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mystic fred 
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Posted: April 09 2006 at 12:18 |
my wife just ran off with my best mate....i really miss him!
my mother-in-law is really ugly... she went for a swim in Loch Ness and the monster got out and picketed the lake.
there's a member of the public knocked down by a car every day in my town...and he's getting really fed up with it by now.
my house is so dirty the mice wear overalls.
how many roadies does it take to change a light bulb? ......two....two....two....two...!
what do they call a scruffy spaced-out geezer who hangs around with musicians?......the drummer.
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daz2112
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Posted: April 09 2006 at 15:31 |
When postman Pat retires,what's he gonna be called??
Pat 
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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Bj-1
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Posted: April 09 2006 at 23:06 |
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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BePinkTheater
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Posted: April 10 2006 at 00:54 |
why was helen Keller a bad driver?
cause she was a women!
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I can strangle a canary in a tin can and it would be really original, but that wouldn't save it from sounding like utter sh*t.
-Stone Beard
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jesperz
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Posted: April 10 2006 at 05:21 |
Hope this one doesn't offend anyone.... =) Peace ppl! What is the similarity between a christmas tree and a monk?!!! The balls are for decorations.. =) 
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dooshbaggins
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Posted: April 10 2006 at 13:31 |
^^^hahahahaha, perfect!!!
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Pull My Finger!
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daz2112
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 12:40 |
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what have an elephant & a duck got in common??
they both can't drive tractors!!
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R o V e R
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 13:23 |
 daz2112 wrote:
what have an elephant & a duck got in common??
they both can't drive tractors!!
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its not
TRUE
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daz2112
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 14:44 |
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Ed_The_Dead
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 14:56 |
daz2112 wrote:
what have an elephant & a duck got in common??
they both can't drive tractors!! |
LOL!!!!
That was so awesomely stupid!!!
I was eating a banana while scrolling the page... and I had to clean my monitor
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R o V e R
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 15:24 |
you clean your monitor, while eating banana
or you scroll the banana , while eating the page
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Peace Frog
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 15:29 |
What do you call a goat on steroids?
Shakira.
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AngelRat
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 17:05 |
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A dyslectic man walks into a bra...
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jesperz
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Posted: April 12 2006 at 10:46 |
Oh oh.. Here comes another 1... What is the difference between a normal toad and a Horny Toad?! One goes "Ribbit" ... Another goes "Rub It"
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Bj-1
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Posted: April 13 2006 at 22:22 |
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What do you call a whore who is alone in the park when it winter?
A Frostitute.
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daz2112
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Posted: April 14 2006 at 07:46 |
Today i woke up feeling like a billiard ball! When i went to the dr's he told me to get to the end of the cue!
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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daz2112
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Posted: April 19 2006 at 12:04 |
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What do donkey's on Blackpool beach get for dinner?
1/2 hour like everyone else!!
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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jesperz
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Posted: April 19 2006 at 22:50 |
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What do tight pants and cheap motel rooms have in common?????
No BALLROOM!
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daz2112
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Posted: April 20 2006 at 13:11 |
Man walks into a bar..............Ouch!!!
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Bj-1
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Posted: April 20 2006 at 17:14 |
What did the policeman say to the condom?
"Cover me, Im goin' in!"
A Classic!
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