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    Posted: August 21 2010 at 02:26
Yo I'm sick of all that pre 89 jive
Opeth'll make ya take a dive
Walters a troll nothing more
Tool will put him on the floor

And walter does realize, if he makes music
Its post 89, hope he feels sick!
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This thread is so full of win Clap


Where's Walter to give a pre-89 early rap slam about the perils of modern music?
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Well, at least when I read that last one it was in a quick pace
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^ Odd that, because I'm a fan of the Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy myself. 
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I seem naturally a kin to a slower type feel while Dean seems to be a fan of spitting out more rapid fire lyrics
Interesting

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You'd a thought by now with all this prog enlightenment that we'd lift this rap from the gutter entitlement and the cuss words meant to show some dissent or repent from descent becomes my last lament to augment some discontent just for the sake of vanity we'd rise above such profanity to protect our sanity from the curse of humanity 'cos your malediction is my only prediction of just another contradiction where you complain of my diction to disdain from your conviction that any execration is justifiable proclamation of your right to be right with a flight of vituperation of words for fornication and excreta defecation is just my castigation against such declaration so raise your vocabulary beyond the ordinary because I'm the constabulary... f'other mucker.
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Italian Gangsta Prog
 
Foreign bros, you got everything wrong
turn off this sh*t, go change da song
no Rush, no Kansas, no f*cking Gong
 
Italian prog is da way forward
dislike the flute? shut up coward
Coz when whe puke spaghetti in the mic
da voice is better, so does the trick
 
And when I f*ck that girl in the grass
the tempo changes shake her *ss
coz I play PFM, whadda hit
and with Area songs, I touch her t*t !
 
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Rap is unforgiving Jordan


They see me in da club, with a joint in my hand
Wearin a custom tee, "Opeths biggest fan"
Think my rhymes are weak? You got no class
Shut your f*ckin mouth, or Ima cap yo ass

Jordan asked for my rap, so this is what I got
Kinda has a poetry flow does it not?
Well I don't care this sh*t aint my bag
Now I'm leaving, you lil.....hag




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Originally posted by Easy Money Easy Money wrote:

Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by Easy Money Easy Money wrote:

Re previous post, previous page:    very nice, your more contemporary, I'm stuck in the late 80s cos I quit listening a long time ago. That was stupid fun though. I'm working today and playing a party tonight in south Memphis, old school funk. ...Later

There's something missing in this rap that you're hissing while your wishing and a fishing for that rhyme from some time so long ago don't you know that it chimes with nursery crymes of the century times to the change of the season without treason or a momentary lapse of reason can they do battle to defeat us and rattle us without lines of irrational meters with the whines of reactional cheaters that relayer some litres that flow too close to the edge to earn some pledge too young to fledge because if you gonna be progressive you cannot be regressive so just say peace to the agressive and not be so dismissive of some punk who clunks to funk on the trunk of a chunk of history is a mystery too remiss to me 'cos there's something missing from this rap that you're hissing.

I was wondering when you were going to show up. Sure my rhymes suck, but on the plus side I think I totally dissed Vompattti's Mom


But it's his birthday. Cry
    
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Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by Easy Money Easy Money wrote:

Re previous post, previous page:    very nice, your more contemporary, I'm stuck in the late 80s cos I quit listening a long time ago. That was stupid fun though. I'm working today and playing a party tonight in south Memphis, old school funk. ...Later

There's something missing in this rap that you're hissing while your wishing and a fishing for that rhyme from some time so long ago don't you know that it chimes with nursery crymes of the century times to the change of the season without treason or a momentary lapse of reason can they do battle to defeat us and rattle us without lines of irrational meters with the whines of reactional cheaters that relayer some litres that flow too close to the edge to earn some pledge too young to fledge because if you gonna be progressive you cannot be regressive so just say peace to the agressive and not be so dismissive of some punk who clunks to funk on the trunk of a chunk of history is a mystery too remiss to me 'cos there's something missing from this rap that you're hissing.

I was wondering when you were going to show up. Sure my rhymes suck, but on the plus side I think I totally dissed Vompattti's Mom

Edited by Easy Money - August 20 2010 at 14:27
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Damn, there is some tight grooves up in hurr
Who thought the admins had it en them? Wink
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Originally posted by Easy Money Easy Money wrote:

Re previous post, previous page:    very nice, your more contemporary, I'm stuck in the late 80s cos I quit listening a long time ago. That was stupid fun though.
I'm working today and playing a party tonight in south Memphis, old school funk.
...Later
There's something missing in this rap that you're hissing while your wishing and a fishing for that rhyme from some time so long ago don't you know that it chimes with nursery crymes of the century times to the change of the season without treason or a momentary lapse of reason can they do battle to defeat us and rattle us without lines of irrational meters with the whines of reactional cheaters that relayer some litres that flow too close to the edge to earn some pledge too young to fledge because if you gonna be progressive you cannot be regressive so just say peace to the agressive and not be so dismissive of some punk who clunks to funk on the trunk of a chunk of history is a mystery too remiss to me 'cos there's something missing from this rap that you're hissing.
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Points: 4489 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2010 at 13:31
Originally posted by Super Duper Watermelon Man Super Duper Watermelon Man wrote:

Haha, I laugh at your pitiful knowledge of me and my antics. I pity thy knowledge-less human husks.
 
    
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Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Ha, nah....that was a direct message from the man himself. Not that watermelon demon that consumes his soul
How can you tell? Shocked
I've noticed sometimes the watermelon man pretends to be CZ himself speaking. 
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Ha, nah....that was a direct message from the man himself. Not that watermelon demon that consumes his soul
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Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

We have a challenge from beyond the grave.
It's on like Tupac now I guess...

To Easy Money: Check it.

I don’t hold back ‘cause I’m ultraviolent
Add some months to my absence and see if I’m silent
You better calm down or there’s going to be stabbin’
All I ever asked was for you to stop fappin’

Confusion will be your epitaph
You get a shower while you’re taking a shower
Yeah, that’s a bloodbath
I got no limits in the way I torture
You forfeit the game and I’ll scorch ya
I dare you to step to this layer of insanity
The kind that makes you cringe at humanity
sh*t, your rhymes are pathetic
I told the world to f**k you ‘cause I felt sympathetic
I don’t have to be a rapper to kill your whack style
You saw 8 Mile awhile ago
Was it worthwhile? My flow is still better fo’ sho

You banned me out of fear that I would kill your career
But don’t you know you can’t interfere, ‘cause I can reappear
Doper than ever before, you can’t compete
Your rhymes are incomplete, indeed I proceed
To exceed the limits of your speed limit
Without any flow, you can’t touch this battleship
‘Cause I’m just the MC Generator
I can kill your whack lyrics with my very own translator
I’ve got bodies in piles dial 911, son
That’s anyone and everyone, you bitches gettin’ undone
I’m the parasite at 22 Fahrenheit
And with that I bid you niggas all good night

Love, CinemaZebra

So, Watermelon Man controls CZ's mind, and CZ controls JJ's mind. Is this watermelon man slowly trying to take over the whole world? Shocked
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Re previous post, previous page:    very nice, your more contemporary, I'm stuck in the late 80s cos I quit listening a long time ago. That was stupid fun though.
I'm working today and playing a party tonight in south Memphis, old school funk.
...Later

Edited by Easy Money - August 20 2010 at 08:46
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Guys need to learn summat about rhyme schemes. I'll get back to the battle later but here's a verse I wrote that I was quite proud of, check the density of the rhymes.
 
All ends and beginnings, pads, pens, records spinning
Round and round, cyclical, are histories mysteries biblical, or literal?
For the laws of physics or the orbs of mystics?
Something spiritual, that can't be captured in language?
But I'ma go mythical and try with Atlantis
Advanced this island was, this time was, legendary
Power and prosperity, these people ruled the seven seas
Their kingdom it was heavenly, golden age, serenity
Then elemental entities revealed themselves as enemies
Plenty of warnings that the waters were rising
But that was for the future, others sons and daughters dying
So no need for action, go on laughing, living dreams
Well maybe they drew up a few draft emission schemes
Then the deluge hit and their pomp and all their glory
Is just a goofy myth, another corny story
But maybe that's how it goes, to and fro, ebb and flow
Kings to stories told over a dying fire's glow
Our future seeds riding steeds in search of h2O
Technology goes unknown beneath unmelting snow
And If the atmosphere was composed exactly so
When Noah's ocean covered all when it goes below zero
Would we thaw out? No, I think we're done
With the chemical fog above blocking out the sun
It's game over dog, good luck getting out of that one
 
The full song, unfinished as all my stuff is, was four verses, each one dealing with an element rejuvenating and destroying the world again. PROG-RAP YAY
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wuuuuuuuut?! Shocked
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

lolwut, i'm nut a rapper
but i'm a-gonna post here anyway
before going to the crapper.

vompatti on the crapper   smilin big lookin dapper
I f**ked his mama   then I slapped her
you best stay away   from the sarcastic rapper

Edited by Easy Money - August 20 2010 at 10:29
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