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Bern 
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Joined: September 22 2005
Location: Québec
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 Posted: March 03 2007 at 15:20 |
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Mike even pushes the carts on Amazon.com.
Mike got a raise. Five days later, eBay's stock value doubled.
Mike doesn't masturbate. He bids on "masturbation" on Ebay.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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Mikerinos
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Joined: August 11 2005
Location: Planet Gong
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Points: 8890
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Posted: March 03 2007 at 15:34 |
Arrrrrghus as president:
Arrrrghus: My fellow Americans... (rock out face) I DARE YOU TO
NAME ONE COUNTRY MORE INTENSE THAN AMERICA!! COME ON, JUST ONE!!!!!!!
Arrrrrghus: (rock out face) WE COULDNT FIND ANY WEAPONS OF MASS
DESTRUCTION, BUT I MANAGED TO PUT THE ROCK OUT FACE ON SOME IRAQI MONEY!
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Mikerinos
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Joined: August 11 2005
Location: Planet Gong
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Points: 8890
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Posted: March 03 2007 at 15:36 |
Star Wars:
James Postspammer: The n00b is rocking out again!
Arrrghie: (Rock out face) RAWWWWRRRRRRR
Bern Solo: He's just mad because I banged Helen before him.
James Postspammer: Banging girls is good and all, but being a
virgin who dreams about girls 10 years younger that live in other countries is
much better!
C-3MO: Oh my gawd, girls are so icky wickie!!! Heehee, The
Flower Kings are extra super better!
Fah Zi Won: OMFG TFK PWN LIGHT SIDE NOOBS!!!!
Edited by Bluesaga - March 03 2007 at 15:37
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Drew
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Joined: June 20 2005
Location: California
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Points: 12600
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Posted: March 03 2007 at 17:47 |
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Ansen always makes me feel better about myself, and always cheers me up!!!!!!!!!!!!
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Points: 28057
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Posted: March 03 2007 at 17:53 |
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James once wrote reviews. He had to stop because letters in the English language are too mainstream.
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Drew
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Joined: June 20 2005
Location: California
Status: Offline
Points: 12600
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Posted: March 03 2007 at 17:55 |
 Bluesaga wrote:
Star Wars:
James Postspammer: The n00b is rocking out again!
Arrrghie: (Rock out face) RAWWWWRRRRRRR
Bern Solo: He's just mad because I banged Helen before him.
James Postspammer: Banging girls is good and all, but being a
virgin who dreams about girls 10 years younger that live in other countries is
much better!
C-3MO: Oh my gawd, girls are so icky wickie!!! Heehee, The
Flower Kings are extra super better!
Fah Zi Won: OMFG TFK PWN LIGHT SIDE NOOBS!!!!
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Bj-1
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Joined: June 04 2005
Location: No(r)Way
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Points: 31428
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Posted: March 03 2007 at 20:29 |
Bluesaga wrote:
Star Wars:
James Postspammer: The n00b is rocking out again!
Arrrghie: (Rock out face) RAWWWWRRRRRRR
Bern Solo: He's just mad because I banged Helen before him.
James Postspammer: Banging girls is good and all, but being a virgin who dreams about girls 10 years younger that live in other countries is much better!
C-3MO: Oh my gawd, girls are so icky wickie!!! Heehee, The Flower Kings are extra super better!
Fah Zi Won: OMFG TFK PWN LIGHT SIDE NOOBS!!!!
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Bern
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Joined: September 22 2005
Location: Québec
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Points: 11746
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Posted: March 03 2007 at 20:43 |
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We got a couple of Star Wars jokes :
Greenback : I feel very rebel disturbances in the Force, VERY!
Rico : Masterliness! They are caused by.... RICO REVIEW!
Mandy-D2 : I do not beeps...
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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Bj-1
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Joined: June 04 2005
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Posted: March 03 2007 at 20:46 |
Rico: RICO REVIEW!
Ansen: They're too pretentious!!
Mandy: ...And For You?
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550
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Posted: March 03 2007 at 21:01 |
stonebeard wrote:
James once wrote reviews. He had to stop because letters in the English language are too mainstream. |
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Bj-1
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Posted: March 03 2007 at 21:06 |
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James has few reviews because he wants'em to remain obscure.
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Bern
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Posted: March 03 2007 at 21:10 |
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*Arrrghus grabs a girl's boob*
Girl : Hey! What's your problem?!?!
Arrrghus : Sorry it was an accident.
Girl : If you weren't in Rock out mode, I would believe you.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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Bj-1
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Posted: March 03 2007 at 21:17 |
*Blowie at a pizza place*
Blowie: One huge-ass pizza with everything you have on.
Waiter: Yes, sir, coming up.
*2 minutes later*
Blowie: Dude, where's my f**king pizza. IVE BEEN WAITING ALL f**kING DAY!
Waiter: Calm down, sir. You just ordered your pizza, we can't...
Blowie: OH SHUT YER ASS LICKER AND LISTEN TO ME: WHEN I ORDER SOMETHING, I WANT IT IMMEDIATELY, OK? OTHERWISE I GET PISSED OFF! GET YER ASS MOVING, IM BIGGER THAN YOU, IM HIGHER IN THE FOOD CHAIN, BRING ME A HUGE-ASS PIZZA, NOOOOW!
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Bern
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Posted: March 03 2007 at 21:19 |
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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Bern
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Posted: March 03 2007 at 21:52 |
Ansen's dad : Oh Darling! I think he finally said something! Ansen's mother : I heard it too!  Baby Ansen : Life is a bleak, desolate place where the universe is working to f**k us all over.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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Bern
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Location: Québec
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Posted: March 04 2007 at 00:17 |
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*Mickey, Arrrghus and Mickey playing DnD and smoking crayons*
Mickey : We shall go on a quest to unravel the mysteries of our mind that is messed up by continuous spasms created by intravenous land slides...
TLC : WTF I SAY WE GO IN SEARCH OF THE LOST CHORD!! LOLOLOL OMFG THE MOODIES ARE AWESOME!
Arrghus (rock out mode) : Guys! I just rolled a 20!
*Flossy appears out of nowhere*
Flossy : N00bs! Warriors are so white! Samurais pwn them! ULKULKULK
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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rileydog22
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Joined: August 24 2005
Location: New Jersey
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Points: 8844
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Posted: March 04 2007 at 00:52 |
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James once listened to a band so obscure that not even its members had heard of it!
Edited by rileydog22 - March 04 2007 at 00:57
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rileydog22
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Points: 8844
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Posted: March 04 2007 at 00:53 |
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rileydog22
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Location: New Jersey
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Posted: March 04 2007 at 00:55 |
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Micky once ran out of haha's and clappies. He cried while listening to PFM for days and days.
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Bj-1
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Joined: June 04 2005
Location: No(r)Way
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Points: 31428
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Posted: March 04 2007 at 08:35 |
*A young couple is trapped by Dr. R and is now put in a cage hanging over a tub with super hot magma*
Boy: Damn! Watcha'we gonna' do now??
Girl: Dunno' no-one can save us
Flossy: n00bs, i know one dude that can save yer white ass!
Girl: Huh?
Flossy: HOT'N'SEXY GILDENLÖW!!!
Daniel Gildenlöw: Disco queen, LET'S DISCO! *Flossy ulks the time-signature of the chours*
*the cage breaks and the couple escapes*
Flossy: Yer n00bs, if it wern't for Gildenlöw, yer whit ass would have been PWND n00bs ULKULKULKULKLKLKULKULK!
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