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Topic: A Thread for Henry

Posted By: manofmystery
Subject: A Thread for Henry
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 19:29

Almost there, Henry.

Just one more full day.

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Time always wins.

Replies:

Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 19:49

He probably won't respond on account of him traveling tonight.

Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:04

So it'll no longer be a felony?

/not that it matters much at this point

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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken

Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:07

I like here friend even better (liek 50%)

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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:14

lololol

Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:24

zappaholic wrote:

So it'll no longer be a felony?

Well what I'll be doing is still a felony.

I hope you'll update the title to be more descriptive once the http://www.mileycyrusage.com/ - official timer counts down. In the meantime, before the pictures of her birthday party go up Wednesday, let's enjoy what will probably be the last pictures of seductively illegal Miley. The photos are from the EMAs on November 8th, I can't verify the listed date on the gif but she has been wearing a similar outfit on her most recent tour.

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if you own a sodastream i hate you

Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:25

James wrote:

I come in and all I can hear is FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:26

Henry y'all are messed up

Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:28

Henry wrote:

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:39

Triceratopsoil wrote:

Henry y'all are messed up

Hey, I wasn't the one who took the picture and uploaded it.

http://www.mymostwanted.com/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/936459/size/big - Wow, there's actually an even higher resolution version of it , that's almost a little too close. Google's new image search is so awesome. Thanks to it, if you keep judging me I can crash your browser by http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/imagerecords/6000/6744/samerica_amo_2005260_lrg.jpg - inlining a 10,000x10,000 picture of clouds ! And if that doesn't make your computer chug for a second, there's a like 80mb gif of a weather pattern Wikipedia somewhere that I could find again.

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if you own a sodastream i hate you

Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:45

Henry Plainview wrote:

Triceratopsoil wrote:

Henry y'all are messed up

Hey, I wasn't the one who took the picture and uploaded it.

http://www.mymostwanted.com/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/936459/size/big - Wow, there's actually an even higher resolution version of it , that's almost a little too close. Google's new image search is so awesome. Thanks to it, if you keep judging me I can crash your browser by http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/49/Orion_Nebula_-_Hubble_2006_mosaic_edit.jpg - inlining a 9000x9000 picture of space !

Oh wow, that's...interesting. LOL

Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:47

Good lord Henry LOL

Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:48

sorry henners, cloud picture can't match this computer

Posted By: CCVP
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:51

Am I the only person in the world that thinks Miley isn't that good-looking? Ermm

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Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:53

Henry Plainview wrote:

Triceratopsoil wrote:

Henry y'all are messed up

Hey, I wasn't the one who took the picture and uploaded it.

The cloud picture doesn't show up, but thanks for the space pic, it was amazing. My browser survived, too (though it was indeed a tough situation).

Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:54

CCVP wrote:

Am I the only person in the world that thinks Miley isn't that good-looking? Ermm

She looks awful by my tastes.

Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:55

harmonium.ro wrote:

CCVP wrote:

Am I the only person in the world that thinks Miley isn't that good-looking? Ermm

She looks awful by my tastes.

Selena is where it's really at. Pablo can back me up on this.

Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 22:10

First of all, the main appeal of Miley is that it's illegal. Second, if you think she looks "awful", you have odd standards.

I can't find the one I was talking about, or I'm misremembering, http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Hurricane_Igor_IR_animation.gif - but here's a 30mb gif so that's something .

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if you own a sodastream i hate you

Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 22:11

I see noone is posting around here, which means everyone is struggling to make the browser work again LOL

harmonium.ro wrote:

Henry Plainview wrote:

Triceratopsoil wrote:

Henry y'all are messed up

Hey, I wasn't the one who took the picture and uploaded it.

The cloud picture doesn't show up, but thanks for the space pic, it was amazing. My browser survived, too (though it was indeed a tough situation).

Unfortunately the Nebula pic doesn't display anymore in my browser, either. Disapprove

Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 22:14

Henry Plainview wrote:

First of all, the main appeal of Miley is that it's illegal. Second, if you think she looks "awful", you have odd standards.

I can't find the one I was talking about, or I'm misremembering, http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Hurricane_Igor_IR_animation.gif - but here's a 30mb gif so that's something .

I don't think she looks "objectively" awful, there's no such thing. I mentioned my tastes in there. I can understand people liking her. For me though the appeal is zero.

Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 22:16

Henry Plainview wrote:

First of all, the main appeal of Miley is that it's illegal. Second, if you think she looks "awful", you have odd standards.

This is now my new Facebook status.

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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 22:16

harmonium.ro wrote:

Henry Plainview wrote:

First of all, the main appeal of Miley is that it's illegal. Second, if you think she looks "awful", you have odd standards.

I can't find the one I was talking about, or I'm misremembering, http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Hurricane_Igor_IR_animation.gif - but here's a 30mb gif so that's something .

I don't think she looks "objectively" awful, there's no such thing. I mentioned my tastes in there. I can understand people liking her. For me though the appeal is zero.

I'd agree.

And yes, I too prefer Selena as far as Disney goes. LOL

Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 23:29

I think her major appeal it that she seems to hate pants and also that she is super rich. That's not to say she ain't cute but she ain't near my top ten on my "hot chicks I will never even talk to" list.

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Time always wins.

Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 23:31

horsewithteeth11 wrote:

Henry Plainview wrote:

First of all, the main appeal of Miley is that it's illegal. Second, if you think she looks "awful", you have odd standards.

This is now my new Facebook status.

Let's all do this

Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 23:31

JJLehto wrote:

horsewithteeth11 wrote:

Henry Plainview wrote:

First of all, the main appeal of Miley is that it's illegal. Second, if you think she looks "awful", you have odd standards.

This is now my new Facebook status.

Let's all do this

That's what she said?

Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 23:35

A Person wrote:

JJLehto wrote:

horsewithteeth11 wrote:

Henry Plainview wrote:

First of all, the main appeal of Miley is that it's illegal. Second, if you think she looks "awful", you have odd standards.

This is now my new Facebook status.

Let's all do this

That's what she said?

Oh youuuuuuuuuu
Especially when that she is Miley!

Also the moment she becomes legal age Henry will lose all attraction, in fact probably loathe her.
We all know it.

Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 23:38

JJLehto wrote:

A Person wrote:

JJLehto wrote:

horsewithteeth11 wrote:

Henry Plainview wrote:

First of all, the main appeal of Miley is that it's illegal. Second, if you think she looks "awful", you have odd standards.

This is now my new Facebook status.

Let's all do this

That's what she said?

Oh youuuuuuuuuu
Especially when that she is Miley!

Also the moment she becomes legal age Henry will lose all attraction, in fact probably loathe her.
We all know it.

Yeah, this is probably true but Disney and Nickelodeon will always have plenty of chicks waiting in the wings to keep Henry's icy heart from shutting down forever.

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Time always wins.

Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 23:40

Excellent!

Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 23:52

How is Miley doing these days? Has she ruined Radiohead yet?

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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 23:55

The Sleepwalker wrote:

How is Miley doing these days? Has she ruined Radiohead yet?

I didn't think Radiohead needed anyone to ruin them :P

Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 21 2010 at 23:57

Triceratopsoil wrote:

The Sleepwalker wrote:

How is Miley doing these days? Has she ruined Radiohead yet?

I didn't think Radiohead needed anyone to ruin them :P

Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 00:17

May I suggest to you something to read while you are waiting?

This book has very good reviews by this dude:

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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 02:49

CCVP wrote:

Am I the only person in the world that thinks Miley isn't that good-looking? Ermm

No.

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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 04:32

In what way is she illegal as far as I can see she is 17?

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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 08:59

so this is what you do in your spare time

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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 09:10

Snow Dog wrote:

In what way is she illegal as far as I can see she is 17?

It's 18 in America, you horny Brit. LOL

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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 09:12

Snow Dog wrote:

In what way is she illegal as far as I can see she is 17?

Age of consent for anybody is 18 in most of the US, although there's typically Romeo and Juliet exemptions for people near the line.

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if you own a sodastream i hate you

Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 09:16

aginor wrote:

I like here friend even better (liek 50%)

I watched A.I. on Saturday and I was wondering what happened to the kid from the movie. I didn't realized he was the same kid from Sixth Sense. At any rate, I found out that this girl is his sister.

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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 10:02

Anthony H. wrote:

Snow Dog wrote:

In what way is she illegal as far as I can see she is 17?

It's 18 in America, you horny Brit. LOL

Henry Plainview wrote:

Snow Dog wrote:

In what way is she illegal as far as I can see she is 17?

Age of consent for anybody is 18 in most of the US, although there's typically Romeo and Juliet exemptions for people near the line.

Really? Did not know that. I suppose from your comment that some States vary?

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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 10:08

Yeah, Federal law defines a minor as under 18, so you have to be 18 to make porn, and then http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_in_the_USA#United_States - there are a patchwork of different laws in the states because laws in the US have to be confusing. There are also anti-sodomy laws still on the books in many states (oral sex is a felony in Virginia!), which nobody pays any attention to, although I sometimes hear of people being charged with rape being charged with those additionally, just for fun.

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if you own a sodastream i hate you

Posted By: The Neck Romancer
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 10:17

Tattoo under left breast ftw

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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 12:47

Henry Plainview wrote:

Yeah, Federal law defines a minor as under 18, so you have to be 18 to make porn, and then http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_in_the_USA#United_States - there are a patchwork of different laws in the states because laws in the US have to be confusing. There are also anti-sodomy laws still on the books in many states (oral sex is a felony in Virginia!), which nobody pays any attention to, although I sometimes hear of people being charged with rape being charged with those additionally, just for fun.

You know way too much about this subject. Embarrassed

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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 12:58

No, all I was doing was summarizing the Wikipedia page.

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if you own a sodastream i hate you

Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 13:08

someone_else wrote:

CCVP wrote:

Am I the only person in the world that thinks Miley isn't that good-looking? Ermm

No.

I agree.

I mean, why care about this teenager when there's Salma Hayek?...

Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 16:38

The news that Henry was waiting for. http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/miley-cyrus-celebrates-18th-birthday-with-her-mom-and-demi-moore/92?nc - http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/miley-cyrus-celebrates-18th-birthday-with-her-mom-and-demi-moore/92?nc

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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 21:31

Only a matter of hours now

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Time always wins.

Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 21:38

Henry Plainview wrote:

(oral sex is a felony in Virginia!)

oops

Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 21:43

Padraic wrote:

Henry Plainview wrote:

(oral sex is a felony in Virginia!)

oops

Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: November 22 2010 at 23:45

the time is upon us

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Time always wins.

Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: November 23 2010 at 05:44

On Fark it is taken as an article of faith that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, has been "hitting that" for years.

Similar rumors surround Joe and Jessica Simpson.

Dead

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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken

Posted By: Billy Pilgrim
Date Posted: November 23 2010 at 06:02

^ Dear God, picturing Billy Ray mid orgasm is disturbing enough. Why would you give us this specific visual, it's even worse.

Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: December 10 2010 at 23:49

I never could find any good pictures of her party, but I have something else: http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/10/miley-cyrus-video-bong-hit-smoking-salvia-herb-pyschedelic-birthday-party-hannah-montana" rel="nofollow - MILEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

zappaholic wrote:

On Fark it is taken as an article of faith that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, has been "hitting that" for years.

Similar rumors surround Joe and Jessica Simpson.

The people on Fark are really farked up.

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if you own a sodastream i hate you

Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 10 2010 at 23:58

LOL ITS OK HENRY SHES NOT SMOKING THE REEFER!

It's just Salvia. And that sh*t is legal, mang

Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:10

Sorry JJ, but I take the traditional American view towards drugs. If it doesn't say Bud Lite on the can, it's immoral and a menace to society.

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:14

Henry Plainview wrote:

Sorry JJ, but I take the traditional American view towards drugs. If it doesn't say Bud Lite on the can, it's immoral and a menace to society.

Yes, so you've mentioned 97 times (oh I've counted).
I wanted to believe you were trolling, but given what you've said about fatty foods and other sh*t I do believe you are sincere in your fascism.

Not that you want Miley anyway now that she's legal.

Who's next then?

Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:22

JJLehto wrote:

Henry Plainview wrote:

Sorry JJ, but I take the traditional American view towards drugs. If it doesn't say Bud Lite on the can, it's immoral and a menace to society.

I thought that was pretty clearly a joke about America, especially since I don't drink either.

I'm not sure what my next inappropriate obsession will be. Maybe I'll be really into spicy food. Vore Hentai, spicy food, and raging against the machine in the libertarian thread will be my only topics of discussion from now on.

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:23

Henry, lots of people love spicy food. I do.

HP: Oh no, I really love spicy food.

And you could rage against the machine, but money won't come out....

Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:30

http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-committed-to-being-spicy-food-guy,6321/" rel="nofollow - I actually stole that joke, I can't live with the guilt any longer As punishment, I sentence myself to being on duty as the captain of Team Jacob for the next 6 months. Prepare for the poorly drawn twilight fan art and tattoos.

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if you own a sodastream i hate you

Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:32

Henry Plainview wrote:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-committed-to-being-spicy-food-guy,6321/" rel="nofollow - I actually stole that joke, I can't live with the guilt any longer As punishment, I sentence myself to being on duty as the captain of Team Jacob for the next 6 months. Prepare for the poorly drawn twilight fan art and tattoos.

Pics pl0x

Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:33

Ah, and from the Onion?
Not something more obscure man?

And I expect to see a Cullen tattoo the whole space of your back.

Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:55

As you wish. Today is DAY ONE. There will be at least one picture or fan-fiction (probably erotic, but I may have trouble coming up with material towards the end and may have to settle for mundane poorly written self-inserts) for each day, although I may combine the updates for multiple days into one post if I am too busy/lazy/distracted to get to it on the particular day.

Be advised that further posts will be in the Shred.

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