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Points: 178 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 08 2005 at 19:26

Stained ass - Judas Priest

Five finger shuffle - 10 cc

w**king man - Rush

 

 



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Marks Tongue in Ass, Lick!
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The Fist - Yes (Fragile)

Benny the bonker - ELP

Master of the rings - Helloween

 
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Kraftwerk and James Brown: "The Sex Machine"

 Funny and Rubbish joke!
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Lick My Love Pump - Spinal Tap

I Get Up, I Get Up, I'm Cumming - Yes

Without f**k You Cannot Start The Day - Yes
yet you still have time!
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Originally posted by Bj-1 Bj-1 wrote:

"Do not porn the classical"

 




 
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Originally posted by paulindigo paulindigo wrote:

Pink Floyd: Another Prick in the Hole



another dick in the hole

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"Black dick" Led Zeppelin
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Every gay you take - Police
Judy is a f**k rocker - Ramones



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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

"emerson licks palmer"

thats the funniest thing ive ever heard .. my eyes are crying...
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What about the following :

King Crimson =
"In the c*nt of the threesome queen"
"the w*nking of the pussy idol"
"Liz Hard"
"High glands"
"Raide" (that's french for "stiff")

But some of the previous stuff written was already very good...I couldn't help laughing at "Genesis-Nipples", "Emerson Licks Palmer", "Yes-The fist" "careful with her ass eugene" and so on..
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Dream Theater

-Lifting Shadows Off A Dick

-The Louder Girl

-Anal Lee

-Overture (No need changing)

-A Fortune In Sex

 

Yes

-Lift Me Up (No need changing)

-Owner Of A Lonely Dick

 
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Amon Duul II - Phallus Dei (no changing needed - it means 'God's Cock', apparently).

Brand X - Why should I lend you mine when you've broken yours off already....(no change

Genesis - Afterblow

Yes - If Only You Blew

Atomic Rooster - Head in the Sky (no change)

Gryphon - Touch and Blow (also ELPowell - Touch and Blow)

Jefferson Starship - Girl with the Hungry Thighs

.....to name a few....
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  • Pain Of Salvation - Fandildo
  • Jean-Michel Jarre - Chronolorgie 1
  • Frank Zappa - Walrus En Regalia (not porn, but whatever)
  • Van Der Graaf Generator - Ass With No Door
  • Supertramp - Hide In Your Smell
  • AC/DC - She's Got Balls (no change required)
  • Brand X - The "Plook" (if you have heard Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage, then you know what i mean)

 
RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Points: 10387 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 21 2005 at 19:57
Originally posted by Matti Matti wrote:

Also classical composers were into porn!   I hope most of these classics are familiar to you:

Beethoven: Symphony No 3 "Erotica"
Vivaldi: The Whore Seasons
Mozart: The Horny Concerto
Dvorak: Serenade in Strings (this type of lingerie has inspired almost all composers...)
Chopin: Sex-Fantasie-impromptu
Berlioz: Sex-Fantastic Symphony
Mussorgsky: Pictures of an Exhibitionist (also covered by ELP)
   -  "  -    Night With a Bald Madam
Saint-Saens: Symphony No 3 "Orgasm Symphony"
Grieg: Peer at the C*nt
Prokofieff: Petra and the Wolf
Mendelssohn: Midsummer Night's Sex Dream
Wagner: The F*cking Dutchman
Gerhswin: Orgy and Bess
Holst: Mars and Venus in Bed (from 'Planets')

Not to forget Scriabin's Poem of Extasy (a real title). Also Purcell's Fairy Queen might have certain orientations... Ok, some of these are tasteless but some I think are amusing, I hope you agree.


how about Edward Elgar - "The Orgasm Variations"?


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Ok this may not be porn but what about

Rush - Closer to the fart ?

 
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Points: 324 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 23 2005 at 23:19

I wanted to pick ones that you dont have to change the name

  • elderly woman behind the counter in a small town - Pearl jam
  • The Garden of Jane Delawney - Trees
  • Hard and Tenderly - The Residents
  • Violent Pornography - system of a down
  • Rise and Fall - Palas
  • White room - Cream

and as for CDs i have another related to Cream

  • The Cream of Clapton
HELP!
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Points: 336 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 23 2005 at 23:23

Now really wanna see some real porn rock ????????? Check out these guys..

 

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Frank Zappa-Twat Rats

 
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Whitesnake - Anal Love In The Heart Of The City.
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