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The Dark Elf
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Posted: June 29 2014 at 14:24 |
We'd all have bad teeth, drive on the wrong side of the road, and eat everything boiled, curried or in some sort of glutinous gravy.
I shudder to think what sort of music we'd be listening to without the invention of blues, jazz or rock. Probably some ridiculous variant of burlesque.
Edited by The Dark Elf - June 29 2014 at 14:25
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: June 29 2014 at 02:05 |
^ maybe British North America would have been called South Canada or the West Falklands
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weetabix
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Posted: June 29 2014 at 01:23 |
Eventually, as in the case of Australia, Canada, India, most of Africa. Sooner or later these colonies would have been given their own way. But I would imagine the borders would look different than today. Maybe British North America would be from the Atlantic coast to the Mississippi River.
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The Doctor
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 14:38 |
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Cock-a-leeky.  |
That's not food. That's an STD.
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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SteveG
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 14:33 |
I just can't imagine the food. Bangers and bloaters. Cock-a-leeky. I can't even imagine saying some names of the food dishes.
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chopper
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 14:14 |
sleeper wrote:
chopper wrote:
Jim Garten wrote:
All that armour |
Maybe that's just in case Luis Suarez has taken up American Football? |
Surely garlic would be of more use?
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Yeah, good point.
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Dean
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 11:59 |
The Doctor wrote:
The T wrote:
The mere lack of existence of the religious right, and the fact that the world wouldn't have needed the word "soccer" but only "football", would have been two very desirable consequences of the the British having won. |
Yeah, cause Britain has no religious fundamentalists. I don't think that would mean the religious right would not exist today. It would still be around and just as annoying as ever, I fear.
In the interests of civility and forum etiquette, I shall ignore your "football" comment.  |
As has been observed previously on this forum, "soccer" is public school* slang for Association Football to differentiate it from Rugby Football, which is abbreviated to "rugger" ... the toffs would have probably called North American Handegg "gridders" or something.
*Of course "public school" means "private school" such as Eton and Harrow.
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akamaisondufromage
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 11:54 |
Dean wrote:
akamaisondufromage wrote:
imagine the size of a portion of fish chips and mushy peas you'd get in a US British Colony or whatever.
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I've eaten "authentic" fisn'n'chips on Pier 39 in San Francisco ... the portion size was indeed ridiculous. However the fish was excellent with the batter light and perfectly cooked, the only disappointment was that the chips were "fries". Can't comment on whether mushy peas were present or not - I can't abide the revolting muck - it's baby food for adults.
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I get the feeling that there aren't 'portion sizes' in the US. Only limit is how much you can get on the plate. (so gravity).
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Dean
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 11:49 |
akamaisondufromage wrote:
imagine the size of a portion of fish chips and mushy peas you'd get in a US British Colony or whatever.
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I've eaten "authentic" fisn'n'chips on Pier 39 in San Francisco ... the portion size was indeed ridiculous. However the fish was excellent with the batter light and perfectly cooked, the only disappointment was that the chips were "fries". Can't comment on whether mushy peas were present or not - I can't abide the revolting muck - it's baby food for adults.
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The Doctor
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 11:44 |
The T wrote:
The mere lack of existence of the religious right, and the fact that the world wouldn't have needed the word "soccer" but only "football", would have been two very desirable consequences of the the British having won. |
Yeah, cause Britain has no religious fundamentalists.  I don't think that would mean the religious right would not exist today. It would still be around and just as annoying as ever, I fear.
In the interests of civility and forum etiquette, I shall ignore your "football" comment.
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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akamaisondufromage
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 11:38 |
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If we had won, we would be clear favourites to win the soccer World Cup, instead of a bunch of overpaid pansies being back home, we would not have lost a Test Series to Sri Lanka, we would have tonked the All Blacks and South Africa respectively in rugby union, and we would not be relying on just one lone Scottish chappie to win something this year at Wimbledon for our country.
In other words, that bloody war could, in retrospect, be seen as the beginning of the end for a once great country.
I 'ad that Nigel Farage in the back of me cab once.................  |
'...nice bloke. Seems like you could have a pint with him. Tells it how it is.....' I don't think we would have won Wimbledon though. Except maybe the ladies avec Williams Sisters. imagine the size of a portion of fish chips and mushy peas you'd get in a US British Colony or whatever.
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The T
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 11:32 |
The mere lack of existence of the religious right, and the fact that the world wouldn't have needed the word "soccer" but only "football", would have been two very desirable consequences of the the British having won.
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sleeper
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 11:21 |
chopper wrote:
Jim Garten wrote:
All that armour |
Maybe that's just in case Luis Suarez has taken up American Football? |
Surely garlic would be of more use?
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lazland
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 10:58 |
If we had won, we would be clear favourites to win the soccer World Cup, instead of a bunch of overpaid pansies being back home, we would not have lost a Test Series to Sri Lanka, we would have tonked the All Blacks and South Africa respectively in rugby union, and we would not be relying on just one lone Scottish chappie to win something this year at Wimbledon for our country.
In other words, that bloody war could, in retrospect, be seen as the beginning of the end for a once great country.
I 'ad that Nigel Farage in the back of me cab once................. 
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The Doctor
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 10:50 |
^Yeah, I think there was. I have all 5 seasons on DVD and watched them not too long ago myself. Can't remember specifics of any of them either.
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rushfan4
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 10:44 |
The Doctor wrote:
^I remember that. Can't remember the specific details of that episode, but I do remember one where they ended up in an America that lost the Revolution.
On another note, I have to wonder how that might have effected the outcome of the two world wars. Both may have been shorter as it would have sped up American involvement. Or we could have lost and all be speaking German now. There is no way to tell how a change in one event may have effected the outcome of all events which came after. |
I think there was a Sliders episode where the Germans had won the war too. I just re-watched them not that long ago, so you would think that I would remember, but I am getting old and they say the memory is the first thing to go.
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rushfan4
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 10:42 |
Polymorphia wrote:
Am I the only one recalling an episode of Sliders on this very subject?
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That thought did cross my mind as well. I remembered one with Mexico controlling California. And there was one with Russia controlling California. I couldn't remember if there was one with the US still under British control or not, but I did think that I remembered that there was one.
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The Doctor
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 10:38 |
^I remember that. Can't remember the specific details of that episode, but I do remember one where they ended up in an America that lost the Revolution.
On another note, I have to wonder how that might have effected the outcome of the two world wars. Both may have been shorter as it would have sped up American involvement. Or we could have lost and all be speaking German now. There is no way to tell how a change in one event may have effected the outcome of all events which came after.
Of course, there is also the possibility that we did in fact lose the Revolution and at some point in the future, time travel technology was invented and that past was changed (maybe it sucked)and all of our memories of that past were modified by the change. Who knows, I may have just winked into existence. "Time is a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff" - 10th Doctor
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Polymorphia
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 10:29 |
Am I the only one recalling an episode of Sliders on this very subject?
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Jim Garten
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Posted: June 27 2014 at 09:50 |
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