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daz2112 
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 Posted: May 28 2006 at 07:36 |
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What does a cow say what's got no lips??
oooooo!
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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daz2112
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Posted: May 28 2006 at 16:01 |
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Two Boa Constrictors got married! Well they had a crush on each other!!
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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sbrushfan
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Posted: May 29 2006 at 02:40 |
What do you call a blonde with pigftails?
A blowjob with handlebars!
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Some world views are spacious, and some are merely spaced...
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daz2112
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 12:06 |
^^^^^^  Like it!!
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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daz2112
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 12:11 |
A little boy was being read a bible story by his dad.
His dad read "the man named Lot was warned to take his wife & flee out of the city, but his wife turned back & was turned into a pillar of salt!"
Worried the little boy asked,
"What happened to the flea?"
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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sbrushfan
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Posted: June 01 2006 at 02:39 |
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Some world views are spacious, and some are merely spaced...
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sbrushfan
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Posted: June 01 2006 at 02:40 |
What's the difference between a nun in a convent and a blonde in a bathtub?
The nun has hope in her soul.
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Some world views are spacious, and some are merely spaced...
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daz2112
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Posted: June 02 2006 at 19:26 |
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What do you call a scotsman at the world cup?
The referee!!
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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arnold stirrup
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Joined: January 28 2006
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Posted: June 03 2006 at 10:16 |
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bartender?"
A guy goes to the doctor and the doctors examines him and says, "I'm
sorry to tell you this, but you've got Tom Jones disease". The
guy says, "Tom Jones disease? I've never heard of it. Is it rare?"
The doc says, "It's not unusual".
A guy calls his wife on the phone and says, "Honey, I'm at the
hospital. I was in a terrible accident at work, and I cut off my
finger!" The wife screams, "Oh my God, the whole finger?!?!" The
guy says, "No, the one next to it."
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So much music. So little time.
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Tiresias
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Posted: June 03 2006 at 10:31 |
/\ nice
Q: What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a half a worm inside of it?
A: The Holocaust.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman!
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Wh'ghal ng'fth mglw'y Ry'leh, Cthulhu fhtagn...
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daz2112
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Posted: June 06 2006 at 17:26 |
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What's got three legs & used to live on a farm??
The McCartney's
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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Publius84
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Location: Poland
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Points: 1043
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Posted: June 07 2006 at 04:02 |
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A blonde comes to doctor with a frog on her head. Doctor ask: "What seem to be the problem, miss?". And frog answer: "Something sticked to my ass"
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I know what I like and I like what I know...
Prog is in my heart, in my mind, in my soul...
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daz2112
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Posted: June 13 2006 at 14:46 |
Two budgies sitting on a perch.....one says "can you smell fish?"
Think about it!
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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daz2112
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Posted: June 13 2006 at 14:48 |
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Two fish in a tank,one says to the other " how do you drive this thing?"
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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Camel_APPeal
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Joined: April 22 2006
Location: Mexico
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Points: 428
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Posted: June 14 2006 at 12:01 |
 arnold stirrup wrote:
A guy goes to the doctor and the doctors examines him and says, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you've got Tom Jones disease". The guy says, "Tom Jones disease? I've never heard of it. Is it rare?"
The doc says, "It's not unusual".
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That one reminded me this one:
A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor examines him and says, "I'm afraid you've got the Wilkinson desease...". The guy says: "Oh my...how bad is that?"
The doctor says: "We don't know yet, Mr. Wilkinson"
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daz2112
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Posted: June 14 2006 at 13:23 |
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2 cannibal's eating an indian meal & one says to the other "my nan's tough!" the other cannibal says " i should think so,she was 85 years old!"
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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daz2112
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Posted: June 17 2006 at 18:23 |
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A ghost walks into a pub and says "i'd like a glass of whisky please" The barman says "sorry i don't serve spirits in here!"
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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Flyingsod
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Posted: June 17 2006 at 23:45 |
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Spirits heh. I'll add that one to the list.
What's the difference betwen a fox and a woman jogger?
ones a cunning runt.
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Australian
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Joined: June 13 2006
Location: Australia
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Points: 3278
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Posted: June 18 2006 at 04:52 |
Michael Jackson is flying over the pacific with a group of children when the plane starts to fall, the pilot says to him "let’s go, quickly" Michele replies
"What about the kids"
The Pilots says "Screw the kids"
Michele replies "Do we have Time?"
My year 8 teacher told me that one.
Edited by Australian - June 18 2006 at 04:53
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Australian
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Location: Australia
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Points: 3278
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Posted: June 18 2006 at 04:56 |
A blonde goes looking for Crocodile skin shoes. She stands in the water, shoots a crocodile and bends down to look at the feet then she says "damn this one wasn't wearing shoes either."
Edited by Australian - June 18 2006 at 05:01
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