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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: February 06 2007 at 19:26 |
Or maybe even The Laughing Policeman. Ah, not one of David Bowie's finest moments, is The Laughing Gnome.
Edited by Geck0 - February 06 2007 at 19:26
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sleeper
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Posted: February 06 2007 at 18:09 |
Syzygy wrote:
Geck0 wrote:
I didn't have very bright lights on my car either, even when I raised the angle to the highest, so I used the full beam a lot on country roads at night.
I also hate those neon lights that boy racers use... I also hate to hear thud thud thud coming from the speakers at traffic lights.
Traffic Light Music, I call it.
When I have a car again, I might just have to blast some Absolute Zero really loud when I stop at traffic lights.
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Paddy Hpkirk!? You insult the great man by asociating him with such scum, he knew how to drive a real Monte Carlo rally, not like these simple little affairs that the drivers do today.
Edited by sleeper - February 06 2007 at 18:10
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Syzygy
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Posted: February 06 2007 at 17:43 |
Geck0 wrote:
I didn't have very bright lights on my car either, even when I raised the angle to the highest, so I used the full beam a lot on country roads at night.
I also hate those neon lights that boy racers use... I also hate to hear thud thud thud coming from the speakers at traffic lights.
Traffic Light Music, I call it.
When I have a car again, I might just have to blast some Absolute Zero really loud when I stop at traffic lights.
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I feel much better now.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Neil
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Posted: February 06 2007 at 17:09 |
Jim Garten wrote:
Try playing Zappa's "Billy The Mountain" at high volume in traffic jams... you don't half get some strange looks |
You should try playing "The Laughing Gnome" outside the Tewkesbury chip shop at 11:00 on a Saturday night.
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When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Vicky Garten
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Posted: February 06 2007 at 07:27 |
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Confusion will be my epitaph
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Jim Garten
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Posted: February 06 2007 at 03:26 |
Try playing Zappa's "Billy The Mountain" at high volume in traffic jams... you don't half get some strange looks
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: February 05 2007 at 22:28 |
I didn't have very bright lights on my car either, even when I raised the angle to the highest, so I used the full beam a lot on country roads at night. I also hate those neon lights that boy racers use... I also hate to hear thud thud thud coming from the speakers at traffic lights. Traffic Light Music, I call it. When I have a car again, I might just have to blast some Absolute Zero really loud when I stop at traffic lights.
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stonebeard
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Location: NE Indiana
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Posted: February 05 2007 at 22:25 |
I might just have an inferiority complex about the whole thing because my car lights aren't very bright. But this is a Ranting Room, not a Insight Into Ones Psyche Room!
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: February 05 2007 at 22:16 |
Ah, but Stonie, those brights are too bright, hence why I dip beam a lot in those sitations when a car is coming the other way.
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KoS
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Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: February 05 2007 at 21:14 |
stonebeard wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
Why do people drive around without lights on in the fog?
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On that line of thinking, people who drive through rolling hills who turn on their brights on just as they start up a hill and wait just until they blind me coming up the other side to turn them of piss me off!!! It seems these people would rather focus on constantly turning on and off the brights (presumably) in the interest of the drivers coming opposite instead of having their concentration being fully on the road ahead. |
Pisses me off too, especially those f**king neon lights that every SUV seems to have, which are at the same height as my car's front window
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stonebeard
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Posted: February 05 2007 at 21:08 |
Why does Barnes and Noble charge $29.99 for a movie? not a special edition movie, not a new movie, not an imported movie, just a movie? b*****ds.
Statement to Barnes and Noble:
Hello, old friend. We've had some good times, yes? Remember when I bought America: The Book for a solid $8.50? Good times. But there's something we need to talk about. You charge more for a movie than Jennifer Lopez would charge for me to plow her. Now, I would be glad to buy a movie for $10. In fact, I'll make a deal with you. I'll only buy movies from you if you promise to charge me only $10 for each on. OK, maybe $15 sometimes, but mostly $10. If I wanted to pay a crapload of money for 'Spirited Away,' I'd pay Hyayo Miyazaki to cut a new version with Porcupine Tree scoring the film. Thanks for your consideration.
Stonas Bearde
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johnobvious
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Location: Nebraska
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Posted: December 22 2006 at 10:44 |
mystic fred wrote:
johnobvious wrote:
It is so nice to know there are others like me. My wife has lights going inside and out all the time. Last weekend, she had the tree going and other assorted lights and then took the kids to a show. I turned the lights out while they were gone, hoping to preserve some sanity on my electric bill. When she got home and asked why they were out, I told her, "they weren't making me merry while you were gone." If no one sees them, why have 'em on? And even if they are on, do they actually make people feel happier? They make me grumpy. |
awwww, come on - it's only once a year - nice to bring some light into the gloom, you grumpy old sod!!
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This is the RANTING ROOM. Not the touchy, feely, "aw come on" Room. Do Christmas lights make you happy? Do you look down on people with little or no decorations on their house? Do you suppose all the extra money going to the light company could do some actual good in the world instead of making neighborhoods look gaudy? And what I really love is when someone's house burns down and they put on the news, "Cause of fire appears to be faulty wiring on X-mas lights." Don't think that the unmitigated joy that those lights brought is worth the trade-off of seeing your life up in smoke. So that's my rant. Peace and joy to you Fred. But you are not going to change my mind on this one.
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1800iareyay
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Posted: December 21 2006 at 19:56 |
johnobvious wrote:
And how about all these slasher flicks? OMG, how much is enough? Can't stand them myself and hopefully the people who do will somehow get tired of a new every week so this will abate.
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Now they've got one for Christmas. Isn't it bad enough we get crappy Christmas movies at Christmas? Why do we have to have crappy Halloween movies at Christmas? Every slasher flick is the same. Take some teenage morons, put in a secluded place they shouldn't be in, and have them picked off one by one in between superflouus sex acts by a man with a knife whose father never hugged him. The only redeeming quality about these movies is that the dumb teenagers are removed from the gene pool before the children they made before their deaths hatched and unleashed future President Bushes into the world.
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progismylife
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Joined: October 19 2006
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Posted: December 21 2006 at 12:15 |
fandango wrote:
Jim Garten wrote:
...and then forget they've got them on, so drive around with the bloody things on all the time [IMG]smileys/smiley35.gif" align=middle> |
maybe they own a Volvo, and have no choice...[IMG]height=17 alt=Embarrassed src="http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley9.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle> |
Reminds me of my brothers 1983 Volvo Turbo. Mud splattered too, with a windshield cracked in three places that meet in the middle with a muffler that almost fell off.
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mystic fred
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Posted: December 21 2006 at 12:06 |
Jim Garten wrote:
...and then forget they've got them on, so drive around with the bloody things on all the time |
er - that'll be me, sir...
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mystic fred
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Posted: December 21 2006 at 12:05 |
johnobvious wrote:
It is so nice to know there are others like me. My wife has lights going inside and out all the time. Last weekend, she had the tree going and other assorted lights and then took the kids to a show. I turned the lights out while they were gone, hoping to preserve some sanity on my electric bill. When she got home and asked why they were out, I told her, "they weren't making me merry while you were gone." If no one sees them, why have 'em on? And even if they are on, do they actually make people feel happier? They make me grumpy. |
awwww, come on - it's only once a year - nice to bring some light into the gloom, you grumpy old sod!!
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Jared
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Posted: December 21 2006 at 09:24 |
Jim Garten wrote:
...and then forget they've got them on, so drive around with the bloody things on all the time |
maybe they own a Volvo, and have no choice...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Jim Garten
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Posted: December 21 2006 at 03:26 |
...and then forget they've got them on, so drive around with the bloody things on all the time
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Neil
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Posted: December 21 2006 at 03:07 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Why do people drive around without lights on in the fog?
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Why do people put their fog lights on as soon as there is a cloud in the sky?
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When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.
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stonebeard
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Posted: December 20 2006 at 21:43 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Why do people drive around without lights on in the fog?
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On that line of thinking, people who drive through rolling hills who turn on their brights on just as they start up a hill and wait just until they blind me coming up the other side to turn them of piss me off!!! It seems these people would rather focus on constantly turning on and off the brights (presumably) in the interest of the drivers coming opposite instead of having their concentration being fully on the road ahead.
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