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Topic: Coport a Wish
Posted By: A_Flower
Subject: Coport a Wish
Date Posted: September 10 2015 at 20:46
In this game you wish for something. The person below you grants the wish, but creates a counter to it.

Example:

Person 1: I wish for a hamburger
Person 2: Wish granted, but it was poisoned and you died. I wish for money.
Person 3: Wish granted, but you only got 5 cents

And so on. I wish for food



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Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: September 10 2015 at 21:33
^You got it but survival is tough when you have to eat grasshoppers.

I wish for rabbits.


Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: September 10 2015 at 21:38
Wish granted, but you are Lennie Small.  Cry

I wish for another beer.


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Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: September 10 2015 at 22:25
Wish granted but you pass out naked.

I wish for a shrubbery.


Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: September 11 2015 at 07:11
As you are a Knight Who Says "NI!", I will be happy to give IT to you.

I wish for a new job.



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Posted By: Disparate Times
Date Posted: September 11 2015 at 08:02
Done, unfortunately you're now Caitlyn Jenner's makeup artist so you will probably be unemployed soon.
I wish the Lions win a playoff game this year.


Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: September 11 2015 at 08:11
Wish granted, but you're still a Lions fan.

I wish for a quiet day at work.


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Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: September 11 2015 at 10:51
Granted, but you've become deaf for the rest of your life.

I wish for immortality. 


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Posted By: A_Flower
Date Posted: September 13 2015 at 08:47
Wish granted, but everyone you loved died without you

I wish my cat would stop killing mice


Posted By: JD
Date Posted: September 13 2015 at 09:28
Granted, but now your cat's killer instinct turns to you and it plays with your lifeless carcass to the mice delight

I wish to be the soundman for ELP's BSS tour


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Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: September 13 2015 at 14:32
Your wish is granted but sadly the members of ELP have a huge fight and the tour is indefinitely canceled.
 
 
 
I wish for 'world peace'.
 
Wink
 


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Posted By: Disparate Times
Date Posted: September 13 2015 at 19:11
Wish granted but feminists have killed all the men after filling sperm banks worldwide.
I wish Ohio weather was warm all year long.


Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: September 14 2015 at 07:56
Wish granted. An asteroid is on its way.
 
I wish I had a pair of pants with 12 legs.


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Posted By: A_Flower
Date Posted: September 16 2015 at 23:37
Wish granted but all the legs had holes in them and were so poorly made that anyone who wears them will rip them immediately

I wish for an infinant amount of wishes


Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: September 17 2015 at 08:44
Wish granted, but you spend countless hours fixing everything with wishes and focuses on selfish desires, not realizing that your ego is turning into an extreme hubris, balanced with the fact that each wish you make also has an insane downside. You become obsessive and are unable to truly get what you want and happiness escapes you for all eternity.

I wish that I was constantly motivated and not overburdened with crippling self-doubt and a negative self-perception


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wtf


Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: September 17 2015 at 08:52
that's two wishes

I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive


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Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: September 17 2015 at 09:13
Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

that's two wishes

I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive

Well those things are part of the lack of motivation sometimes? Was trying to cover my bases hahah :P


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wtf


Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: September 17 2015 at 09:40
Originally posted by Smurph Smurph wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

that's two wishes

I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive

Well those things are part of the lack of motivation sometimes? Was trying to cover my bases hahah :P
All right then I'll grant them!

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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: September 17 2015 at 10:39
Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

that's two wishes

I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive
Wish granted...but it is overtaken by hackers who plant a megavirus that wipes it clean.

I wish that I hadn't eaten that mystery meat in the back of my refrigerator.




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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: September 17 2015 at 11:57
Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

that's two wishes

I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive
Wish granted...but it is overtaken by hackers who plant a megavirus that wipes it clean.

I wish that I hadn't eaten that mystery meat in the back of my refrigerator.




You're now safe - for awhile anyway, as the mystery substance in question has gained sentient life and eaten everything else in the fridge, and is waiting to pounce on you the next time you open it.


I wish there was a good Vietnamese restaurant in my area.




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Posted By: JD
Date Posted: September 17 2015 at 17:24
Granted.
But since your last name is Kennedy every time you visit the restaurant they pelt you with Kimci.

I wish Pot was legal in CANADA.


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Posted By: A_Flower
Date Posted: September 23 2015 at 09:07
Wish granted, but you got high and drove off a cliff and died

I wish my crush (Who loves Rush, btw) would go out with me


Posted By: JD
Date Posted: September 26 2015 at 16:13
Granted. But during your dinner date you observe her pick her nose and then clean her fingernail with her teeth which causes you to vomit on the table and...well, I think it's safe to say the crush is over.

I wish to be physically ravished but a bevy of female beauties between the ages of 24 and 35 all at once


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Posted By: A_Flower
Date Posted: September 27 2015 at 09:23
Granted, but all of THEM picked there noses and caused you to puke and then they all ran away leaving you alone in the soaking rain. Now you know how it feels, huh?

I wish to go to England


Posted By: JD
Date Posted: September 27 2015 at 09:40
^You made me laugh out loud ! Well done.


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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: September 27 2015 at 09:42
I keep reading the title as 'carport a fish'...
Carry on gents.

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Posted By: JD
Date Posted: September 27 2015 at 11:49
^Then put on your reading glasses and for god's sake...make sure you wash your hands when you're done


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