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JD 
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 Topic: Coport a Wish
Posted: September 27 2015 at 11:49 |
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^Then put on your reading glasses and for god's sake...make sure you wash your hands when you're done
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Guldbamsen
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Posted: September 27 2015 at 09:42 |
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I keep reading the title as 'carport a fish'...
Carry on gents.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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JD
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Posted: September 27 2015 at 09:40 |
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^You made me laugh out loud ! Well done.
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A_Flower
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Posted: September 27 2015 at 09:23 |
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Granted, but all of THEM picked there noses and caused you to puke and then they all ran away leaving you alone in the soaking rain. Now you know how it feels, huh?
I wish to go to England
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JD
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Posted: September 26 2015 at 16:13 |
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Granted. But during your dinner date you observe her pick her nose and then clean her fingernail with her teeth which causes you to vomit on the table and...well, I think it's safe to say the crush is over.
I wish to be physically ravished but a bevy of female beauties between the ages of 24 and 35 all at once
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A_Flower
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Posted: September 23 2015 at 09:07 |
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Wish granted, but you got high and drove off a cliff and died
I wish my crush (Who loves Rush, btw) would go out with me
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JD
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Posted: September 17 2015 at 17:24 |
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Granted.
But since your last name is Kennedy every time you visit the restaurant they pelt you with Kimci.
I wish Pot was legal in CANADA.
Edited by JD - September 17 2015 at 17:25
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zappaholic
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Posted: September 17 2015 at 11:57 |
 rushfan4 wrote:
twseel wrote:
that's two wishes
I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive |
Wish granted...but it is overtaken by hackers who plant a megavirus that wipes it clean.
I wish that I hadn't eaten that mystery meat in the back of my refrigerator.
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You're now safe - for awhile anyway, as the mystery substance in question has gained sentient life and eaten everything else in the fridge, and is waiting to pounce on you the next time you open it. I wish there was a good Vietnamese restaurant in my area.
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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rushfan4
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Posted: September 17 2015 at 10:39 |
twseel wrote:
that's two wishes
I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive |
Wish granted...but it is overtaken by hackers who plant a megavirus that wipes it clean. I wish that I hadn't eaten that mystery meat in the back of my refrigerator.
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twseel
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Posted: September 17 2015 at 09:40 |
Smurph wrote:
twseel wrote:
that's two wishes
I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive |
Well those things are part of the lack of motivation sometimes? Was trying to cover my bases hahah :P |
All right then I'll grant them!
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Smurph
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Posted: September 17 2015 at 09:13 |
twseel wrote:
that's two wishes
I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive |
Well those things are part of the lack of motivation sometimes? Was trying to cover my bases hahah :P
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twseel
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Posted: September 17 2015 at 08:52 |
that's two wishes
I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive
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Smurph
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Posted: September 17 2015 at 08:44 |
Wish granted, but you spend countless hours fixing everything with wishes and focuses on selfish desires, not realizing that your ego is turning into an extreme hubris, balanced with the fact that each wish you make also has an insane downside. You become obsessive and are unable to truly get what you want and happiness escapes you for all eternity.
I wish that I was constantly motivated and not overburdened with crippling self-doubt and a negative self-perception
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A_Flower
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Posted: September 16 2015 at 23:37 |
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Wish granted but all the legs had holes in them and were so poorly made that anyone who wears them will rip them immediately
I wish for an infinant amount of wishes
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progaardvark
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Posted: September 14 2015 at 07:56 |
Wish granted. An asteroid is on its way. I wish I had a pair of pants with 12 legs.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Disparate Times
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Posted: September 13 2015 at 19:11 |
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Wish granted but feminists have killed all the men after filling sperm banks worldwide.
I wish Ohio weather was warm all year long.
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dr wu23
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Posted: September 13 2015 at 14:32 |
Your wish is granted but sadly the members of ELP have a huge fight and the tour is indefinitely canceled. I wish for 'world peace'.
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One does nothing yet nothing is left undone.
Haquin
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JD
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Posted: September 13 2015 at 09:28 |
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Granted, but now your cat's killer instinct turns to you and it plays with your lifeless carcass to the mice delight
I wish to be the soundman for ELP's BSS tour
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A_Flower
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Posted: September 13 2015 at 08:47 |
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Wish granted, but everyone you loved died without you
I wish my cat would stop killing mice
Edited by A_Flower - September 13 2015 at 08:48
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Horizons
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 10:51 |
Granted, but you've become deaf for the rest of your life.
I wish for immortality.
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Crushed like a rose in the riverflow.
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