Members' jokes
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Topic: Members' jokes
Posted By: Bern
Subject: Members' jokes
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:31
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Following popular demand, I decided to start this thread meant to post various jokes about various members. I have a huge document full of jokes about a lot of members but I had only started a TLC and James thread. So, the idea is to basically post any good joke about any member. To show that I have a sense of humor, I'll start with a couple of Bern jokes :
IMPORTANT : Please remember to be respectful guys!  -------------  
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:32
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Ansen became emo when he realized he liked Manowar. ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:33
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:34
| Blowie once ate all the pizza in the resturant, so they had to shut down the place |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:34
Ansen already has an itchycock.
 ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Bern wrote:Posted By: Dalezilla
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:34
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:35
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Bern found a way to clean out the VR - he started a member's joke thread (and everybody moved there).
------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:35
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Progismylife is so much on PA that he forgets his real name |
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:36
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Ben? That's postingismylife, not?
------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:37
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Flossy once passed out when he thought he saw Gildenlöw's nipple on the BE DVD. ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Dalezilla
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:37
So true.
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:37
Bj:
 ------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: Dalezilla
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:37
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:39
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Ben plays bass with his toes, he uses his fingers to post yet another post. Ansen once tried to carve the PA logo on his arm, but got sued by Rony and M@x and had to have his arm removed. -------------   
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:39
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TLC doesn't drive, he manages to drunkenly fall down stairs until he reaches his destination. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:40
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:40
\ Stoney once posted above joke on the wrong thread. ------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:41
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Stonie doesn't listen to Marillion, Marillion listen to him.
"And I want yer new album to be like that, and that, not that and..."
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:41
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TLC doesn't actually play the Mellotron with his fingers, he makes love to it instead.
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:41
------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:42
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Flossy humped the DVD player when he was watching the BE DVD.
------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Chus
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:42
Not before he touches it as it laughs at his stupid ass jokes ------------- Jesus Gabriel |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:43
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Flossy hitted on a white girl last year. She's still recovering from the wound.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:43
TLC, maybe because of the above, knows all about sticky tapes.... ------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:44
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Blowie once got lost during a walrus safari with his family.. wonder where he went... That was supposed to be funny, but it wasn't |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:45
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Flossy was so disappointed by the drawings in the Remedy Lane booklet, 'cause they weren't of Daniel Gildenlow, he got Ansen to carve some on his arm instead.
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:46
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Right after Zizou headbutted that Italian dude, Flossy got mad and headbutted the TV so hard, it changed channels to an ESPN classic soccer game where Zizou actually won.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:48
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Bern, it should be Members' jokes, not Member's jokes.
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:49
I can change it.  -------------
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:49
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Ulksaga doesn't purchase CD's, he orders them. ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:50
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Jim Garten once clenched so hard to keep a fart in, his dirty finger fell off.
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:50
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Mike almost got in a girl's pants but then decided it would be easier to buy girls pants for $8 after shipping on eBay.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:51
I know - and you should have heard what Vicky had to say about that.... ------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:53
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Jim Garten didn't buy his shed, a moment of highly gaseous discharge created it.
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Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:54
That's so un-funny that it gets funny!
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:54
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If I could rock out all over again, i'd do it just like Arrrrrghus.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:55
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Tony R was considered acting the "Terminator" but he refused because ho couldn't listen to Rush if he accepted the offer. ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:55
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The least Arrrrghus could do is pull a rock out face.
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:56
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The least TLC could do is wave to himself.
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:56
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I like random situations! Hot teacher: "Yeah, I like VdGG, they're good and all but Astrid Proll are much better!" Bern: "NO WAY!" Teacher (pulls off mask revealing james yeowell): "YES WAY!" Bern: "James you b*****d! I should throw a rock at you!" James (pulls off mask revealing Arrrrrghus with rock out face): "DID SOMEBODY SAY ROCK OUT FACE?" -------------
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:57
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Jody eats people who don't like Tool for breakfast every morning.
------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:58
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Geck0 : Genesis is good and all but The Musical Box is way better. They sound like early Genesis only they are much better. -------------
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Dalezilla
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:59
| Tool makes the butterflies in Falling Flower's tumybox go woooooooosh |
Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:59
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:59
which implies that Jody doesn't have Tool, but rather certain PA members for breakfast. ------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:59
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Micky doesn't actually physically laugh, he writes hahahahahaha invisibly with his fingers.
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:59
WTF?------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:00
------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:00
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TLC is the only person not allowed in the Moody n00bs.
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:01
Yep  ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:02
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Cyg once carved Stonas' beard.
------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:03
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2 pages in 30 minutes
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Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:03
Show some respect to the one and only Prince Consort of PA!  *prepares to retaliate against anyone who dares show disrespect to her beloved other half* |
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:04
Could've been more, but the PA server accused me of spamming 3 times already. ------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:05
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Micky's other job, is to write hahahahaha cuecards for the Drew Cary Show.
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:05
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James only listens to Tool because Debby does. ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Dalezilla
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:05
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Australian needs to harden the f**k up. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:06
I think that was Ansen, in the mountains, with a scapel. -------------
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Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:06
Havn't happened to me
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Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:06
Clappies!
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:07
So your, eh like, eh slow? ------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:07
or a razorblade ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Chus
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:08
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Dimebag Darrell was killed by Nathan Gale... he was actually Peter Rideout's pupil ------------- Jesus Gabriel |
Posted By: Dalezilla
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:09
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tardis can juggle two balls and even then he sucks! |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:09
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Phew, I think I got away with that Micky joke, hahahahahahaahaaahahahaha I'll give myself a couple of clappies.  -------------
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Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:10
Dalezilla can juggle two diabolos...
And even then he still needs sticks...
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Posted By: Dalezilla
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:11
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Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:11
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Oh, and some one has to make fun of me or I quit the Moody Noobs.
Oh, no wait. I already quit. Well, if no one takes a crack at me then I'll rejoin. And you wouldn't want that...
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:13
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Blowie ate the cover of Tago-Mago because it looked like potato chips. ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:13
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4 Pages already!!!???
HOLY MACARONI!
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Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:14
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Posted By: Dalezilla
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:19
| inpraiseoffolly can play with 9 balls between three people. |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:21
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Tlossy sleeps with his DT CD's. ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:23
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James says he adds bands to PA, but they're so obscure no one can find them.
------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:26
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Rico once stepped on a Klaus Schulze cd, breaking it. His reaction manifested into the crying emoticon.
------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Chus
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:26
The T puts smileys even on blank checks and application forms ------------- Jesus Gabriel |
Posted By: Dalezilla
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:27
| TLC's posts are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:28
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Rico owns more Schulze albums than Schulze himself. ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:30
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Micky didn´t cry the day he was born, the first thing he said was an endless hahahaha.
One year ago a friend was reading Inpraiseoffolly´s Tago Mago review, i´ve just phoned him and told me that he is still reading it.
------------- Follow me on twitter @memowakeman |
Posted By: Dalezilla
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:32
| James can sing "Let's Disco" higher than Gildelöw himself. |
Posted By: Chus
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:33
hahahahahhahahahhahhaahhahahahahahahaha ------------- Jesus Gabriel |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:41
I can!  -------------
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:45
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Ivan has a different keyboard for every single font colour he uses, so he doesn't even have to click anyrhing. His keyboard setup is like Tony Banks'. -------------
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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:51
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The first birthday present that Mandy received, was a robot translator ------------- Follow me on twitter @memowakeman |
Posted By: Chus
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:56
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Ivan doesn't hate trio Genesis, Phil Collins hates Ivan for helping his ex-wife on the divorce so Phil said: "I've had it, we're going pop!!!" ------------- Jesus Gabriel |
Posted By: Chris H
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 14:58
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Stonie never gets bored of Neo, it gets bored of him. ------------- Beauty will save the world. 
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:00
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:14
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Neo-prog wears a beanie.
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Posted By: Chris H
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:15
I thought it was a tea cosy? ------------- Beauty will save the world.
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Posted By: Chris H
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:16
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Ben's favorite lunch meat is Spam. ------------- Beauty will save the world.
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Posted By: Chris H
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:27
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Dweezil Zappa is Chris Henne's biggest fan. ------------- Beauty will save the world.
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:29
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Chris once went to a NASCAR race and got lost on the racetrack.
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Posted By: Chris H
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:31
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James made fun of NASCAR again. They never found his body...  ------------- Beauty will save the world.
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:32
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Yes they did, it was going round in circles.
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:34
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Bern once looked at a girl and her blouse fell off.
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:41
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Tony R's brothers decided to start a band called Manow R around 1980. He never talked to them again afterwards.
------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: Chus
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:46
------------- Jesus Gabriel |
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:47
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Here's the best part: Tony didn't object to them forming the band, but he got really pissed of when they started showing up on magazine covers, wearing his leather undies....
------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:53
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the first word that markosherrera ever pronounced, was "poll" ------------- Follow me on twitter @memowakeman |
Posted By: Chus
Date Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:56
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the section under the label "Non-prog Music" was a typo.. it was actually meant to be called "markosherrera's polls" ------------- Jesus Gabriel |