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What about the following :

King Crimson =
"In the c*nt of the threesome queen"
"the w*nking of the pussy idol"
"Liz Hard"
"High glands"
"Raide" (that's french for "stiff")

But some of the previous stuff written was already very good...I couldn't help laughing at "Genesis-Nipples", "Emerson Licks Palmer", "Yes-The fist" "careful with her ass eugene" and so on..
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

"emerson licks palmer"

thats the funniest thing ive ever heard .. my eyes are crying...
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Every gay you take - Police
Judy is a f**k rocker - Ramones



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"Black dick" Led Zeppelin
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Points: 175 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 14 2005 at 05:27
Originally posted by paulindigo paulindigo wrote:

Pink Floyd: Another Prick in the Hole



another dick in the hole

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Originally posted by Bj-1 Bj-1 wrote:

"Do not porn the classical"

 




 
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Lick My Love Pump - Spinal Tap

I Get Up, I Get Up, I'm Cumming - Yes

Without f**k You Cannot Start The Day - Yes
yet you still have time!
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Kraftwerk and James Brown: "The Sex Machine"

 Funny and Rubbish joke!
CYMRU AM BYTH
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The Fist - Yes (Fragile)

Benny the bonker - ELP

Master of the rings - Helloween

 
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That was never an argument.
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Marks Tongue in Ass, Lick!
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Stained ass - Judas Priest

Five finger shuffle - 10 cc

w**king man - Rush

 

 



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How about..(my apologies in advance if I duplicate/emulate, anything from earlier in the thread, I only read about 3/4 of the entries)

Rush- 21 Twelve-Inchers
Rush-just about every song title from the 1st album, no change required
Rush-Freewillie
Rush-The Anal Log Kid

Pendragon-The Pleasuring of Hope
Pendragon-Back End in the Spotlight
Pendragon-Guardian of my Pole

Genesis-The Fountain of Some Asses
Genesis-The Guarnteed Internal Sodomy Man (from "Shtupper's Ready")
Genesis-Nipples
Genesis-Swallow You, Swallow Me
Genesis-Taking it All Too Hard (no change required)

Marillion- What-a-hole (Expresso Bung-o)
Marillion-Lords of the Backside
Marillion- Hard Ass Love

..might come back and "stick in" some more later
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"Do not porn the classical"

 
RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Originally posted by Matti Matti wrote:

Mozart: The Horny Concerto

I think this was one of his original titles, concidering Mozart's personality!

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Originally posted by Matti Matti wrote:

Also classical composers were into porn!   I hope most of these classics are familiar to you:

Beethoven: Symphony No 3 "Erotica"
Vivaldi: The Whore Seasons
Mozart: The Horny Concerto
Dvorak: Serenade in Strings (this type of lingerie has inspired almost all composers...)
Chopin: Sex-Fantasie-impromptu
Berlioz: Sex-Fantastic Symphony
Mussorgsky: Pictures of an Exhibitionist (also covered by ELP)
   -  "  -    Night With a Bald Madam
Saint-Saens: Symphony No 3 "Orgasm Symphony"
Grieg: Peer at the C*nt
Prokofieff: Petra and the Wolf
Mendelssohn: Midsummer Night's Sex Dream
Wagner: The F*cking Dutchman
Gerhswin: Orgy and Bess
Holst: Mars and Venus in Bed (from 'Planets')

Not to forget Scriabin's Poem of Extasy (a real title). Also Purcell's Fairy Queen might have certain orientations... Ok, some of these are tasteless but some I think are amusing, I hope you agree.





Classical is not rock!!!Do not porn the classical!!





 
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Pink Floyd: Another Prick in the Hole
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Yes:

  • She Gave Me The Clap
  • Sweet Creams
  • No Opportunity Neccesary, No Experience Needed (works well on it's own)
  • Ass Traveller
  • And You and I and the Pizza Guy
  • Her Gates of Delirium
  • Don't Kill My Whale
  • I need Release, Release
  • f**king in my White Car
  • Owner of a Lonely Cock
  • State of Foreplay
  • Endless Cream
  • Open Your Legs
  • No Way We Can Splooge
  • Man in My Moon
  • Can I Touch it?
  • Give Head Each Day
  • Is It Cum

Just a few.
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Also classical composers were into porn!   I hope most of these classics are familiar to you:

Beethoven: Symphony No 3 "Erotica"
Vivaldi: The Whore Seasons
Mozart: The Horny Concerto
Dvorak: Serenade in Strings (this type of lingerie has inspired almost all composers...)
Chopin: Sex-Fantasie-impromptu
Berlioz: Sex-Fantastic Symphony
Mussorgsky: Pictures of an Exhibitionist (also covered by ELP)
   -  "  -    Night With a Bald Madam
Saint-Saens: Symphony No 3 "Orgasm Symphony"
Grieg: Peer at the C*nt
Prokofieff: Petra and the Wolf
Mendelssohn: Midsummer Night's Sex Dream
Wagner: The F*cking Dutchman
Gerhswin: Orgy and Bess
Holst: Mars and Venus in Bed (from 'Planets')

Not to forget Scriabin's Poem of Extasy (a real title). Also Purcell's Fairy Queen might have certain orientations... Ok, some of these are tasteless but some I think are amusing, I hope you agree.
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Points: 1256 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 04 2005 at 02:40

by the way

Any Condon You Like by Pink Floyd
https://progshinerecords.bandcamp.com
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Dream Theater songs:

  • The Dance of Virginity
  • The Filling Man
  • Take Your Time
  • Pull Me Under (No need changing)
  • A Change of Sheets
  • Six Inches of Inner Turbulence
  • The "Ass" Prison
  • The Great Master-Debate
  • A Man Beside Himself
  • The Answer Lies Within (Same as Pull Me Under)

Which one didya like the best?

Deffinatly "The 'Ass' prison"

I concur.
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