Members' jokes

Wow, reviving a thread that was 5-months dead.  Nice!

Flossy and Tlossy have been found drunk. A specialist examined them and claimed that both prog-metal freaks were in the DTs.

Edited by Trickster F. - March 19 2007 at 15:14

Erm...

Here's a joke! (which was already posted but it's still great)

*Mickey, Arrrghus and Mickey playing DnD and smoking crayons*
Mickey : We shall go on a quest to unravel the mysteries of our mind that is messed up by continuous spasms created by intravenous land slides...
TLC : WTF I SAY WE GO IN SEARCH OF THE LOST CHORD!! LOLOLOL OMFG THE MOODIES ARE AWESOME!
Arrghus (rock out mode) : Guys! I just rolled a 20!
*Flossy appears out of nowhere*
Flossy : N00bs! Warriors are so white! Samurais pwn them! ULKULKULK

Geck0 wrote: Then what should it have been?

If I ask Babelfish, cock translates to robinet.

And here's a robinet :

Geck0 wrote: You best do, I'm waiting patiently.  Can you reach the epic masterliness of my own creation? Oh and erm, I wasn't sure about the "cocq" reference, but I'm sure you realised what I meant.

I don't know if I can reach your epic masterliness. All I know is that I can beat you to it.

The "cocq" word means absolutely nothing but I understood yeah.

Geck0 wrote: I think it's your turn to write something about the Mickey situation.

I have a lot of Mickey-involved situations.

Here's one for instance :

*Random guy pees in a bottle*
Guy : Hey kid! Want a beer?
Mickey : *taking a fake deep voice and impersonating a hippie*Far out! That's cool man yeah! I'm giving you 5 bucks for it.
*drinks the bottle*
Mickey : I'm soooo drunk man. Peace on earth and free love for everyone.

It isn't that long but I shall work on a bigger one.

Geck0 wrote: Erm, ask Bern, he has almost all photos from the Rogues Gallery on his P.C.

Too late.

Bravo to you James.

Trickster F. wrote: What is the rock out face we're talking about (requesting the source pic)?

With pleasure!

Geck0 wrote: Mickey in ten years time trying to get a job: Boss: so, it says here you were suspended from school for mooning? Mickey: yeah, I'm such a f**king rebel, yeah *pulls pants down* yeah!  Eat that sucker! Boss: Get out, NOW! Mickey: I like to wave my dick in the wind, wooooooooooo wooooooooooooooo, yeah, the girls loved me that day, they did, woooooooooo, Ween are like so uber cool and Wayne Coyne is my f**king hero!  Wanna toke of my crayon?  Go on, have a toke of my f**king crayon, f**k yeah, nothing beats getting high, except waving my dick in the wind, yeah! Boss: *punches Mickey IN THE FACE* Mickey: wow, do that again, wow, just wow, listen to some krautrock man, go on. Boss: Arrrghus! Arrrghus: Yes boss? Boss: Rock-out-face this loser will you? Arrrghus: hey, it's Mickey!  Ohmygodit'sMickey, ohmygod!  *does his rock-out-face* Boss: It's not working! Arrrghus: of course not, we've known each other for years, he's immune to my powers! Boss: you're fired! Arrrghus: but boss! Boss: get out, NOW! Arrrghus: Mickey, you're ace man, you are! Boss: Helen! *out walks Helen* Arrrghus: Oh sh*t... now I'm done for! Helen: Oh Alex, I love you so much, sleep with me! *Arrrghus spontaneously combusts* Mickey: hahahaha, that was totally f**king cool, wow, awesome!  I wish Syd were here to see this! Boss: hmmm, so you're still here are you? Mickey: yes *pulls pants down* hahahaha, look at that smile drawn on my ass, I drew that!  Hahaha, you're such a n00b Boss: Mike! Mikesaga: Ah, at last we meet, all it needs is for me to out n00b him and my task is done! Mickey: out n00b me?  You can't out n00b me! Mikesaga: I think you'll find I already have Mickey: shut the f**k up, n00b! Mikesaga: you still look 14 you know Mickey: no I don't, I'm 26! Mike: no, you're 14, you always will be, Bern agrees with me Bern: ah yes, me certainly does agree.  Bring out the chattes! Mickey: no no nooo, not the chattes! Bern: oh yes, the chattes, one touch by a chatte and your life is over Mickey: nooooooooooooooo! Bern: yes!  Bring out the chattes! Chatte1: ooh Bern, j'adore le cocq! Bern: I know I know, but be patient, touch Mickey, now! Chatte2: oooh Chatte1: oui, monsieur Bern! Mike: Da Zeuhl Worst Mekanik! *chatte 1 touches Mickey* Mickey: noooooo nooooo arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mike: Hahahaha, da zeuhl worst mekanik, mon amis!

Mickey in ten years time trying to get a job:

Boss: so, it says here you were suspended from school for mooning?
Mickey: yeah, I'm such a f**king rebel, yeah *pulls pants down* yeah!  Eat that sucker!
Boss: Get out, NOW!
Mickey: I like to wave my dick in the wind, wooooooooooo wooooooooooooooo, yeah, the girls loved me that day, they did, woooooooooo, Ween are like so uber cool and Wayne Coyne is my f**king hero!  Wanna toke of my crayon?  Go on, have a toke of my f**king crayon, f**k yeah, nothing beats getting high, except waving my dick in the wind, yeah!
Boss: *punches Mickey IN THE FACE*
Mickey: wow, do that again, wow, just wow, listen to some krautrock man, go on.
Boss: Arrrghus!
Arrrghus: Yes boss?
Boss: Rock-out-face this loser will you?
Arrrghus: hey, it's Mickey!  Ohmygodit'sMickey, ohmygod!  *does his rock-out-face*
Boss: It's not working!
Arrrghus: of course not, we've known each other for years, he's immune to my powers!
Boss: you're fired!
Arrrghus: but boss!
Boss: get out, NOW!
Arrrghus: Mickey, you're ace man, you are!
Boss: Helen!
*out walks Helen*
Arrrghus: Oh sh*t... now I'm done for!
Helen: Oh Alex, I love you so much, sleep with me!
*Arrrghus spontaneously combusts*
Mickey: hahahaha, that was totally f**king cool, wow, awesome!  I wish Syd were here to see this!
Boss: hmmm, so you're still here are you?
Mickey: yes *pulls pants down* hahahaha, look at that smile drawn on my ass, I drew that!  Hahaha, you're such a n00b
Boss: Mike!
Mikesaga: Ah, at last we meet, all it needs is for me to out n00b him and my task is done!
Mickey: out n00b me?  You can't out n00b me!
Mikesaga: I think you'll find I already have
Mickey: shut the f**k up, n00b!
Mikesaga: you still look 14 you know
Mickey: no I don't, I'm 26!
Mike: no, you're 14, you always will be, Bern agrees with me
Bern: ah yes, me certainly does agree.  Bring out the chattes!
Mickey: no no nooo, not the chattes!
Bern: oh yes, the chattes, one touch by a chatte and your life is over
Mickey: nooooooooooooooo!
Bern: yes!  Bring out the chattes!
Chatte1: ooh Bern, j'adore le cocq!
Bern: I know I know, but be patient, touch Mickey, now!
Chatte2: oooh
Chatte1: oui, monsieur Bern!
Mike: Da Zeuhl Worst Mekanik!
*chatte 1 touches Mickey*
Mickey: noooooo nooooo arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mike: Hahahaha, da zeuhl worst mekanik, mon amis!