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    Posted: April 13 2006 at 08:40

How many bass guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand.

 

Please note I am a bass player myself. This is a bit cruel, but still quite funny.
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I wonder if Golden Spiral has seen this thread?


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 sweet! I like it, it's pretty funny!
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I'm a bass player too but I already knew it Confused ...
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What do you call a guy who hangs out wiht musicians??
 
 
a drummer
I can strangle a canary in a tin can and it would be really original, but that wouldn't save it from sounding like utter sh*t.
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Points: 16449 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 22 2006 at 15:37
Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

How many bass guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand.

 

Please note I am a bass player myself. This is a bit cruel, but still quite funny.

 
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LOLLOL actually not bad chopperClap
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Originally posted by BePinkTheater BePinkTheater wrote:

What do you call a guy who hangs out wiht musicians??
 

 

a drummer




(liked the bass player joke as well)
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Whats the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe?
 
you can tune a lawnmower!
I can strangle a canary in a tin can and it would be really original, but that wouldn't save it from sounding like utter sh*t.
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