no name, but anyway,
The story takes place on a distant planet called Volkswagen. The protagonist, a young lady named Sofia Kleinbus, is the daughter of an engineer who's building a space ship so that he can one day go fishing into outer space like his grandfather did during the great depression when fish was really expensive. But Sofia is a vegetarian who doesn't eat fish, so she doesn't want his father to finish the ship. She hides his tools in the garden where he can't find them, because it's a secret garden where only Sofia can go in her dreams. But suddenly a mad scientist captures Sofia and takes her into his secret laboratory where he downloads the contents of her mind and uploads it into the mind of a stripper named Shirley who also plays chess. Now Shirley can also go the secret garden, which she does. She steals the tools and gives them to the mad professor who uses them to build a device which he plans to use to take over the world. (These are the only tools he can use to build it, because they're magical tools.) But suddenly there's a storm and the device gets all wet and the power is on, which means there's a huge explosion which opens the gates of the jail where the mad professor had earlier put Sofia. So now Sofia can go to her father and ask him to build a massive weapon to defeat the mad professor. Her father knows a blacksmith who makes tools to build weapons, so he buys some and builds the weapon, a huge cannon. But the mad professor has already moved to another planet with the stripper, and Sofia's father can't shoot him with the cannon because he doesn't know where he is. When a mad professor is hiding somewhere, it's nearly impossible to find him, so they don't even try. But soon it's summer again and they forget about the whole thing. This is where the album ends.
Then there's this epilogue where a giant muffin falls from the skies.
Edited by Vompatti - September 18 2008 at 16:42
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