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    Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:55
  As you wish. Today is DAY ONE. There will be at least one picture or fan-fiction (probably erotic, but I may have trouble coming up with material towards the end and may have to settle for mundane poorly written self-inserts) for each day, although I may combine the updates for multiple days into one post if I am too busy/lazy/distracted to get to it on the particular day. 



Be advised that further posts will be in the Shred. 


Edited by Henry Plainview - December 11 2010 at 00:58
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Ah, and from the Onion?
Not something more obscure man?

And I expect to see a Cullen tattoo the whole space of your back.
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Originally posted by Henry Plainview Henry Plainview wrote:

I actually stole that joke, I can't live with the guilt any longer As punishment, I sentence myself to being on duty as the captain of Team Jacob for the next 6 months. Prepare for the poorly drawn twilight fan art and tattoos.

Pics pl0x
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I actually stole that joke, I can't live with the guilt any longer As punishment, I sentence myself to being on duty as the captain of Team Jacob for the next 6 months. Prepare for the poorly drawn twilight fan art and tattoos.
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Henry, lots of people love spicy food. I do.

HP: Oh no, I really love spicy food.

And you could rage against the machine, but money won't come out....
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Points: 16715 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:22
Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Originally posted by Henry Plainview Henry Plainview wrote:

Sorry JJ, but I take the traditional American view towards drugs. If it doesn't say Bud Lite on the can, it's immoral and a menace to society.


Yes, so you've mentioned 97 times (oh I've counted).
I wanted to believe you were trolling, but given what you've said about fatty foods and other sh*t I do believe you are sincere in your fascism.

Not that you want Miley anyway now that she's legal.

Who's next then?

I thought that was pretty clearly a joke about America, especially since I don't drink either. 

I'm not sure what my next inappropriate obsession will be. Maybe I'll be really into spicy food. Vore Hentai, spicy food, and raging against the machine in the libertarian thread will be my only topics of discussion from now on.
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Originally posted by Henry Plainview Henry Plainview wrote:

Sorry JJ, but I take the traditional American view towards drugs. If it doesn't say Bud Lite on the can, it's immoral and a menace to society.


Yes, so you've mentioned 97 times (oh I've counted).
I wanted to believe you were trolling, but given what you've said about fatty foods and other sh*t I do believe you are sincere in your fascism.

Not that you want Miley anyway now that she's legal.

Who's next then?


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Sorry JJ, but I take the traditional American view towards drugs. If it doesn't say Bud Lite on the can, it's immoral and a menace to society.
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LOL ITS OK HENRY SHES NOT SMOKING THE REEFER!

It's just Salvia. And that sh*t is legal, mang
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I never could find any good pictures of her party, but I have something else: MILEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Originally posted by zappaholic zappaholic wrote:

On Fark it is taken as an article of faith that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, has been "hitting that" for years.

Similar rumors surround Joe and Jessica Simpson.

The people on Fark are really farked up.
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^ Dear God, picturing Billy Ray mid orgasm is disturbing enough. Why would you give us this specific visual, it's even worse.
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On Fark it is taken as an article of faith that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, has been "hitting that" for years.

Similar rumors surround Joe and Jessica Simpson.

Dead
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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the time is upon us


Time always wins.
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Originally posted by Padraic Padraic wrote:

Originally posted by Henry Plainview Henry Plainview wrote:

 (oral sex is a felony in Virginia!)

oops

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Points: 31169 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2010 at 21:38
Originally posted by Henry Plainview Henry Plainview wrote:

 (oral sex is a felony in Virginia!)

oops
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Points: 4335 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2010 at 21:31
Only a matter of hours now


Time always wins.
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Points: 66290 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2010 at 16:38

The news that Henry was waiting for.  http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/miley-cyrus-celebrates-18th-birthday-with-her-mom-and-demi-moore/92?nc
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Originally posted by someone_else someone_else wrote:

Originally posted by CCVP CCVP wrote:

Am I the only person in the world that thinks Miley isn't that good-looking? Ermm
 
No.


I agree.

I mean, why care about this teenager when there's Salma Hayek?...
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Points: 16715 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2010 at 12:58
No, all I was doing was summarizing the Wikipedia page. 
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Originally posted by Henry Plainview Henry Plainview wrote:

Yeah, Federal law defines a minor as under 18, so you have to be 18 to make porn, and then  there are a patchwork of different laws in the states because laws in the US have to be confusing. There are also anti-sodomy laws still on the books in many states (oral sex is a felony in Virginia!), which nobody pays any attention to, although I sometimes hear of people being charged with rape being charged with those additionally, just for fun.


You know way too much about this subject. Embarrassed
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