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Zitro
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Topic: Make fun of an album Posted: November 12 2005 at 14:30 |
I'm bored, maybe you'll like this little game and can come up with hilarious things that will entertain me.
Lame example:
NO - The No Album (Tony Kite, Chris Square, Steve Howe, Bill Stanford, Thomas Anderson)
1_ Man, you Really Are a Disgrace (Yours is No disgrace)
2_ Gonorrhea (The Clap)
3_ Shock Troopers(Starship Trooper)
4_ I see good people (I've Seen All Good People)
5_ Boy Scouts and Venture Patrols (A Venture)
6_ Stasis (Perpetual Change)
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stonebeard
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Location: NE Indiana
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Posted: November 12 2005 at 14:33 |
...but I can't contribute right now. Work...
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lunaticviolist
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Posted: November 12 2005 at 14:40 |
Band: George Washington Carver (Jethro Tull - get it? They're both agriculturalists!)
Album: Bright as a Light
With that album I don't have to worry about track names!
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My recent purchases:
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crazycloud
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Joined: October 18 2005
Location: United States
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Posted: November 13 2005 at 13:41 |
the beatles - let me pee
the eternal delimma a tthose big ass stadium shows.
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And it's high time
Cymbaline
It's high time
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Bj-1
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Posted: November 13 2005 at 17:29 |
Frank Zappa - W*nk a Wookie (Waka/Jawaka)
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Snow Dog
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Posted: November 13 2005 at 17:45 |
TOUGH
Side 1
1. Junction 2. Tins and Bach 3. We Have a Van 4. Mouth Side of the Pie
Side 2
1. Five Quid For This? 2. Short Distance Walkabout 3. The Cod Please, with Chips and a Can of Coke 4. Moody for Bloody Week! 5. Part with the Payrise
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Bj-1
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Posted: November 13 2005 at 18:13 |
- Van Der Graaf Generator - Baboon Hearts
- Frank Zappa - Joe's Toilet
- Yes - Tales From Topographic Toilets
- Dream Theater - Images are Burning
- Genesis - Selling Dildo's by The Pound
And a band name:
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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crazycloud
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Posted: November 13 2005 at 19:44 |
pink floyd - dark side of the poon
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And it's high time
Cymbaline
It's high time
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Bj-1
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Posted: November 13 2005 at 20:29 |
- Symphony X - Threesome In Olympus
- Gentle Giant - Horny Hand
- Meshuggah - Destroy and Erase your Arse
- Brand X - LiveSock
- Yes - Close this edge (oh..it wasn't a thread...sorry..)
And of course this classic from the "Porn rock" thread:
- Cum Crimson - In The Court of The Crimson Cum
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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anotherbrick
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Joined: August 14 2005
Location: United States
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Posted: November 14 2005 at 19:06 |
Yes - Tales From Topographic Tearjerkers
E.L.P - Open Heart Bread Surgery
Gentle Giant - In A Loose Bowel
Pink Floyd - Wish You Weren't Here
Led Zeppelin - Spiritual Graffiti
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ColonelClaypool
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Posted: November 14 2005 at 19:24 |
Jethro Tull - Misfit
Camel - A Cod and A Drink
Mike Oldfield - Tubular Hells
Jethro Tull - This Wasn't
Porcupine Tree - On the Toilet of Life
Marillion - Misplaced Luggage (could be used as a theme album for any airline company )
Genesis - Fake
Rush - Fart by Night
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With magic, you can turn a frog into a prince.
With science, you can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with.
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An old fart
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Joined: October 15 2005
Location: Finland
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Posted: November 14 2005 at 23:36 |
Shocking news - the original titles finally revealed!
Peter Gabriel - Shut up
Pink Floyd - Bubblegumma (A Young Person's Guide to early Pink Floyd, a radio friendly remix compilation)
Pink Floyd - Soundtrack from the film a Bore
Pink Floyd - Obscenity by Cows (the cover was decided to be used on Atom Heart Mother...)
Pink Floyd - The Final Cum (a bitter and embarrassingly personal concept album on ageing)
Roger Waters - The Pipe and the Hate for Dave - a requiem for Post-Waters Floyd (an unpublished, bitter and embarrassingly personal concept album recorded spontaneously under the inspiration of Gilmour-led Floyd plans circa 1987)
Marillion - Script for a Jester's Beer ("so here I am once more... at the local pub, one more bloody mary, one more white russian", "too much too soon, too far to go, too late to pay, the taxi has gone")
Yes! - Big Vibrator (Yes made more accessible for women)
Jethro Tull - Babewatch (the cover was not changed...)
Jethro Tull - Songs from the Weed (Anderson drug free?)
Ian Anderson - Divinities: 12 Dances on Pot (a classical ballet)
Various rap artists: A Trick of the Jail
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"Make tea, not love"
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Snow Dog
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Posted: November 15 2005 at 06:06 |
Real Ale Yer!
Side 1
1.The Pints Of The Barmaid, Gwen
Side 2
1. Whiskey Chaser 2. To Be Hung Over
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Norbert
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Posted: November 15 2005 at 07:39 |
The Shower Kings :Unsold the Picture
Lack in the Words of Vultures
Spock's Beard:Pay for Light
Kindness of Rangers
Mahavishnu Orchestra:Beards of Fire
Rush:Space and the Pressure
King Crimson: The Poverty We Live
Frank Zappa: Shot Cats
Queen: Short Hard Attack
Edited by Norbert
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Bj-1
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Posted: November 15 2005 at 08:09 |
- Frank Zappa - Over-Bite Sensation
- Frank Zappa - Weasels Raped my Flesh
- Dream Theater - Farting Into Infinity
- Dream Theater - Deadtropolis Part 2: Scenes from a Cemetery
- Pink Floyd - A Walrus ful of Secrets
- Emerson Lake & Palmer - Flood Beach
- Genesis - Pee Can't Dance
- Supertramp - ...Famous Last Turds...
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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tardis
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Location: Victoria, BC
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Posted: November 16 2005 at 01:01 |
Art In America - Fart In America
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Norbert
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Posted: November 16 2005 at 02:48 |
Don't forget about the legendary epic masterpiece of The Shower Kings, called So Drunk We Are.
It features the classic tunes :With The Flies of the World
Done Out the Universe
Guest of a Red Cow
Poor Mr. Johnson and His Ordinary Taiwanese Discman
The Man Who Talked to Pigs
and a.o the title track.
Opeth has an exciting album called Guest Reverends and a great song called Proghead's Lament.
Edited by Norbert
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Norbert
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Posted: November 16 2005 at 07:30 |
Rap Soddy: Down With Victory
It features the battle hymn The Boring Age of Octanes, the mystic ballad Trucks in the Dark, The Last Black Winged White Anaconda and The Village of the Warped are also classic tracks.
Enya dedicated an album to a railway strike called A Day Without Train.
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tardis
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Posted: November 17 2005 at 00:52 |
Spock's Beard - Blow (an album about a man with a cocaine addiction)
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ClemofNazareth
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Posted: November 17 2005 at 01:07 |
Oh, what the hell....
Queen Red - Long Tongue in A**
1. Long tongue in a** (part 1) 2. Boink on Saturdays 3. Ecstasy 4. Easy Mona 5. Tippling Drunk 6. Lark's tongue's in a** (again)
Edited by ClemofNazareth
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"Peace is the only battle worth waging."
Albert Camus
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