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Topic: Porn Rock
Posted By: Snow Dog
Subject: Porn Rock
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 07:47

Can you make  a clever porn title out of an existing album, the same way the do with films?

e.g " Saving Ryan's Privates" or "Jurassic Pork"

Heres a few

The Yes, Yes, Yes Album

Tales From Pornographic Oceans

Relay Her

Going for Her Bum

and I have a Deep Purple one .....Band, Taste The Come!




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Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 08:47
How about "Foxy Twat" instead of "Foxtrot"?

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BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.


Posted By: LDGuy
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 14:30
DT - Images and Turds (some sick playing on this album)

DT - Through her Flies

ELP - Pictures of an Exhibitionist

VDGG - Porn Marts

VDGG - Pleasure Dome (no change needed here)

I can't be bothered to think of any more...


Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 16:37
  • ELP- Whip Some Skull on Ya! (wasn't that the original title to BSS?)
  • ELP- Pork Us
  • Dream Theater- Falling out of Virginity
  • Pink Floyd- Wish You Were Her

or the worst of the worst:

  • Yes- The Big Defacator


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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 19:03
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

  • ELP- Pork Us

 

Porkers more like!

Time to wheel it out again,just for Linda.....



Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 23:18
Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

  • ELP- Pork Us

 

Porkers more like!

Time to wheel it out again,just for Linda.....

God they look awful in that photo.



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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 02:51

Can't we just use the Arse thread for this one??



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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 08:43
^ NO!


Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 12:09

Some porn Jethro Tull albums:

"Menstruating in the Gallery"
"Heavily Hung Horses"
"Thick as a Dick"



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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 12:50

VDGG: God likes it Rough

Genesis: Nursery Crimes (That title was already a bit suggestive if you think about it)

And my personal favorite:

Pink Floyd- The Final Cu*t



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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:29
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

 

And my personal favorite:

Pink Floyd- The Final Cu*t

Good one!



Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:31
Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

Some porn Jethro Tull albums:

"Menstruating in the Gallery

"Heavily Hung Horses"
"Thick as a Dick"

If thats porn you can leave me out!

The others though!



Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:38
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

Some porn Jethro Tull albums:

"Menstruating in the Gallery

If thats porn you can leave me out!

To some people it is, Snowie.



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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:46

A few more:

Rush- Caress my Steel

Rush- Prest-Oh!

Rush- Liquid Trails

and the finale:

Rush- Hold the Boner



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Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:47
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

Some porn Jethro Tull albums:

"Menstruating in the Gallery

If thats porn you can leave me out!

To some people it is, Snowie.


The ancient Greek, who had a huge sexual vocabulary for all kinds of perversions, had the term "phoinikizein", with which they named the act of performing oral sex on a menstruating woman. It was contemptuous of the Phoenicians though, because literally it means "The way the Phoenicians do it". (I had to learn Greek for my study of history, and these sexual terms were a source of constant fun among the students).


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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:58

Threesome friends - Genital Giant

Market Square Whorehouse - Marillion

 



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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom




Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 14:01

^You've inspired me, Syzygy:

Marillion- Touch my Marbles

Marillion- Clutching at Balls

Marillion- Misplaced Manhood



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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 14:29
..........and "Sea Son's End"


Posted By: Paulieg
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 14:32

Triumvirat-Old Farts Can't Get Hard

Threshold-Critical Ass

Caravan-Girls That Go Bump In The Night



Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 14:43

Kansas- Left Over Her

King Crimson- Larks' Tongue in Her Ass-pick

And my last one:

Yes- Magnifu*kation



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Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 16:25

Some Amon Düül 2 albums:

Phallus Dei (needs no alteration)
Whore City
F****d in Germany
Porn-Evil in Babylon

Of the British Amon Düül:
Hawk f***s Penguin
F*** Moon

Of Matching Mole:
Little Red Pecker

Of National Health:
Of Queens and c**ts

Hatfield and the North:
The Swingers Club

Magma:
1001 Positions (an educational porn movie)

Genesis:
A Trick of the Dick

Pink Floyd:
Wish You Were In Her
Animals (doesn't need to be altered)

Van der Graaf Generator:
He to Her, Who Am the One to Cum



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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 16:34

Gong - The F*cking Teapot, (Between) Angela's Legs, Camembert Electrique Strap On

Robert Wyatt - Rocks up the Bottom

 

 



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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom




Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 16:50
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Gong - The F*cking Teapot, (Between) Angela's Legs, Camembert Electrique Strap On

Robert Wyatt - Rocks up the Bottom


You forgot "Ruth Has Strap-On For Richard" by Robert Wyatt.


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A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta


Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 16:53

Frank Zappa- The Grand Wazoo (doesn't really need to be altered)
Frank Zappa- Yank-Her Meat ()
Frank Zappa- Sheik Yerbouti (doesn't need to be altered)

Rush- Grace Feeling Pressure (Think about it)

 

Which Reminds Me:

Snow Dog,

A friend and I were discussing movies of this nature... and we have come up with 2 titles.

In the Quentin Tarantino Series:

Pulp Friction

Fill Bill



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Posted By: synthguy
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 18:41
ELP:
Love Bitch
Crimson:
In the Court of the Clitoris Ring
Discipline (no alteration needed)
Genesis:
Sloppy Seconds Out


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Wearing feelings on our faces when our faces took a rest...


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 19:20

^^^^

Wow

Also, i think CX-2 is having to much fun with this....



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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 19:40

Deep Purple in Cock

                  Concerto for grope with whore sister

Rush    Siganals

          Caress My Steel

          

 



Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 19:48
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

^^^^

Wow

Also, i think CX-2 is having to much fun with this....

Do I win an award for most prolific offering of naughty titles?



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Posted By: Plenilunio
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 22:07

Mmmh...

Fates Warning: Pleasant Shots on Face

Opeth: BangNation

Genesis: Nursery Creampie



Posted By: nousommedusolei
Date Posted: July 11 2005 at 01:38

You guys are too much. I almost emptied my bladder all over my new slacks.

Rush- Grace Under Pressure (this doesn't need to be changed)

Jethro Tull-Whore-child

Pink Floyd- Umma Cumma



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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 11 2005 at 16:37

Pink Floyd - Stiff Pipe at the Gates of Dawn, More!!!!!!

Genesis - Threesome Live, The Way We Wank

 

 

 



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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom




Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: July 11 2005 at 16:40
^ I was thinking    "Pipe" Her At the Gates Of Dawn

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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 11 2005 at 16:43

And then there's Floyd's Saucerful of Semen.

Of course, being totally unfamiliar with porn movies I'm just guessing at suitable titles



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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom




Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: July 11 2005 at 16:45
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

And then there's Floyd's Saucerful of Semen.

Of course, being totally unfamiliar with porn movies I'm just guessing at suitable titles

I don't believe this, I thought the exact same one last night and forgot to post it! Drat!



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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: July 11 2005 at 16:55

some frank zappa

bitches en regalia

dont f**k her yellow hole

hot hot hot rats

 



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Posted By: WillieThePimp
Date Posted: July 11 2005 at 16:58
Opeth - My Arms, Your Orifice (My proud gem, others are mediocre)

Genesis - The Lamb Spreads Eagle on Broadway (maybe)

Camel - The Goose (male on male maybe)

Pink Floyd - The Stall

Rush - Permanent Craves (just saying slaves might not be the best idea)

Pain of Salvation - 12men:5women

Marillion - Clutching at Bedsheets

The album remains the same.

Rick Wakeman - The six wives of Henry VIII (already works)

Mahavishnu Orchestra - Inner Mounting Flame

Anekdoten - From Within

Arena - The Visitor

Genesis - Selling England By the Pound (maybe softcore, lifetime kind of story)






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Posted By: WillieThePimp
Date Posted: July 11 2005 at 17:00
Oh and Opeth - Morning "rise" and maybe for you nervous type "The Sexual Tension Experiment"

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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: July 11 2005 at 17:02

some pink floyd

careful with her ass eugene

bring the boys back to my hole

comfortably f**ks

 



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Posted By: AngelRat
Date Posted: July 11 2005 at 17:05
Welcome back my friends to the gangbang that never ends..."

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Posted By: nacho
Date Posted: July 11 2005 at 17:20

Originally posted by WillieThePimp WillieThePimp wrote:


Pain of Salvation - 12men:5women

Nope, I don't think that works; however, if we transform 12:5 into

Pain of Salvation - 12'5''

I guess that's really painful...

 



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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 11 2005 at 17:37
Originally posted by nacho nacho wrote:


Nope, I don't think that works; however, if we transform 12:5 into

Pain of Salvation - 12'5''

I guess that's really painful...

 

[/QUOTE]

Well I've never had any complaints



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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom




Posted By: nacho
Date Posted: July 11 2005 at 17:42
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Originally posted by nacho nacho wrote:


Nope, I don't think that works; however, if we transform 12:5 into

Pain of Salvation - 12'5''

I guess that's really painful...

 

Well I've never had any complaints

[/QUOTE]



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Posted By: synthguy
Date Posted: July 11 2005 at 20:49
Hmmm...
Moody Blues
Days of fellaticio Passed
Crimson
(In The) Wake up Inside Her...Err...
Rush
A Show of Glands
(someone had to post that one already)

Is this healthy thinking?


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Wearing feelings on our faces when our faces took a rest...


Posted By: Drachen Theaker
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 07:31
Sorry I 'came a bit late' to this forum:

Wishbone Ash - Cunnilingus

Gentle Giant - Octopussy

Moody Blues - In Search of the Lost Condom

Jethro Tull - Stand Up (no change required)

Focus - Focus Cum on Proby (someone poke out my
mind's eye)

Al Stewart - Back Passages

Anything by Rush (cos Neil Peart looks like a porn
star)

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Posted By: proger
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 10:29

oh my what a group of sick mind people!  haha



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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 11:58

Yes - Tales From Topographic Toilets

Cum Crimson - In The Court of The Crimson Cum

Genesis - A Dick of The Tail, Abac**t, Invisible C**t

Gentle Giant - In a Ass House

Jethro Tull - Aquacum

ELP - Love Bit*h

ELP - C**t Salad Surgery

Supertramp - C**t of The Century

AC/DC - Dick Voltage, Let There be Dick, For Those About to Fu*k (We Blow You)

Iron Maiden - Powerc**t, Somewhere in Ass, Number of The Dick

Metallica - And cu*t For All, Ride The Dick

Frank Zappa - Weasels Ripped my Dick (or raped), Joe's Condom

...Time to stop now before i get kicked out of the forum



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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 12:17

Just thought of one more, then I'm done (for now).

Jethro Tull- It Betta-Fit (instead of Benefit)



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Posted By: paulindigo
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 12:39
maybe i missed it in the previous posts
(for sick bizarre sex fans only)
Atom Fart Mother


Posted By: lynton samuel
Date Posted: July 13 2005 at 02:51
VdGG - Godmuff

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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: July 13 2005 at 12:43

do you hear to

PORN lindh project ??

PORNcupine tree?

 



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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: July 13 2005 at 21:04

Dream Theater - When dick & gay unite (good album BTW)

 



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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 13 2005 at 22:38
Originally posted by memowakeman memowakeman wrote:

some pink floyd

careful with her ass eugene

bring the boys back to my hole

comfortably f**ks

 

Bj-1:

For the crimson one:



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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 12:39

I got three more that are good:

Ayreon- Into Her Electric Ass*ole

Ayreon- The Universal Vibrator

Ayreon- The Human Seperation



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Posted By: AngelRat
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 15:06
The Who - Quadrophallia

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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 16:57
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

I got three more that are good:

Ayreon- Into Her Electric Ass*ole

Ayreon- The Universal Vibrator

Ayreon- The Human Seperation

the universal vibrator

jaja im going to cry



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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 11:53
Queen - We will f**k you
Emerson licks Palmer


Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 12:06

Originally posted by fm0210 fm0210 wrote:

Emerson licks Palmer



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Posted By: greenback
Date Posted: July 16 2005 at 14:03

this one:

Kiss My Axe



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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: August 05 2005 at 12:42

Marillion- A Script, for the Jester's queer



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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: August 05 2005 at 12:51
Gnidrolog - Lady C**t

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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!


Posted By: Eetu Pellonpaa
Date Posted: August 05 2005 at 13:49
Originally posted by nousommedusolei nousommedusolei wrote:

Pink Floyd- Umma Cumma

I think the original name of this double album already meant... that, you know.

These are not all prog, but they will soon available at the porn archives.

BUDGIE - "Never Turn Your Back On A Gay"

CREAM - "Disabled Girls"

DREAM THEATER - "A Change of Position"

ROBERT FRIPP and THE LEAGUE OF CRAFTY RAPISTS (whole discography)

GREENSLADE - "Speculum Guest"

HAWKWIND - "Ejaculation"

THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE - "Are You Castrated?"

JEHTRO TULL - "f**k Island"

LANDBERK - "One Man f**ks Another", "Indian Cummer"

PAT METHENY GROUP - "A Letter from Homo"

MOTÖRHEAD - "Another Perfect Gay"

THE SPACIOUS MIND - "Orgasmic Mind Solution"

WIGWAM - "Hard n' Horny" (not altered!), "Fairyporn"

Sorry if these offended someone...



Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: August 11 2005 at 21:59

I got one more:

Metropoles Part Deux: Scenes from a Mammary...



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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: August 11 2005 at 22:15
Dream Theater - One last time (no change required)

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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: August 11 2005 at 22:50

Dream Theater songs:

  • The Dance of Virginity
  • The Filling Man
  • Take Your Time
  • Pull Me Under (No need changing)
  • A Change of Sheets
  • Six Inches of Inner Turbulence
  • The "Ass" Prison
  • The Great Master-Debate
  • A Man Beside Himself
  • The Answer Lies Within (Same as Pull Me Under)


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Posted By: RaphaelT
Date Posted: August 26 2005 at 09:49

 

Aren't you guys writing titles for "Son Of A Beach" episodes? My favorite character's name is B.J. Cummings.

Emerson licks Palmer  - I've seen a concert video starting with waking the trio sleeping in one bed - eurgh



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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: August 30 2005 at 23:10

Originally posted by Drachen Theaker Drachen Theaker wrote:



Al Stewart - Back Passages

No no, that's "Hind Passagesthere's something back there that you left behind

(also features the hit "Schlong on the Radio")

And don't forget "Rear of the Cat Don't bother asking for explanations -- he'll just tell you that he came in the rear of the cat

Not to mention "24-inch Carrots"

and "Past, Present and Felcher"

ShockedAl, you rogue, you!



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Posted By: bek_
Date Posted: August 30 2005 at 23:54
!!!

Dream Theater
  • Master of Orgies
  • Anoter F**k
  • The Orgasim Carries On
  • Lost Within You
  • Pull Me In
  • Only a Meater of Tramp

Fantomas
  • RudeMary's  Butt
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Sleep with Me

Opeth
  • Remember Blondie
  • Still Hot Beneath the Sheets
  • The Arousal Corner
  • Under the Woman's Muff
  • To Bid You F***kwell

Pink Floyd
  • Comfortably Swell

The Dillenger Escape Plan
  • Rock, Pole, Sl*t

Tool
  • Prison Sex (original)
  • Sixty Nine & 1
  • Dicks and Ladies
  • Part Me

k im done





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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: September 01 2005 at 05:30
^

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: September 01 2005 at 18:29
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Dream Theater songs:

  • The Dance of Virginity
  • The Filling Man
  • Take Your Time
  • Pull Me Under (No need changing)
  • A Change of Sheets
  • Six Inches of Inner Turbulence
  • The "Ass" Prison
  • The Great Master-Debate
  • A Man Beside Himself
  • The Answer Lies Within (Same as Pull Me Under)



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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: September 01 2005 at 21:31
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Dream Theater songs:

  • The Dance of Virginity
  • The Filling Man
  • Take Your Time
  • Pull Me Under (No need changing)
  • A Change of Sheets
  • Six Inches of Inner Turbulence
  • The "Ass" Prison
  • The Great Master-Debate
  • A Man Beside Himself
  • The Answer Lies Within (Same as Pull Me Under)

Which one didya like the best?



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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: September 01 2005 at 22:07
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Dream Theater songs:

  • The Dance of Virginity
  • The Filling Man
  • Take Your Time
  • Pull Me Under (No need changing)
  • A Change of Sheets
  • Six Inches of Inner Turbulence
  • The "Ass" Prison
  • The Great Master-Debate
  • A Man Beside Himself
  • The Answer Lies Within (Same as Pull Me Under)

Which one didya like the best?

Deffinatly "The 'Ass' prison"



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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: September 01 2005 at 22:28
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Dream Theater songs:

  • The Dance of Virginity
  • The Filling Man
  • Take Your Time
  • Pull Me Under (No need changing)
  • A Change of Sheets
  • Six Inches of Inner Turbulence
  • The "Ass" Prison
  • The Great Master-Debate
  • A Man Beside Himself
  • The Answer Lies Within (Same as Pull Me Under)

Which one didya like the best?

Deffinatly "The 'Ass' prison"

I concur.



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Posted By: ProgShine
Date Posted: September 04 2005 at 02:40

by the way

Any Condon You Like by Pink Floyd



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Posted By: Matti
Date Posted: September 05 2005 at 04:23

Also classical composers were into porn!   I hope most of these classics are familiar to you:

Beethoven: Symphony No 3 "Erotica"
Vivaldi: The Whore Seasons
Mozart: The Horny Concerto
Dvorak: Serenade in Strings (this type of lingerie has inspired almost all composers...)
Chopin: Sex-Fantasie-impromptu
Berlioz: Sex-Fantastic Symphony
Mussorgsky: Pictures of an Exhibitionist (also covered by ELP)
   -  "  -    Night With a Bald Madam
Saint-Saens: Symphony No 3 "Orgasm Symphony"
Grieg: Peer at the C*nt
Prokofieff: Petra and the Wolf
Mendelssohn: Midsummer Night's Sex Dream
Wagner: The F*cking Dutchman
Gerhswin: Orgy and Bess
Holst: Mars and Venus in Bed (from 'Planets')

Not to forget Scriabin's Poem of Extasy (a real title). Also Purcell's Fairy Queen might have certain orientations... Ok, some of these are tasteless but some I think are amusing, I hope you agree.



Posted By: Damen
Date Posted: September 05 2005 at 04:40

Yes:

  • She Gave Me The Clap
  • Sweet Creams
  • No Opportunity Neccesary, No Experience Needed (works well on it's own)
  • Ass Traveller
  • And You and I and the Pizza Guy
  • Her Gates of Delirium
  • Don't Kill My Whale
  • I need Release, Release
  • f**king in my White Car
  • Owner of a Lonely Cock
  • State of Foreplay
  • Endless Cream
  • Open Your Legs
  • No Way We Can Splooge
  • Man in My Moon
  • Can I Touch it?
  • Give Head Each Day
  • Is It Cum

Just a few.



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-Chris Squire


Posted By: paulindigo
Date Posted: September 05 2005 at 10:38
Pink Floyd: Another Prick in the Hole


Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: September 05 2005 at 10:42
Originally posted by Matti Matti wrote:

Also classical composers were into porn!   I hope most of these classics are familiar to you:

Beethoven: Symphony No 3 "Erotica"
Vivaldi: The Whore Seasons
Mozart: The Horny Concerto
Dvorak: Serenade in Strings (this type of lingerie has inspired almost all composers...)
Chopin: Sex-Fantasie-impromptu
Berlioz: Sex-Fantastic Symphony
Mussorgsky: Pictures of an Exhibitionist (also covered by ELP)
   -  "  -    Night With a Bald Madam
Saint-Saens: Symphony No 3 "Orgasm Symphony"
Grieg: Peer at the C*nt
Prokofieff: Petra and the Wolf
Mendelssohn: Midsummer Night's Sex Dream
Wagner: The F*cking Dutchman
Gerhswin: Orgy and Bess
Holst: Mars and Venus in Bed (from 'Planets')

Not to forget Scriabin's Poem of Extasy (a real title). Also Purcell's Fairy Queen might have certain orientations... Ok, some of these are tasteless but some I think are amusing, I hope you agree.





Classical is not rock!!!Do not porn the classical!!





 

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Posted By: Eetu Pellonpaa
Date Posted: September 05 2005 at 12:44

Originally posted by Matti Matti wrote:

Mozart: The Horny Concerto

I think this was one of his original titles, concidering Mozart's personality!



Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: September 05 2005 at 20:40

"Do not porn the classical"

 



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Posted By: jefmoret
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 14:15
How about..(my apologies in advance if I duplicate/emulate, anything from earlier in the thread, I only read about 3/4 of the entries)

Rush- 21 Twelve-Inchers
Rush-just about every song title from the 1st album, no change required
Rush-Freewillie
Rush-The Anal Log Kid

Pendragon-The Pleasuring of Hope
Pendragon-Back End in the Spotlight
Pendragon-Guardian of my Pole

Genesis-The Fountain of Some Asses
Genesis-The Guarnteed Internal Sodomy Man (from "Shtupper's Ready")
Genesis-Nipples
Genesis-Swallow You, Swallow Me
Genesis-Taking it All Too Hard (no change required)

Marillion- What-a-hole (Expresso Bung-o)
Marillion-Lords of the Backside
Marillion- Hard Ass Love

..might come back and "stick in" some more later


Posted By: Dazo
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 19:26

Stained ass - Judas Priest

Five finger shuffle - 10 cc

w**king man - Rush

 

 



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That was never an argument.


Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 19:42

Marks Tongue in Ass, Lick!



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Posted By: Dazo
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 19:51

The Fist - Yes (Fragile)

Benny the bonker - ELP

Master of the rings - Helloween

 



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That was never an argument.


Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: September 09 2005 at 06:27

Kraftwerk and James Brown: "The Sex Machine"

 Funny and Rubbish joke!



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Posted By: RaphaelT
Date Posted: September 09 2005 at 09:56

 

Lick My Love Pump - Spinal Tap

I Get Up, I Get Up, I'm Cumming - Yes

Without f**k You Cannot Start The Day - Yes



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yet you still have time!


Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: September 09 2005 at 09:58
Originally posted by Bj-1 Bj-1 wrote:

"Do not porn the classical"

 




 

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Posted By: Throgh
Date Posted: September 14 2005 at 05:27
Originally posted by paulindigo paulindigo wrote:

Pink Floyd: Another Prick in the Hole



another dick in the hole

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be happy


Posted By: Throgh
Date Posted: September 14 2005 at 05:30
"Black dick" Led Zeppelin


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be happy


Posted By: Throgh
Date Posted: September 14 2005 at 05:32
Every gay you take - Police
Judy is a f**k rocker - Ramones



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be happy


Posted By: raychool
Date Posted: September 15 2005 at 13:12
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

"emerson licks palmer"

thats the funniest thing ive ever heard .. my eyes are crying...


Posted By: Flyingbebert
Date Posted: September 15 2005 at 14:12


What about the following :

King Crimson =
"In the c*nt of the threesome queen"
"the w*nking of the pussy idol"
"Liz Hard"
"High glands"
"Raide" (that's french for "stiff")

But some of the previous stuff written was already very good...I couldn't help laughing at "Genesis-Nipples", "Emerson Licks Palmer", "Yes-The fist" "careful with her ass eugene" and so on..



Posted By: Dream Theater
Date Posted: September 15 2005 at 22:24

Dream Theater

-Lifting Shadows Off A Dick

-The Louder Girl

-Anal Lee

-Overture (No need changing)

-A Fortune In Sex

 

Yes

-Lift Me Up (No need changing)

-Owner Of A Lonely Dick

 



Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: September 18 2005 at 19:33

Amon Duul II - Phallus Dei (no changing needed - it means 'God's Cock', apparently).

Brand X - Why should I lend you mine when you've broken yours off already....(no change

Genesis - Afterblow

Yes - If Only You Blew

Atomic Rooster - Head in the Sky (no change)

Gryphon - Touch and Blow (also ELPowell - Touch and Blow)

Jefferson Starship - Girl with the Hungry Thighs

.....to name a few....



Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: September 21 2005 at 18:14
  • Pain Of Salvation - Fandildo
  • Jean-Michel Jarre - Chronolorgie 1
  • Frank Zappa - Walrus En Regalia (not porn, but whatever)
  • Van Der Graaf Generator - Ass With No Door
  • Supertramp - Hide In Your Smell
  • AC/DC - She's Got Balls (no change required)
  • Brand X - The "Plook" (if you have heard Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage, then you know what i mean)

 



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Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: September 21 2005 at 19:57
Originally posted by Matti Matti wrote:

Also classical composers were into porn!   I hope most of these classics are familiar to you:

Beethoven: Symphony No 3 "Erotica"
Vivaldi: The Whore Seasons
Mozart: The Horny Concerto
Dvorak: Serenade in Strings (this type of lingerie has inspired almost all composers...)
Chopin: Sex-Fantasie-impromptu
Berlioz: Sex-Fantastic Symphony
Mussorgsky: Pictures of an Exhibitionist (also covered by ELP)
   -  "  -    Night With a Bald Madam
Saint-Saens: Symphony No 3 "Orgasm Symphony"
Grieg: Peer at the C*nt
Prokofieff: Petra and the Wolf
Mendelssohn: Midsummer Night's Sex Dream
Wagner: The F*cking Dutchman
Gerhswin: Orgy and Bess
Holst: Mars and Venus in Bed (from 'Planets')

Not to forget Scriabin's Poem of Extasy (a real title). Also Purcell's Fairy Queen might have certain orientations... Ok, some of these are tasteless but some I think are amusing, I hope you agree.


how about Edward Elgar - "The Orgasm Variations"?


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A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta


Posted By: Angeldust
Date Posted: September 23 2005 at 20:53

Ok this may not be porn but what about

Rush - Closer to the fart ?

 



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Posted By: Arnold Layne
Date Posted: September 23 2005 at 23:19

I wanted to pick ones that you dont have to change the name

  • elderly woman behind the counter in a small town - Pearl jam
  • The Garden of Jane Delawney - Trees
  • Hard and Tenderly - The Residents
  • Violent Pornography - system of a down
  • Rise and Fall - Palas
  • White room - Cream

and as for CDs i have another related to Cream

  • The Cream of Clapton


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Posted By: Angeldust
Date Posted: September 23 2005 at 23:23

Now really wanna see some real porn rock ????????? Check out these guys..

 

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Posted By: nousommedusolei
Date Posted: September 24 2005 at 23:59

Frank Zappa-Twat Rats

 



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I don't believe in devils
I only believe in you


Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: September 29 2005 at 11:32
Whitesnake - Anal Love In The Heart Of The City.



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