If you were a porn star
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Topic: If you were a porn star
Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Subject: If you were a porn star
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 08:07
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If you were a porn star, what prog-related name would you choose?
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 08:21
Worst Just For Fun question ever.  I'm gong to have to snatch up Peter Gabriel. ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 08:24
| Why not Peter Ham-Mill? |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 09:09
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Robert Fripp? Then probably get sued immediately |
Posted By: lucas
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 09:12
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Derek W. Dick ------------- "Magma was the very first gothic rock band" (Didier Lockwood) |
Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 09:18
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I think you guys are missing the point, although I don't blame you because he didn't give an example, like Big Floyd, or Sexy Sarah Khatru. I don't think Fripp could sue you for using his name as long as you weren't claiming you were THE Robert Fripp. ------------- if you own a sodastream i hate you |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 12:46
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Larks' Tongues in Aspic. Just, Larks' Tongues in Aspic. ------------- 
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Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 13:10
| As I didn't write anything in the original post, I'm going to do it now choosing Keith Organ |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 13:18
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Easy: Peter Sledgehammer. Maybe some joke with "Thick As A Brick"... Thick Patrick? |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 13:26
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Gutsy Lee
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 13:32
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Long Jon Glanderson
but what you are supposed to do is take the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on, in which case I would be:
Curly Buckingham
which is a much better name -------------  Time always wins. |
Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 14:24
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Great thread
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 14:27
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As a guy...Amarok. As a girl...Ommadawn.  ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 14:28
With that rule, I'd be Tunces Cooper. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
manofmystery wrote:Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 17:51
| I'd be... Calypso Merlan??? |
Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 18:06
| With that rule, I'd be Figaro Del Papa, which is gorgeous |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 18:29
| Gabriel's Peter |
Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 19:37
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Magnum Opus.
/yeah, don't i wish
------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: Queen By-Tor
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 19:45
prog or not, best porn star name will forever be...: |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 21:52
This is Robert Fripp we're talking about, I bet he would at least try |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 21:54
| King Johnson |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 21:54
Nah I dont abide by that rule Mainly because mine would be: Hershey Mawbey ??????  Yeah....don't think so. I could also be tempted to go with: Gigante Bigstuff Longrod Von Hughendome |
Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 22:24
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Premium Fornication Marconi
Kink Crimson Jethroes Toe Yes Moody Blue Proconsentual Harum Floyds Pink Deep Throat Purple Eddie Job Done There were some others that were too tacky to expose in public, ha. |
Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 22:26
Brilliant.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 22:27
| Neil Peart's Penis |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 22:28
| Wet Dream Theater |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 22:35
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^ Well played You know how prince was at one time known as literally just a symbol? Could I be:  as my porn star name? |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: July 07 2010 at 01:11
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 07 2010 at 03:30
You could be The Porn Star Formerly Known As . |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: July 07 2010 at 06:45
I've popped this one out before: Giant Genital.  Gay guy porn star: Eddie Blowjobson. (it's amazing sometimes what you can sneak past the autocensor. )v v v v |
Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: July 07 2010 at 06:56
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Kate No-Bush.
-------------  BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue. |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: July 07 2010 at 07:02
And what's all of this stuff coming out?
------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 07 2010 at 07:08
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^ Bush > No-Bush. |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: July 07 2010 at 07:49
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Inga Rumpf (singer of "Frumpy"). "Rumpf" is German for "body 8more in the sense of torso; when you speak of "Rumpf" you don't mean arms, legs or head)", and the English word "rump" has the same roots
-------------  A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: himtroy
Date Posted: July 07 2010 at 12:14
Any you'd be screwed because Robert Fripp doesn't try at things. He succeeds! ------------- Which of you to gain me, tell, will risk uncertain pains of hell? I will not forgive you if you will not take the chance. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 07 2010 at 12:17
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: July 07 2010 at 19:44
Actually it would be more like Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes.
------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: July 07 2010 at 21:30
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^ ahem, ...we are looking for porno star names, not the 'dialog' from your favorite movie. ie: Canes Ass Philthy Collins and so on 
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Posted By: Falx
Date Posted: July 08 2010 at 05:58
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Mrs. Quimby's Beard Porcupine Bush ------------- "You must go beyond the limit of the limit of your limits!" - Mr. Doctor "It is our duty as men and women to proceed as though the limits of our abilities do not exist." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: July 09 2010 at 07:12
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Dong (instead of Gong) Hetero Tull ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 09 2010 at 11:47
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Atomic Rooster. |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: July 09 2010 at 12:39
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Posted By: lucas
Date Posted: July 09 2010 at 16:11
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love beach
------------- "Magma was the very first gothic rock band" (Didier Lockwood) |
Posted By: lucas
Date Posted: July 09 2010 at 16:21
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bitches en regalia
------------- "Magma was the very first gothic rock band" (Didier Lockwood) |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 09 2010 at 18:43
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Jethro Tool King Creamson Gene Asses |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: July 09 2010 at 23:19
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I'm surprised no one has done anything with Herbie Hancock.
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: July 09 2010 at 23:23
I just can't think of any way to use that as a porn related name.  |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 10 2010 at 07:02
I just can think of A LOT of ways to use this name: Herbie Bigcock Herbie Encore Herbie Bangcock Sup-Herbie Hancock Also: Chris Squirt |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: July 10 2010 at 09:02
Have you tried adding a "d" in the right place? ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: July 10 2010 at 09:07
I thought of that. I also thought of adding an "r" and a "d" in the right place and removing an "n" from the right place. |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: July 10 2010 at 10:21
Who's this Gene that everyone lists?!?  ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 10 2010 at 11:25
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Rattims Friezz Vrresto Theusz Hamtaack I'm sure that must mean some obscene profanities in a little known linguage. |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: July 10 2010 at 23:10
Hderbie Hancock? I don't get it... ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: July 10 2010 at 23:12
Herbie Hardc-oh never mind.  |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: July 13 2010 at 05:08
------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: March 19 2011 at 09:56
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As a man: Peter Oceansize
As a woman: Magic Pie ------------- 
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Posted By: topographicbroadways
Date Posted: March 19 2011 at 12:59
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Atomic Roaster -------------  
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: March 19 2011 at 13:32
You, thief (hint: check the top of this page). Another obvious pornstar name: Snakefinger. |
Posted By: topographicbroadways
Date Posted: March 19 2011 at 13:41
apologies, still a slight difference -------------
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Posted By: moshkito
Date Posted: March 19 2011 at 16:37
I don't remember the band out of that area ... kitsch something or other and I think the album was called randy pie? ------------- Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told! www.pedrosena.com |
Posted By: moshkito
Date Posted: March 19 2011 at 16:39
Goodness ... now we gonna have a hard time with Mother Gong's ideas.
I'm gonna tell her on you ...
Names?
Ima Witch ... of course ... and then we could even use Wild Childe ... though I think some folks might object! ------------- Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told! www.pedrosena.com |
Posted By: moshkito
Date Posted: March 19 2011 at 16:40
Aren't we tired of Wendy jokes yet?
 ------------- Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told! www.pedrosena.com |
Posted By: topographicbroadways
Date Posted: March 19 2011 at 16:41
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Acquiring The Taste -------------
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Posted By: The Neck Romancer
Date Posted: March 19 2011 at 16:42
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Names for actors: John Porn (sexophonist)Cockin Edwin (ass player) Steven Threesome (uses Pro Tools) Names for movies: Stained Ass In the Butt of the Crimson Teen Mikes' Tongue in Ladies 21 Inched ******* Man Walk on... No Pussyfooting One ***shot
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Posted By: refugee
Date Posted: March 20 2011 at 13:02
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Huge Banton — he knows how to play his organ.
------------- He say nothing is quite what it seems; I say nothing is nothing (Peter Hammill) |
Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: March 20 2011 at 13:03
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The Slipperman. ------------- http://blindpoetrecords.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow">  
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: March 21 2011 at 06:06
------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: March 21 2011 at 06:20
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the supernatural anustheist
Orgie in America
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: March 21 2011 at 06:55
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Bébé Godzilla (thanks to Patrick Gauthier) Mastodon Watchtower (I heard that watchtowers could be as high as ten foot poles...) |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: March 21 2011 at 23:37
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The only ones I can think of will probably get me banned. The great giggity in the sky. 
------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow">  https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: topographicbroadways
Date Posted: March 22 2011 at 05:32
WHO ELSE BUT QUAAAAGMIIIRE? -------------
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: March 22 2011 at 11:22
------------- https://gabebuller.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385" rel="nofollow - http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385 |
Posted By: moshkito
Date Posted: March 22 2011 at 16:08
And we wouldn't hear from Ep until at least 4 or 5 in the morning!  ------------- Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told! www.pedrosena.com |
Posted By: moshkito
Date Posted: March 22 2011 at 16:17
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HI,
I always thought that Caravan's album ... "Cunning Stunts" was always the best named of all ... and you didn't need a star to have fun with it ... just change one letter from the first word with the 2 letters from the 2nd word and voila ... a porno! But in the name of good, or better taste ... those two words will not be typed in reverse here by me.
And on my birthday I have Victoria Paris, Kristarra Barrington and JR Carrington. ... not sure I would need any other fantasies! ------------- Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told! www.pedrosena.com |