Songs That Make You Laugh Unconrollably - Progressive Rock Music Forum

Anything by Rhapsody.

"Energy Vampires" by Peter Hammill has some lines that make me laugh.

"This guy says he wrote all my songs,
This girls says she's had my baby.
Me I don't know them from Adam and Eve,
Sometimes I really believe I'm going crazy!
Excuse me while I suck your blood,
Excuse me when I phone you,
I've got everyone of your records, man,
Doesn't that mean that I own you?"

Edited by BaldFriede

BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.

Well actually there is no lyrics to this song and the title is pretty normal. The song is Weasels Ripped My Flesh. I can get about a minute into it, and then it's over...i just burst out laughing.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Post your titles and/or lyrics of songs that just have you rolling on the floor!

I'll start with this little gem by The Dead Kennedy's

STEALING PEOPLE’S MAIL
We ain’t goin’ to the party / We ain’t goin’ to the game / We ain’t goin’ to the disco / Ain’t gonna cruise down Main / We’re stealing people’s mail / Stealing people’s mail / Stealing people’s mail / On a Friday night / Drivin’ in the mountains / Winding ‘round and ‘round / Rummage through your mailboxes / Take your mail back to town / We got license plates, wedding gifts, tax return / Checks to politicians from real estate firms / Money, bills and canceled checks / Pretty funny pictures of your kids / We’re stealing people’s mail / On a Friday night / We’re stealing people’s mail / By the pale moonlight / We got grocery sackful after grocery sackful / After grocery sackful after grocery sackful / After grocery sackful after grocery sackful / Of the private lives of you / Ha Ha / People say that we’re crazy / Sick and all alone / But when we read your letters / We’re rolling on the floor / We got more license plates, wedding gifts, tax returns / Checks to politicians from real estate firms / Money, bills and canceled checks / We cut relationships with your friends / We’re gonna steal your mail / On a Friday night / We’re gonna steal your mail / By the pale moonlight / We better not get caught / We’ll be dumped in institutions / Where we’ll be drugged and shocked / ‘Til we come out born-again Christians…

People are puzzled why I don't dig the Stones, well, I listened to the Stones, I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and--I Can't Get No Satisfaction!

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Sean Trane Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Prog Folk Joined: April 29 2004 Location: Heart of Europe Status: Online Points: 20436	Posted: July 05 2005 at 03:13
	Don't Bogard Me from the Fraternity Of Man. The only country-sounding tune , I like : about rolling another doobie..... Hilarious!!!!
	let's just stay above the moral melee prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword

Bryan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: April 01 2004 Status: Offline Points: 3013	Posted: July 04 2005 at 21:47
	Anything by Rhapsody.

boo boo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: June 28 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 905	Posted: July 03 2005 at 15:02
	my way by the sex pistols makes me pee myself from laughing so hard.

BaldFriede Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 02 2005 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 10266	Posted: July 03 2005 at 06:51
	"Energy Vampires" by Peter Hammill has some lines that make me laugh. "This guy says he wrote all my songs, This girls says she's had my baby. Me I don't know them from Adam and Eve, Sometimes I really believe I'm going crazy! Excuse me while I suck your blood, Excuse me when I phone you, I've got everyone of your records, man, Doesn't that mean that I own you?" Edited by BaldFriede
	BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.

barbs Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: June 04 2005 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 562	Posted: July 03 2005 at 05:45
	Cemetry Polka by Tom Waits
	Eternity

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: July 03 2005 at 02:49
	Well actually there is no lyrics to this song and the title is pretty normal. The song is Weasels Ripped My Flesh. I can get about a minute into it, and then it's over...i just burst out laughing.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Hangedman Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: November 03 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 1261	Posted: July 02 2005 at 20:22
	B.Y.O.B. by system of a down... the line "still you feed us lies from the tablecloth" does it everytime

The Owl Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 19 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 363	Posted: July 02 2005 at 19:06
	Post your titles and/or lyrics of songs that just have you rolling on the floor! I'll start with this little gem by The Dead Kennedy's STEALING PEOPLE’S MAIL We ain’t goin’ to the party / We ain’t goin’ to the game / We ain’t goin’ to the disco / Ain’t gonna cruise down Main / We’re stealing people’s mail / Stealing people’s mail / Stealing people’s mail / On a Friday night / Drivin’ in the mountains / Winding ‘round and ‘round / Rummage through your mailboxes / Take your mail back to town / We got license plates, wedding gifts, tax return / Checks to politicians from real estate firms / Money, bills and canceled checks / Pretty funny pictures of your kids / We’re stealing people’s mail / On a Friday night / We’re stealing people’s mail / By the pale moonlight / We got grocery sackful after grocery sackful / After grocery sackful after grocery sackful / After grocery sackful after grocery sackful / Of the private lives of you / Ha Ha / People say that we’re crazy / Sick and all alone / But when we read your letters / We’re rolling on the floor / We got more license plates, wedding gifts, tax returns / Checks to politicians from real estate firms / Money, bills and canceled checks / We cut relationships with your friends / We’re gonna steal your mail / On a Friday night / We’re gonna steal your mail / By the pale moonlight / We better not get caught / We’ll be dumped in institutions / Where we’ll be drugged and shocked / ‘Til we come out born-again Christians…
	People are puzzled why I don't dig the Stones, well, I listened to the Stones, I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and--I Can't Get No Satisfaction! www.myspace.com/theowlsmusic