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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2009 at 17:56
Micawbertarkus always hopes something will turn up
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2009 at 16:07
Boredalreadytarkus didn't read any of the above ten or so posts. Sleepy
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2009 at 11:04
And then there's octotarkus, which attacks undersea opponents with its eight powerful arms.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:57
Pterotarkuses have been around since prehistoric times and have a distinct advantage over other tarkuses in their ability to fly over and attack the unsuspecting tarkuses on the ground.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:55
Giventotherisingtarkus is intense.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:53
Mobstarkus owns some property in Las Vegas and is a huge fan of the Godfather movies.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:49
Radioheadtarkus has ADHD- they can't keep one musical style for more than two albums. Works perfectly, though Big smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:44
Guitarkus is just stringing everyone along unless they strike the right chord with him.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:30
Teletarkus ruins kids' minds
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:24
Lonestarkus works the rodeo circuit in Texas.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:13
Anatidaetarkus is a water/flying type
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:10
Avatarkus tends to change his appearance each day.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:08
Emutarkus is emuuuuuuuu
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2009 at 19:44
Anyone want to help me find a copy of KingdomHeartsTarkus?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2009 at 16:29
Some people here seem to think that Minotaurtarkus should avoid taking too seriously the thread that Theseustarkus laid in its lair.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2009 at 15:24
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Minotaurtarkus rarely leaves its Cretan labyribthal lair in case Theseustarkus is about
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2009 at 09:35
Spartarkus was a famos gladiator, while McTarkus opened a fast food chain

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A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2009 at 09:26
Didn't MarillionTarkus move on to elevator music after they kicked out FishTarkus?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2009 at 09:07
I think people underestimate SteveHogarthWithMarillionTarkus around here
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2009 at 04:32
Yeah sure, but these strange survey responders were hardly "normal", were they? I mean, choosing Lovebeachtarkus complete with its three bouffant, open-shirted tight-trousered faux homoerotic poseurs? And it's not just that, I mean, the horrible sounds that Lovebeachtarkus makes... give me Bedtarkus any day 
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