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Points: 31433 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:42
Flossy humped the DVD player when he was watching the BE DVD.
 
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Points: 1991 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:42
Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

TLC doesn't actually play the Mellotron with his fingers, he makes love to it instead.
 
 Not before he touches it as it laughs at his stupid ass jokes
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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:43
Flossy hitted on a white girl last year. She's still recovering from the wound.

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Points: 13244 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:43
Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

TLC doesn't actually play the Mellotron with his fingers, he makes love to it instead.


TLC, maybe because of the above, knows all about sticky tapes....


Edited by Angelo - March 02 2007 at 13:44
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Points: 18292 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:44

Blowie once got lost during a walrus safari with his family.. wonder where he went...

That was supposed to be funny, but it wasn't Ouch
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:45
Flossy was so disappointed by the drawings in the Remedy Lane booklet, 'cause they weren't of Daniel Gildenlow, he got Ansen to carve some on his arm instead. LOL
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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:46
Right after Zizou headbutted that Italian dude, Flossy got mad and headbutted the TV so hard, it changed channels to an ESPN classic soccer  game where Zizou actually won.

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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:48
Bern, it should be Members' jokes, not Member's jokes. LOL

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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:49
Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

Bern, it should be Members' jokes, not Member's jokes. LOL


I can change it. Wink

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Points: 31433 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:49

Ulksaga doesn't purchase CD's, he orders them.LOL

 
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Jim Garten once clenched so hard to keep a fart in, his dirty finger fell off.
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Mike almost got in a girl's pants but then decided it would be easier to buy girls pants for $8 after shipping on eBay.

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Points: 13244 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:51
Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

Jim Garten once clenched so hard to keep a fart in, his dirty finger fell off.


I know - and you should have heard what Vicky had to say about that.... LOL
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:53
Jim Garten didn't buy his shed, a moment of highly gaseous discharge created it.
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Points: 18292 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:54
Originally posted by Bj-1 Bj-1 wrote:

Ulksaga doesn't purchase CD's, he orders them.LOL

 
 
That's so un-funny that it gets funny! LOLLOL
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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:54
If I could rock out all over again, i'd do it just like Arrrrrghus.

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Points: 31433 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:55
Tony R was considered acting the "Terminator" but he refused because ho couldn't listen to Rush if he accepted the offer.
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:55
The least Arrrrghus could do is pull a rock out face.
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:56
The least TLC could do is wave to himself.
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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:56
I like random situations!

Hot teacher: "Yeah, I like VdGG, they're good and all but Astrid Proll are much better!"
Bern: "NO WAY!"
Teacher (pulls off mask revealing james yeowell): "YES WAY!"
Bern: "James you b*****d!  I should throw a rock at you!"
James (pulls off mask revealing Arrrrrghus with rock out face): "DID SOMEBODY SAY ROCK OUT FACE?"

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