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moshkito 
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 Topic: If you were a porn star
Posted: March 22 2011 at 16:17 |
HI,
I always thought that Caravan's album ... "Cunning Stunts" was always the best named of all ... and you didn't need a star to have fun with it ... just change one letter from the first word with the 2 letters from the 2nd word and voila ... a porno! But in the name of good, or better taste ... those two words will not be typed in reverse here by me.
And on my birthday I have Victoria Paris, Kristarra Barrington and JR Carrington. ... not sure I would need any other fantasies!
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Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told!
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moshkito
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Posted: March 22 2011 at 16:08 |
 Epignosis wrote:
As a guy...Amarok.
As a girl...Ommadawn.
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And we wouldn't hear from Ep until at least 4 or 5 in the morning! 
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Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told!
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irrelevant
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Posted: March 22 2011 at 11:22 |
topographicbroadways wrote:
Tapfret wrote:
The only ones I can think of will probably get me banned.
The great giggity in the sky. 
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WHO ELSE BUT QUAAAAGMIIIRE? |
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topographicbroadways
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Posted: March 22 2011 at 05:32 |
Tapfret wrote:
The only ones I can think of will probably get me banned.
The great giggity in the sky.
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WHO ELSE BUT QUAAAAGMIIIRE?
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Tapfret
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Posted: March 21 2011 at 23:37 |
The only ones I can think of will probably get me banned. The great giggity in the sky.
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CPicard
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Posted: March 21 2011 at 06:55 |
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Bébé Godzilla (thanks to Patrick Gauthier)
Mastodon
Watchtower (I heard that watchtowers could be as high as ten foot poles...)
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Icarium
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Posted: March 21 2011 at 06:20 |
the supernatural anustheist
Orgie in America
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: March 21 2011 at 06:06 |
Polo wrote:
Names for actors: John Porn (sexophonist)Cockin Edwin (ass player) Steven Threesome (uses Pro Tools)
Names for movies: Stained Ass In the Butt of the Crimson Teen Mikes' Tongue in Ladies 21 Inched ******* Man Walk on... No Pussyfooting One ***shot
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That one's best. 
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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The Truth
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Posted: March 20 2011 at 13:03 |
The Slipperman. 
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refugee
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Posted: March 20 2011 at 13:02 |
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Huge Banton — he knows how to play his organ.
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
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The Neck Romancer
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Posted: March 19 2011 at 16:42 |
Names for actors: John Porn (sexophonist) Cockin Edwin (ass player) Steven Threesome (uses Pro Tools)
Names for movies: Stained Ass In the Butt of the Crimson Teen Mikes' Tongue in Ladies 21 Inched ******* Man Walk on... No Pussyfooting One ***shot
Edited by Polo - March 19 2011 at 16:45
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topographicbroadways
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Posted: March 19 2011 at 16:41 |
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Acquiring The Taste
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moshkito
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Posted: March 19 2011 at 16:40 |
lucas wrote:
bitches en regalia |
Aren't we tired of Wendy jokes yet?
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Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told!
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moshkito
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Posted: March 19 2011 at 16:39 |
The Runaway wrote:
Dong (instead of Gong)
Hetero Tull
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Goodness ... now we gonna have a hard time with Mother Gong's ideas.
I'm gonna tell her on you ...
Names?
Ima Witch ... of course ... and then we could even use Wild Childe ... though I think some folks might object!
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Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told!
www.pedrosena.com
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moshkito
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Posted: March 19 2011 at 16:37 |
BaldJean wrote:
Inga Rumpf (singer of "Frumpy"). "Rumpf" is German for "body 8more in the sense of torso; when you speak of "Rumpf" you don't mean arms, legs or head)", and the English word "rump" has the same roots |
I don't remember the band out of that area ... kitsch something or other and I think the album was called randy pie?
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Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told!
www.pedrosena.com
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topographicbroadways
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Posted: March 19 2011 at 13:41 |
CPicard wrote:
Atomic Rooster.
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apologies, still a slight difference 
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CPicard
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Posted: March 19 2011 at 13:32 |
topographicbroadways wrote:
Atomic Roaster |
You, thief (hint: check the top of this page). Another obvious pornstar name: Snakefinger.
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topographicbroadways
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Posted: March 19 2011 at 12:59 |
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Atomic Roaster
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rushfan4
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Posted: March 19 2011 at 09:56 |
As a man: Peter Oceansize
As a woman: Magic Pie
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The Runaway
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Posted: July 13 2010 at 05:08 |
A Person wrote:
SaltyJon wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:
A Person wrote:
SaltyJon wrote:
I'm surprised no one has done anything with Herbie Hancock.
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I just can't think of any way to use that as a porn related name. 
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Have you tried adding a "d" in the right place?
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Hderbie Hancock? I don't get it...
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Herbie Hardc-oh never mind. 
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