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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 21:17
*Blowie at a pizza place*
Blowie: One huge-ass pizza with everything you have on.
Waiter: Yes, sir, coming up.
*2 minutes later*
Blowie: Dude, where's my f**king pizza. IVE BEEN WAITING ALL f**kING DAY!
Waiter: Calm down, sir. You just ordered your pizza, we can't...
Blowie: OH SHUT YER ASS LICKER AND LISTEN TO ME: WHEN I ORDER SOMETHING, I WANT IT IMMEDIATELY, OK? OTHERWISE I GET PISSED OFF! GET YER ASS MOVING, IM BIGGER THAN YOU, IM HIGHER IN THE FOOD CHAIN, BRING ME A HUGE-ASS PIZZA, NOOOOW!
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 21:10
*Arrrghus grabs a girl's boob*
Girl : Hey! What's your problem?!?!
Arrrghus : Sorry it was an accident.
Girl : If you weren't in Rock out mode, I would believe you.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 21:06
James has few reviews because he wants'em to remain obscure.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 21:01
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

James once wrote reviews. He had to stop because letters in the English language are too mainstream.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 20:46
Rico: RICO REVIEW!Cry
Ansen: They're too pretentious!!
Mandy: ...And For You?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 20:43
We got a couple of Star Wars jokes :

Greenback : I feel very rebel disturbances in the Force, VERY!
Rico : Masterliness! They are caused by.... RICO REVIEW!
Mandy-D2 : I do not beeps...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 20:29
Originally posted by Bluesaga Bluesaga wrote:

Star Wars:

James Postspammer: The n00b is rocking out again!

Arrrghie: (Rock out face) RAWWWWRRRRRRR

Bern Solo: He's just mad because I banged Helen before him.

James Postspammer: Banging girls is good and all, but being a virgin who dreams about girls 10 years younger that live in other countries is much better!

C-3MO: Oh my gawd, girls are so icky wickie!!! Heehee, The Flower Kings are extra super better!

Fah Zi Won: OMFG TFK PWN LIGHT SIDE NOOBS!!!!


 
 
 
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THAT'S f**kING AWESOME!!!LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 17:55
Originally posted by Bluesaga Bluesaga wrote:

Star Wars:

James Postspammer: The n00b is rocking out again!

Arrrghie: (Rock out face) RAWWWWRRRRRRR

Bern Solo: He's just mad because I banged Helen before him.

James Postspammer: Banging girls is good and all, but being a virgin who dreams about girls 10 years younger that live in other countries is much better!

C-3MO: Oh my gawd, girls are so icky wickie!!! Heehee, The Flower Kings are extra super better!

Fah Zi Won: OMFG TFK PWN LIGHT SIDE NOOBS!!!!



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 17:53
James once wrote reviews. He had to stop because letters in the English language are too mainstream.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 17:47
Ansen always makes me feel better about myself, and always cheers me up!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 15:36
Star Wars:

James Postspammer: The n00b is rocking out again!

Arrrghie: (Rock out face) RAWWWWRRRRRRR

Bern Solo: He's just mad because I banged Helen before him.

James Postspammer: Banging girls is good and all, but being a virgin who dreams about girls 10 years younger that live in other countries is much better!

C-3MO: Oh my gawd, girls are so icky wickie!!! Heehee, The Flower Kings are extra super better!

Fah Zi Won: OMFG TFK PWN LIGHT SIDE NOOBS!!!!




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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 15:34
Arrrrrghus as president:

Arrrrghus: My fellow Americans... (rock out face) I DARE YOU TO NAME ONE COUNTRY MORE INTENSE THAN AMERICA!! COME ON, JUST ONE!!!!!!!

 

Arrrrrghus: (rock out face) WE COULDNT FIND ANY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, BUT I MANAGED TO PUT THE ROCK OUT FACE ON SOME IRAQI MONEY!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 15:20
Mike even pushes the carts on Amazon.com.

Mike got a raise.  Five days later, eBay's stock value doubled.

Mike doesn't masturbate. He bids on "masturbation" on Ebay.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 15:17
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

Those will only be pizza-related. Geek





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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 15:07
Those will only be pizza-related. Geek
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 14:56
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

Red Baron wins against DiGiorno. Approve"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno" my ass. Hug


Yeah, but Red Baron is no where close to prog. If you let that in, we might as well let Pizza Rolls in too!



                                                      
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 14:52
Red Baron wins against DiGiorno. Approve

"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno" my ass. Hug
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 14:42
Originally posted by micky micky wrote:


Originally posted by Ghost Rider Ghost Rider wrote:


Originally posted by bhikkhu bhikkhu wrote:

Micky and Mandrakeroot will be starting a campaign next week to get The Olive Garden added to RPI.
I'd oppose their campaign, because their cooking is not authentic enough... The bruschetta is great, though!WinkLOL


it was excellent indeed....LOL

you did say it was more authentic than that other place we went to... the Macaroni Grill


I figured you test the waters with Olive Garden first. Once that got in, the floodgates would be open for Macaroni Griil, and DiGiorno frozen Pizza.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 14:00
Originally posted by Ghost Rider Ghost Rider wrote:

Originally posted by micky micky wrote:

from what Raff told me..

the Steak Gorgonzalla is very...prog

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Oh, yes, very prog as in... very creative with the idea behind Italian cooking (never eaten steak with Gorgonzola in my homeland)!LOL


see...   so I expect your support... prog -> progressive -> expanding the boundries beyond the tried and true. the traditional Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2007 at 14:00
Originally posted by Ghost Rider Ghost Rider wrote:

Originally posted by bhikkhu bhikkhu wrote:

Micky and Mandrakeroot will be starting a campaign next week to get The Olive Garden added to RPI.


I'd oppose their campaign, because their cooking is not authentic enough... The bruschetta is great, though!WinkLOL
 
Hey, it is quite deliciousTongue
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