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Posted By: cuncuna
Subject: Ask cuncuna...
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 00:19
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¿Ever wanted to know about the reasons for the ethernal conflict between the human race and pencils (they will attack your shirt)?
¿Not sure about how the wind could give you a psichedelic / space rock sandwich craving? I actually don't care, but let's try. I promise a full case by case solution to all sorts of fear and paranoia. It works, but only in your mind. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 01:01
| I'm afraid to keep a pen in my pocket for fear it will puncture my scrotum... |
Posted By: B.B Hood
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 01:04
| How does someone become a lion tamer |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 05:52
First you should practise with anteaters. |
B.B Hood wrote:Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 10:29
And it helps if you have a hat.
------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 14:42
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Dear cuncuna: I have a problem to determinate what kind of people had the power to read my mind. I mean, there are some who read the other people's mind and those who can read only my mind. ------------- 
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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 14:56
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If you accept the proposition "a woodchuck could chuck wood", will this formula be of any use in working out the answer?
WC/W x C = ?
Where WC = woodchuck, W = wood and C = chuck, although obviously the value of WC refers to the woodchuck's desire to chuck wood as opposed to the woodchuck itself. ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: peter_gabriel
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 15:08
hola... esta pasado a jugo aca... |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 16:42
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Dear Cuncuna, I have two questions for you: 1. Why did the chicken cross the road? 2. What's the difference between a frog? |
Posted By: Scapler
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 16:45
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Why do smart people make the stupidest idiots? Answer that one! ------------- Bassists are deadly 
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:04
Hi there. People who read minds is people that likes to read very much. You'll feel a sensation like your head is being held as a newspaper. Also, they might place little yellow notes on your memories. Take care. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:05
Well, just store your scrotum in another place, like the night table. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:06
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:06
Just spent as much hours of the day as possible with a chair and a whiplash in your hands. Lions will come to you eventually. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:08
Maybe, I'll try this later in my laboratory and get back to you. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:08
Me gusta el jugo. Es un gran placer poder beberse el sabor de algo. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:11
1.- chicken crossed the road because of the historical chance to be remembered in urban tales such as this. 2.- The difference is that some Ecuatorian frogs must change sex when female frog population is low. So, while the chicken was a pioneer, frogs are martyrs. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:13
Obviously, because idiots are resourceful people. You never know what's going on with them. Idiots are ahead of our times. And may I add, our disasters of tomorrow is the work of all idiots today. And it is going to be impossible to fix, since we are talking about the work of idiots who are geniuses. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 02 2006 at 21:11
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Keep them comming... I have answers for almost anything... ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: peter_gabriel
Date Posted: November 02 2006 at 21:16
am i going to repite the year in school? (repetir)
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Posted By: chamberry
Date Posted: November 02 2006 at 21:16
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Why are we entitled to our opinions?
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 10:19
No, you are going to spent a whole new one, but in the same grade. Don't let it scare you, it won't be a long deja - vu. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 10:20
No, but we think we are. It is like a self given right. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 10:25
| Can I ask a personal question? |
Posted By: peter_gabriel
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 13:16
| No. |
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 14:26
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Dear Cuncuna 1) To be or not to be? 2) Is it true that time was only invented to prevent everything from happening at the same time? ------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 14:36
 Why is your country so long and pointy? Is it anorexic? Has it been purging again?
Smugly,
A. Gloating Agentinian ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 14:38
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What have you done with Dr. Proghole?
Paranoid in Potomac ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: peter_gabriel
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 14:52
Haha Chile anorexic.... ok im mad now
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 15:01
 Indeed, senor's member -- in fact you're so stark-staring mad, that you think you are a famous English prog singer!
 Ha ha!
 Chilly has a little willy! Chilly has a little willy! Chilly has a lit... Ow!  That hurt, Jody!  ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: N Ellingworth
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 15:06
Peter, what are you on and can I have some? 
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 16:26
Yes, off course. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 16:28
1.- It depends. ¿What do you want to be?. If you wanna be a person filled with green beans, the answer is yes. If you wanna be a member of one of those five singers guy bands, then, no. Sorry. 2.- Time was invented to waste it. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 16:30
This country is far from being anorexic. And is not long; is wide. You are looking at it in the worng direction. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 16:30
A coat. He was ideal for this, since his back was too hairy. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 16:32
Perhaps, but it grows on you. You just have to take time to get to know that aparently tiny willy and then you'll see. Ask our embassador in your country about it. Or you can also call directly to our government. They will be happy to send someone to assist you. I know personally a guy who's pet name is "Torito" (Little Bull). I'll contact him for you if you want. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 16:34
Do I need a passport to travel to Russia? |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 16:35
Yes, but you need a Russia a lot more than the passport to acomplish that. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: peter_gabriel
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:05
WTF did i say something wrong?? sorry my english is poor Dear Cuncuna... why am I so cool? I can get it.. |
Posted By: peter_gabriel
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:06
| I meant i can't get it* |
Posted By: Scapler
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:19
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Here's a question: Why makes you qualified to answer our questions? ------------- Bassists are deadly
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:20
Well, you'll get it eventually. Only be certain that you love than person you're getting it from. Love is a beautifull experience, but, as Peter Rideout POINTED IT out, it could also be a painful thing in our country. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:22
Well, I know how to read them. Most of them anyway. Also, I know how to write using my keyboard, and I know what an answer is. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: peter_gabriel
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:23
Why do you talk me about love... i asked WHY AM I SO COOL?? well i kinda think you told that because... no i dont get it  |
Posted By: Scapler
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:31
Works for me ------------- Bassists are deadly
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Posted By: Scapler
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:34
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stupid question: What is the best way to ask a girl out? (and don't give me some sarcastic answer like I know you will be tempted to) ------------- Bassists are deadly
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Posted By: Philéas
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:37
| Do you own a fridge? |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:37
Walk a week with her image in your heart; but avoid any contact with her. After that week, face her. The words will come right out you. Don't think about what to say, just let your heart do the talking. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Scapler
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:40
That is so romantic, I love it! Unfortunately, I see her every day at school, so avoiding contact is a little hard, she is in five of my six classes too... ------------- Bassists are deadly
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:41
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Well, since you said that you were cool, and also that you couldn't "get it", I asumed that the coldness you werer reffering to was at your hart, and that you needed to "get some". I was trying to offer you hope. But perhaps you are cool because you live in a very southern place of our country, like Punta Arenas (¡Puntaaarenasss Yaaa.... va que dando atraaaásss...!). Also, maybe you are stored in a huge freezer, in wich case I would friendly advice you to get out of there, or your equipment will be severely damaged. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:43
Keep a safe distance anyway, and use that week to think about the reasons you may have to want to ask her out so much. As I said, your whole being will end up asking her. If she rejects you (also use that week to consider the possibility), at least you'll have a very special week of thought to comfort you until the next time. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: peter_gabriel
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:44
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no haha.... well I'll have to say this word you surely know and hate: BACÁN and i live in Stgo city |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:46
Yes. I always dream about it as a door to the Antartic regions. I have a miniature balloon and little winter clothes. It'll happen one of this days... ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:48
That is not a real word. Be careful, young friend. If you try to be something that is not real, you may end up dissapearing. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Philéas
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:49
Do you keep your batteries and chocolate in there? |
Posted By: peter_gabriel
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:51
| Dear cuncuna, what is the difference between a real world and a false one? |
Posted By: peter_gabriel
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:52
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hahahah i meant real WORD..sorry.. im too much inside this album
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:52
No, but I used to keep photographic film stored. Nowdays, a photo film is an anacronism. Weid thing, I used the fridge to preserve those images in the film until it was time for me to reveal them, as frozen moments. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 17:57
Both are somewhat common places. A real word is a common place that has a less variable meaning. A single change in location will tell you wich words are more real. For example, I once tried to buy "Pan de mesa", asuming that I would get that long soft bread that is used to prepare "completos" (a sort of hot - dog local variation, northern people who are reading this). But I was in Angol, so they give me another type of bread. When I told them what was the bread I needed, they said "Ah!, you mean "Pan Copihue". From that day, I ask for "Pan para completos". That is a folckloric example. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: peter_gabriel
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 18:01
 why am i such a nice person?  i wonder if its correct now |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 18:06
It depends. If you have been told so, then that is the common place people has built around you, and you'll be described as "nice" until the end of your days on earth. For example, the sky is not actually "blue" (cyan, actually), but everyone thinks it is, so finally, the sky is described as blue. Same for you. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Philéas
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 18:18
What else does your fridge contain? Care to make a list?  (<- hypnotizing facial expression, isn't it?)
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Posted By: Scapler
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 18:35
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Do you love plush toys involving reindeer? I know I do. ------------- Bassists are deadly
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Posted By: Frasse
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 18:50
| Why did I read this thread? |
Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 20:45
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Why Geddy Lee has a big nose?
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 21:25
Nothing out of the ordinary this days, I'm affraid. I do have a weird item, a traditional candy from another region of this country, called "melcocha"; wich is a word that is often used as "mess". It is a really hard bar of sugar or something like that, impossible to eat. Some eggs, a stone (don't know why, it is just there, stored as if a stone is something that could get rotten), and a lot of past food. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 21:27
No. It is a sad thing to kill a reindeer to have fun. That would be the most unnecessary kill. I do own a cat, wich is quite fluffy and sadly looks like a toy. I say sadly, because she doesn's really like to play, but whenever children visits this house, they try to grab her as if she were a plush toy. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 21:27
Because you are a question shaped like a human being. Just pronounce yourself as such, and I'll submit my answer. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 21:29
As a musician, one would guess that a big nose is a useful tool, in order to smell bad contracts, bad managers, bad overall distribution deals, etc. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:36
| Why haven't you answered my question. |
Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:23
| Why must I sleep at night? Sleep is for losers. |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 04:56
Because you haven't used "¿?". Without "¿?", is not a question. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 05:03
The thing is, we have to, but you don't. Feel free to stay awake at night. Look for a job that involves working afterhours, night shift or whatever. Off course, a certain amount of certain hormons won't be flowing by your body as usual, and you may start feeling desoriented, but don't let a possible corporal and mental colpase stop you. Follow your dream. Suffering is the only way. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 05:04
| Did Donald Trump's flagpost break the law? |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 05:06
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Oh, and um, also:
Could you please diagnose my disease? |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 05:13
I'm not sure about this one. I faced that flagpost and asked directly if he had broken any law in any way, but the flagpost didn't answer. So, it could be that he doesn't want to speak without a lawyer. In that case, it is very propable that he, the flagpost, did broke some law, but there's no way to be certain. The silence is suspicious, off course. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 05:16
Ahhhh, thank you. I ought to have tried that myself. |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 05:16
You have fingernail edge cancer. Fortunately enough, there's a simple proceedure you can perform in your own house to save your fragile life: pick a couple of tiny scissors and remove the edges of your fingernails. that will save your life. But be careful; if you cut them to tight, your penis will wrinkle and die and you'll never feel "special" again. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 05:19
This thread is getting so useful it's become frustrating.
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 05:31
Sorry about that. It is too early here. But do go out there and shake a monkey for a while, dressed as aquarium and with green spray paint on your sandwich. The nucleus of the holly candle will flow for you, like a hundreed arabic dancers waiting to pay the bills. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 07:29
| Is there a question you can't answer? |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 07:33
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Yes. I don't know what my optical nervs taste like. If asked, I woulnd't be able to give any answer.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 08:55
| What do your optical nervs taste like? |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 09:04
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... they should taste like a nerv wich is optical. Very much like rough meat. But this is an aproximate answer. One thing is for sure: mine should taste like yours, being both human, so perhaps you can provide the answer for this one. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 11:59
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^They taste bad. Another question: Did time exist before the creation of the world? |
Posted By: peter_gabriel
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 12:01
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No... Time was created by Pink Floyd dear cuncuna... why, where, and when? |
Posted By: Visitor13
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 12:06
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Any place around here I can get some radish, cheap? |
Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 13:54
Thanks Cuncuna! On second thought that bed looks mighty tempting... |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 13:58
No, time was invented by humans. Before that, the concrete thing that we use the following sign "time" to aim at was not a thing that we could perceive, since we were not here. About creation of the world; I'm one of those who believes that the world was "formed" by sveral random forces, not "created". ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 13:59
| Why is my hat smelly? |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 14:00
Try this: http://www.google.com/search?q=cheap+radish&sourceid=opera&num=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 - http://www.google.com/search?q=cheap+radish&sourceid=opera&num=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 But you'll find it impossible to eat, I'm affraid. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 14:02
Perhaps you are now being victimized by your own rejection to sleep. Take a closer look to that hat, open your eyes as wide as you can, and see if the hat looks too much like the "background" of a naked person. If so, then talk to yourself and decide if you gonna stay in that situation or if you gonna leave. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 14:05
Because a poodle will tell you, bellow your sofa and whenever the sparragus from your neighbour starts becoming a salad. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 14:06
| What is the time differential between a pi-bartisan hair cut and a politician's wig? |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 14:09
Hair is something we grow with great effort. Politicians are lazy people who lives and have a look at the cost of other people's hair. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 14:58
| What question should I ask to get the answer I want? |
Posted By: heyitsthatguy
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 15:00
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Why do I hate everyone?
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Posted By: KoS
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 15:01
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 16:07
The most straight and less social compromised one. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 16:08
You probably hate yourself and pass it on others, so you don't have to deal with that. In Psichology, the term for that is "shadow". You see in others things that you don't want to show about yourself. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |