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Points: 585 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 10 2006 at 13:31
^^^hahahahaha, perfect!!! 
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Hope this one doesn't offend anyone.... =) Peace ppl!

What is the similarity between a christmas tree and a monk?!!!













































The balls are for decorations.. =)









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Points: 1381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 10 2006 at 00:54

why was helen Keller a bad driver?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cause she was a women!
I can strangle a canary in a tin can and it would be really original, but that wouldn't save it from sounding like utter sh*t.
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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When postman Pat retires,what's he gonna be called??






























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my wife just ran off with my best mate....i really miss him!Cry

my mother-in-law is really ugly... she went for a swim in Loch Ness and the monster got out and picketed the lake.

there's a member of the public knocked down by a car every day in my town...and he's getting really fed up with it by now.

my house is so dirty the mice wear overalls.

how many roadies does it take to change a light bulb?  ......two....two....two....two...!

what do they call a scruffy spaced-out geezer who hangs around with musicians?......the drummer.    

....LOL ???

 

 

 



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