Ask cuncuna...

great job, cuncuna... I have 52 kb's of text files, filled with questions . Just curious to see your answers . Don't worry; I'm not going to torture you with all of them at once! Here I go (three at a time is fine? should I decrease the nuımber?)

Bilek wrote: great job, cuncuna... I have 52 kb's of text files, filled with questions [IMG]height=17 alt=Tongue src="http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley17.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle>. Just curious to see your answers [IMG]height=17 alt=Wink src="http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley2.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle>. Don't worry; I'm not going to torture you with all of them at once! Here I go (three at a time is fine? should I decrease the nuımber?)   1- Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?2- If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?3- Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?  hehe. one last irrelevant one: what the heck is "cuncuna"? with turkish pronunciation it sounds very funny (because "c" is pronounced as "J" in Turkish!)   I have funnier ones....

Dear Bilek: first of all, thank you for giving me the chance to see that lovely kitty again.

Now, regarding your first question, yes, Noah did have those birds on board. He used them as tools, when he needed to cut wood fast in order to repair the ship. Using a squirrel tied up to the bird in question, he also provided himself with a nice automatic toothbrush, or a vibrator, if required.

Second question: yes. Atheists also swear. They force them too by usgin a very simple trick. You see, they are "a" - theists, so the trick is ask them to swear on "a" - bible.

Third question: I certainly do not eat tings that have "do not eat" labels on, but, given that most people would agree with your statement, the only thing I can conclude is that people do this because they love enemas.

Čuncuna = Čaterpillar. Pronunciation: koon - koo - nah.
    

I had already figured out cuncuna's pronunciation (though I don't know sh*t about Spanish or Portuguese ) but it's good that I know it's meaning anymore

Is it possible to play Death Metal on a ukulele?

Bilek wrote: I had already figured out cuncuna's pronunciation (though I don't know sh*t about Spanish or Portuguese [IMG]height=17 alt=Wacko src="http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley29.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle>) but it's good that I know it's meaning anymore [IMG]height=17 alt=LOL src="http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle>   anyway, if you really love my kitten, I can easily send the original picture to any mail address... it's 1024 x 768 pix in 72 x 72 dpi resolution. Unfortunately I couldn't figure out how to post it full-size in the forum [IMG]height=17 alt=Ermm src="http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley24.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle>...   anyway; you'll see it many times here from now on (you see, lmao for your answers [IMG]height=17 alt=LOL src="http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle>)   a quick one before I leave: how is it logical that we hit "post reply" button in this forum, while we are actually "posting questions" ?!?!?!?

All your questions are the reply to my first statement.
    

Philéas wrote: Is it possible to play Death Metal on a ukulele?

I guess. For what I care about both ukelele and death metal... Mmm... try the following ensemble: ukelele, kalimba, pincuy, a DJ, three orchestras, and an harmonica group. As leading singer, purchase William Shatner. That will provide you with a name in the death metal scene.
    
    

Edited by cuncuna - November 17 2006 at 11:50

Do you have a secret that you could share with us?

i want to become a pop star, what should I do

Am I a train?

peter_gabriel wrote: 1-What would you do in the case that you like a girl, but she told you you are her bestfriend?

Be immensely happy?