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Topic: Make fun of an album
Posted By: Zitro
Subject: Make fun of an album
Date Posted: November 12 2005 at 14:30

I'm bored, maybe you'll like this little game and can come up with hilarious things that will entertain me.

 

Lame example:

NO - The No Album (Tony Kite, Chris Square, Steve Howe, Bill Stanford, Thomas Anderson)

1_ Man, you Really Are a Disgrace (Yours is No disgrace)

2_ Gonorrhea (The Clap)

3_ Shock Troopers(Starship Trooper)

4_ I see good people (I've Seen All Good People)

5_ Boy Scouts and Venture Patrols (A Venture)

6_ Stasis (Perpetual Change)




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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: November 12 2005 at 14:33
...but I can't contribute right now. Work...

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Posted By: lunaticviolist
Date Posted: November 12 2005 at 14:40

Band: George Washington Carver (Jethro Tull - get it? They're both agriculturalists!)

Album: Bright as a Light

With that album I don't have to worry about track names!



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Posted By: crazycloud
Date Posted: November 13 2005 at 13:41

the beatles - let me pee

 

the eternal delimma a tthose big ass stadium shows.



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And it's high time
Cymbaline
It's high time


Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: November 13 2005 at 17:29

Frank Zappa - W*nk a Wookie (Waka/Jawaka)



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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: November 13 2005 at 17:45

TOUGH

Side  1

1. Junction
2. Tins and Bach
3. We Have a Van
4. Mouth Side of the Pie

Side 2

1. Five Quid For This?
2. Short Distance Walkabout
3. The Cod Please, with Chips and a Can of Coke
4. Moody for Bloody Week!
5. Part with the Payrise

 



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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: November 13 2005 at 18:13
  • Van Der Graaf Generator - Baboon Hearts
  • Frank Zappa - Joe's Toilet
  • Yes - Tales From Topographic Toilets
  • Dream Theater - Images are Burning
  • Genesis - Selling Dildo's by The Pound

And a band name:

  • ERECTION LIKES PAMELA



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Posted By: crazycloud
Date Posted: November 13 2005 at 19:44
pink floyd - dark side of the poon

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And it's high time
Cymbaline
It's high time


Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: November 13 2005 at 20:29
  • Symphony X - Threesome In Olympus
  • Gentle Giant - Horny Hand
  • Meshuggah - Destroy and Erase your Arse
  • Brand X - LiveSock
  • Yes - Close this edge (oh..it wasn't a thread...sorry..)

And of course this classic from the "Porn rock" thread:

  • Cum Crimson - In The Court of The Crimson Cum



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Posted By: anotherbrick
Date Posted: November 14 2005 at 19:06
Yes - Tales From Topographic Tearjerkers
E.L.P - Open Heart Bread Surgery
Gentle Giant - In A Loose Bowel
Pink Floyd - Wish You Weren't Here
Led Zeppelin - Spiritual Graffiti


Posted By: ColonelClaypool
Date Posted: November 14 2005 at 19:24

Jethro Tull - Misfit
Camel - A Cod and A Drink
Mike Oldfield - Tubular Hells
Jethro Tull - This Wasn't
Porcupine Tree - On the Toilet of Life
Marillion - Misplaced Luggage (could be used as a theme album for any airline company )
Genesis - Fake
Rush - Fart by Night

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Posted By: An old fart
Date Posted: November 14 2005 at 23:36
Shocking news - the original titles finally revealed!

Peter Gabriel - Shut up
Pink Floyd - Bubblegumma (A Young Person's Guide to early Pink Floyd, a radio friendly remix compilation)
Pink Floyd - Soundtrack from the film a Bore
Pink Floyd - Obscenity by Cows (the cover was decided to be used on Atom Heart Mother...)
Pink Floyd - The Final Cum (a bitter and embarrassingly personal concept album on ageing)
Roger Waters - The Pipe and the Hate for Dave - a requiem for Post-Waters Floyd (an unpublished, bitter and embarrassingly personal concept album recorded spontaneously under the inspiration of Gilmour-led Floyd plans circa 1987)
Marillion - Script for a Jester's Beer ("so here I am once more... at the local pub, one more bloody mary, one more white russian", "too much too soon, too far to go, too late to pay, the taxi has gone")
Yes! - Big Vibrator (Yes made more accessible for women)
Jethro Tull - Babewatch (the cover was not changed...)
Jethro Tull - Songs from the Weed (Anderson drug free?)
Ian Anderson - Divinities: 12 Dances on Pot (a classical ballet)
Various rap artists: A Trick of the Jail



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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: November 15 2005 at 06:06

Real Ale Yer!

Side 1

1.The Pints Of The Barmaid, Gwen

Side 2

1. Whiskey Chaser
2. To Be Hung Over



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Posted By: Norbert
Date Posted: November 15 2005 at 07:39

 The Shower Kings :Unsold the Picture

                              Lack in the Words of Vultures

 Spock's Beard:Pay for Light

                     Kindness of Rangers

Mahavishnu Orchestra:Beards of Fire

Rush:Space and the Pressure

King Crimson: The Poverty We Live

Frank Zappa: Shot Cats

Queen: Short Hard Attack

 



Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: November 15 2005 at 08:09
  • Frank Zappa - Over-Bite Sensation
  • Frank Zappa - Weasels Raped my Flesh
  • Dream Theater - Farting Into Infinity
  • Dream Theater - Deadtropolis Part 2: Scenes from a Cemetery
  • Pink Floyd - A Walrus ful of Secrets
  • Emerson Lake & Palmer - Flood Beach
  • Genesis - Pee Can't Dance
  • Supertramp - ...Famous Last Turds...



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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 01:01
Art In America - Fart In America


Posted By: Norbert
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 02:48

Don't forget about the legendary epic masterpiece of The Shower Kings, called So Drunk We Are.

It features the classic tunes :With The Flies of the World

                                                    Done Out the Universe

                                                   Guest of a Red Cow

                                                    Poor Mr. Johnson and His Ordinary Taiwanese Discman

                                                     The Man Who Talked to Pigs

                                                   and a.o the title track.

 

Opeth has an exciting album called Guest Reverends and a great song called Proghead's Lament.

 

 

                                                  



Posted By: Norbert
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 07:30

 Rap Soddy: Down With Victory

                    It features the battle hymn The Boring Age of  Octanes, the mystic ballad Trucks in the Dark, The Last Black Winged White Anaconda and The Village of the Warped are also classic tracks.

  Enya dedicated an album to a railway strike called A Day Without Train.

                  



Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 00:52
Spock's Beard - Blow (an album about a man with a cocaine addiction)


Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 01:07

Oh, what the hell....

Queen Red - Long Tongue in A**

1. Long tongue in a** (part 1)
2. Boink on Saturdays
3. Ecstasy
4. Easy Mona
5. Tippling Drunk
6. Lark's tongue's in a** (again)




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Posted By: Norbert
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 03:29

LightDish:Dishmaster-She Is My Kin

                               The Sinslayer

                                 Come Over Pea

                               Two for Comedy

                               Wonderdust

                              Rare Space Mystery

                                Clown Dress

                              Fans and Mic  

                              The title track



Posted By: el böthy
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 08:17
heheheh Imagine a Emerson, Lake & Palmer album called Love Beach, hehehe, now that would suck big time!!!

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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 09:03

WUNDER-BAUM GENERATOR - GOREBLUFF (1975)

  1. The Porn Cover Man
  2. Scorched Earl
  3. Barrow
  4. Greedwalkers

And here's the cover:



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Posted By: Fantômas
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 13:19
Aaron Made Her - Some Bear In Line

1- Caught Some Bear In Line
2- Whacked Years
3- Sea Of Naughtyness
4- Have Her, Can't Wait
5- The Loonyness Of The Gong Distanced Cummer
6- Strange In A Stranger Land... Strange In A Land, Stranger... Land In A Strange Strange. WHATEVER, The Sixth Song... F*ck...
7- Did Ya Yummy?
8- Alex And The Degrade




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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 13:44
Originally posted by Bj-1 Bj-1 wrote:

WUNDER-BAUM GENERATOR - GOREBLUFF (1975)

  1. The Porn Cover Man
  2. Scorched Earl
  3. Barrow
  4. Greedwalkers

And here's the cover:

http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://imageshack.us/" target=_blank onclick="return fitsInWindow;">

your cover is absolutely beautiful



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Posted By: sbrushfan
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 16:39

Rush-Need Some Lube

Porcupine Tree-Idiot Savant's Dream

Rush-Fry By Night (Could be McDonald's anthem)

 

 



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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 18:12
Originally posted by memowakeman memowakeman wrote:

Originally posted by Bj-1 Bj-1 wrote:

WUNDER-BAUM GENERATOR - GOREBLUFF (1975)

  1. The Porn Cover Man
  2. Scorched Earl
  3. Barrow
  4. Greedwalkers

And here's the cover:

http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://imageshack.us/" target=_blank onclick="return fitsInWindow;">

your cover is absolutely beautiful

 Thank you!



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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: November 21 2005 at 15:57

This thread is drowning!! Time to save it with some more names:

  • Frank Zappa - Over-Weight Sensation
  • Frank Zappa - Studio Spam
  • Frank Zappa - The Grand Baboon
  • King Crimson - In The Ass of Poseidon
  • Pink Floyd - The Mall

    And This one is for King of Loss:

    Pain of Salvation - Pee



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    Posted By: Norbert
    Date Posted: November 22 2005 at 03:17
     Light Dish:Oceanbore with Get Some Money,Sweeping Son,Talking to the Air



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