| Author |
 Topic Search  Topic Options
|
silverpot 
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: March 19 2008
Location: Sweden
Status: Offline
Points: 841
|
 Topic: How do you recognise a dumb Progger?
Posted: June 01 2013 at 08:59 |
 Snow Dog wrote:
Sorry...I meant the z users are Americans. NOT morons. Definitely NOT morons. Americans. |
|
 |
smartpatrol
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 15 2012
Location: My Bedroom
Status: Offline
Points: 14169
|
Posted: May 31 2013 at 20:07 |
|
Someone who's dumb and likes Prog
|
|
CPicard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 03 2008
Location: Là, sui monti.
Status: Offline
Points: 10841
|
Posted: May 31 2013 at 19:54 |
|
The dumb progger thinks that the "9/8" in "Apocalypse in 9/8" refers to a location (latitude and longitude).
|
|
Tapfret
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: August 12 2007
Location: Bryant, Wa
Status: Offline
Points: 8581
|
Posted: May 31 2013 at 18:34 |
HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:
....
Thinks [insert any prog band name here] is underrated because they don't have a large following.*
....
*My all time biggest prog pet peeve.
|
That's nice because... Thinks people just hate on [insert any prog band name here] and believe they are superior because they have a large following.*
....
*My all time biggest prog pet peeve.
|
|
|
|
Gerinski
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 10 2010
Location: Barcelona Spain
Status: Offline
Points: 5154
|
Posted: May 31 2013 at 15:03 |
when asked if he likes Pink Floyd he gets a big smile on his face and starts air-singing 'We don't need no... education...'
thinks that Syd Barrett is the singer of Pendragon.
thinks that Roger Dean was that rebel without a cause who got killed on his Porsche.
|
|
HemispheresOfXanadu
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 28 2012
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 4339
|
Posted: May 31 2013 at 13:50 |
^Everyone knows the Top Gear guys. 
Thinks Big Time Rush are influenced by Rush.
Thinks Slash used that riff first.
Thinks [insert any prog band name here] is underrated because they don't have a large following.*
Regularly listens to The Wall on shuffle.
*My all time biggest prog pet peeve.
|
|
Gerinski
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 10 2010
Location: Barcelona Spain
Status: Offline
Points: 5154
|
Posted: May 29 2013 at 15:53 |
|
... thinks Richard Hammond and James May must be prog musicians (apologies to non-British people who may not know who they are).
|
|
Morsenator
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 13 2009
Location: Finland
Status: Offline
Points: 397
|
Posted: May 27 2013 at 04:50 |
|
Thinks Mike Oldfield is a horror movie soundtrack composer
Starts to listen to any experimental album, stops after ten seconds and tries to fix his CD player
Thinks that any album ending 30-minute epic must be really a 15 minute song with a hidden track
|
|
|
|
Snow Dog
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: March 23 2005
Location: Caerdydd
Status: Offline
Points: 32995
|
Posted: May 27 2013 at 03:53 |
Sorry...I meant the z users are Americans. NOT morons. Definitely NOT morons. Americans.
|
|
|
|
progbethyname
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 30 2012
Location: HiFi Headmania
Status: Offline
Points: 7850
|
Posted: May 26 2013 at 23:44 |
|
9/10 genius's are Terrible spellers. Apparently, Albert Einstein couldn't spell for sh*t. Anyway, it's something I don't nit-pick about, but I guess if I were part of the errors and omissions team I'd be all over that sh*t, but in a nice way of course.
|
|
Gimmie my headphones now!!! 🎧🤣
|
|
JJLehto
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
Status: Offline
Points: 34550
|
Posted: May 26 2013 at 18:42 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Agreed. The z users are the morons. |
In reference to the title 
Edited by JJLehto - May 26 2013 at 18:42
|
|
Tapfret
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: August 12 2007
Location: Bryant, Wa
Status: Offline
Points: 8581
|
Posted: May 26 2013 at 18:26 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Agreed. The z users are the morons. |
The z just looks like an s when you Brits are driving on the wrong  ing side of the road.
Edited by Tapfret - May 26 2013 at 18:27
|
|
|
|
Stool Man
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 30 2007
Location: Anti-Cool (anag
Status: Offline
Points: 2689
|
Posted: May 26 2013 at 04:14 |
'recognise' gets 50.9 million hits on Google.com
|
|
rotten hound of the burnie crew
|
|
Snow Dog
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: March 23 2005
Location: Caerdydd
Status: Offline
Points: 32995
|
Posted: May 26 2013 at 04:13 |
Agreed. The z users are the morons.
|
|
|
|
Gerinski
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 10 2010
Location: Barcelona Spain
Status: Offline
Points: 5154
|
Posted: May 26 2013 at 04:11 |
spells 'Melontron'
never listened to King Crimson because he is republican
Edited by Gerinski - May 26 2013 at 04:13
|
|
Gerinski
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 10 2010
Location: Barcelona Spain
Status: Offline
Points: 5154
|
Posted: May 26 2013 at 04:06 |
|
|
|
progbethyname
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 30 2012
Location: HiFi Headmania
Status: Offline
Points: 7850
|
Posted: May 25 2013 at 23:59 |
|
When somebody thinks.......
Nightwish is a satist cult.
Judas Priest is Progressive Metal
Meshuggha is a type of sugar.
|
|
Gimmie my headphones now!!! 🎧🤣
|
|
progbethyname
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 30 2012
Location: HiFi Headmania
Status: Offline
Points: 7850
|
Posted: May 25 2013 at 23:55 |
AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:
In an interview with Pink Floyd, states "by the way, which one's Pink?" (actually occurred many times in the early days!)Listens to Magma and says "this is great I have always loved the French language in prog" Think they know a lot about Genesis but have never heard of Peter Gabriel. Still think Jon Anderson fronts Yes. Listens to the Emerson side of "Works" and says "what is this classical crap? Why don't you put some decent music on such as ELP?" Hears "Plague of Lighthouse Keepers" and thinks its a great song about the profession of maintaining a lighthouse. Wonders why Genesis did not release better albums that were as awesome as "ABACAB" or "Invisible Touch". Thinks that the latest movie "Rush" is a sequel to "Beyond the Lighted Stage" Thinks Yes were a one hit wonder with "Owner of a Lonely Heart" Thinks Procol Harum only released one decent song with "Whiter Shade of Pale"
|
Oh Scott. These are great. I knew you would kick ass at this thread. 
|
|
Gimmie my headphones now!!! 🎧🤣
|
|
progbethyname
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 30 2012
Location: HiFi Headmania
Status: Offline
Points: 7850
|
Posted: May 25 2013 at 23:53 |
Horizons wrote:
Likes Hogarth more than Fish (era) |
Yeeeeesss!! Right on.
|
|
Gimmie my headphones now!!! 🎧🤣
|
|
AtomicCrimsonRush
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: July 02 2008
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 14258
|
Posted: May 25 2013 at 18:48 |
In an interview with Pink Floyd, states "by the way, which one's Pink?" (actually occurred many times in the early days!)
Listens to Magma and says "this is great I have always loved the French language in prog"
Think they know a lot about Genesis but have never heard of Peter Gabriel.
Still think Jon Anderson fronts Yes.
Listens to the Emerson side of "Works" and says "what is this classical crap? Why don't you put some decent music on such as ELP?"
Hears "Plague of Lighthouse Keepers" and thinks its a great song about the profession of maintaining a lighthouse.
Wonders why Genesis did not release better albums that were as awesome as "ABACAB" or "Invisible Touch".
Thinks that the latest movie "Rush" is a sequel to "Beyond the Lighted Stage"
Thinks Yes were a one hit wonder with "Owner of a Lonely Heart"
Thinks Procol Harum only released one decent song with "Whiter Shade of Pale"
Edited by AtomicCrimsonRush - May 25 2013 at 18:52
|
|
|
|
Donate monthly and keep PA fast-loading and ad-free forever.
/PAlogo_v2.gif "Progarchives.com Homepage")
How do you recognise a dumb Progger?
