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Blacksword
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Topic: Advertising Onslaught Posted: February 19 2013 at 07:16 |
Generally I mute the sound or change the channel when adverts come on. I can't stand them.
I can't remember the time I actually sat through an entire ad break. Probably some time in the 90's. I don't know why I hate them so much. It's probably soething to do with the kind of skin crawling, grating huour that is often used, especially in car insurence ads featuring fat opera singers and meerkats in smoking jackets for some inexplicable reason.
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Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: February 01 2013 at 14:38 |
I would have included Christmas ads.
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Icarium
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Posted: February 01 2013 at 06:41 |
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Jim Garten
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Posted: February 01 2013 at 06:08 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Dean wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
Other tablets are also available. |
Some are hard to swallow, they're called suppositories. |
Bummer. |
And for all the good they are, you may as well...
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 19:29 |
... oh, someone's advertising coleslaw.*
* Yeah, yeah, I know, puns went out of fashion a long time ago, but please, let me have this one just this last time.
Edited by Dayvenkirq - January 31 2013 at 19:29
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JJLehto
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 18:54 |
Naturally the political ads. They've driven me to contemplate mass murder and/or suicide.
Tax commercials are hilarious. I can't imagine tax people being that personable and happy, or that excited to do their job. The whole feel of those commercials are just funny
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Man With Hat
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 16:08 |
I've never seen an ad for 'Fish drink their own pee and sleep in it. Stupid fish.' But now I feel left out!!
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The Doctor
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 14:20 |
That was me that voted for that one.
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Kati
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 14:12 |
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Snow Dog
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 12:58 |
Dean wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
Other tablets are also available. |
Some are hard to swallow, they're called suppositories. |
Bummer.
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Dean
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 12:14 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Other tablets are also available. |
Some are hard to swallow, they're called suppositories.
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What?
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Dean
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 12:12 |
It's always nice to have goals.
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Roland113
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 11:06 |
Well this explains why Cloris Leachman is trending.
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The T
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 09:10 |
Dean wrote:
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Not fools are those who have both |
That depends on your definition of fool. |
One that stands at least above 15% abothe the official foolness line.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 08:57 |
Other tablets are also available.
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Dean
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 08:24 |
The T wrote:
Not fools are those who have both |
That depends on your definition of fool.
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The T
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 08:06 |
^Fools are those who switch a laptop for an iPad.
Not fools are those who have both
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thellama73
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 06:53 |
Dean wrote:
It seems to be a stock answer, is not applicable here? My mistake. |
I only use it when people are arguing for government intervention to stop a product they don't like. In this case, I am merely complaining. I think people who trade in their laptops for shiny new iPads with a fraction of the capability and a clunkier interface are fools who are more influenced by marketing than logic, but they have every right to be fools.
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Dean
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 06:46 |
It seems to be a stock answer, is not applicable here? My mistake.
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thellama73
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 06:39 |
Dean wrote:
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iPads are not computers! How has Apple managed to trick the world into switching to an inferior product? |
No one's forcing you to buy one. |
I never claimed that they were, and I don't see how that's relevant. Do I have to approve of everything I'm not forced to buy?
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