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Topic: Bass Guitarist Joke
Posted By: chopper
Subject: Bass Guitarist Joke
Date Posted: April 13 2006 at 08:40

How many bass guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand.

 

Please note I am a bass player myself. This is a bit cruel, but still quite funny.




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Posted By: White Queen
Date Posted: April 13 2006 at 12:28


Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: April 13 2006 at 16:34


I wonder if Golden Spiral has seen this thread?


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Posted By: Zepology101
Date Posted: April 13 2006 at 18:07
 sweet! I like it, it's pretty funny!

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Posted By: Barla
Date Posted: April 22 2006 at 14:16
I'm a bass player too but I already knew it Confused ...


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 22 2006 at 15:22
LOL

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Posted By: BePinkTheater
Date Posted: April 22 2006 at 15:32
What do you call a guy who hangs out wiht musicians??
 
 
a drummer


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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: April 22 2006 at 15:37
Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

How many bass guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand.

 

Please note I am a bass player myself. This is a bit cruel, but still quite funny.

 
Pinch
 
LOLLOL actually not bad chopperClap


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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: April 22 2006 at 16:03
LOLCheers!

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Posted By: retuow
Date Posted: April 22 2006 at 16:33
Originally posted by BePinkTheater BePinkTheater wrote:

What do you call a guy who hangs out wiht musicians??
 

 

a drummer




(liked the bass player joke as well)

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Posted By: BePinkTheater
Date Posted: April 23 2006 at 00:36
Whats the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe?
 
you can tune a lawnmower!


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I can strangle a canary in a tin can and it would be really original, but that wouldn't save it from sounding like utter sh*t.
-Stone Beard



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