Jokes - Dare you be crucified!

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   Haha they are all good one liners, inane and funny. Larry the Grasshopper steals it so far methinks!  Wish people to could do some more, sigh

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Chris S Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 09 2004 Location: Front Range Status: Offline Points: 7028	Posted: January 21 2014 at 02:40
	Haha they are all good one liners, inane and funny. Larry the Grasshopper steals it so far methinks! Wish people to could do some more, sigh
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Slartibartfast Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630	Posted: January 20 2014 at 18:48
	What's stucco? What happens when you step in bubblegummo. What has three balls and flies through space? E.T. The Extra Testicle! Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender. Edited by Slartibartfast - January 20 2014 at 18:53
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Polymorphia Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: November 06 2012 Location: here Status: Offline Points: 8856	Posted: January 20 2014 at 12:26
	A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies "You have a drink named Larry?"

Dean Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575	Posted: January 20 2014 at 10:56
	A daffodil, a plastic sparrow and a bowl of cold custard walk in to a bar. The bartender yells, "Oi! what kind of a joke is this?!"
	What?

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	A gin and tonic walks into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve drinks here".
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Chris S Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 09 2004 Location: Front Range Status: Offline Points: 7028	Posted: January 20 2014 at 02:16
	An Irish athlete walks up to a man at the Olympic games and asks him " Are you a Pole Vaulter?" The man pauses and replies " No I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
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