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Points: 906 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 22:39
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one man go to a doctor because has a big parasite in digestive system,the parasite is a giant worm,the doctor said to the man you only need  some potatos and a big stick(palo),and put all the days at 8 am 5 potatos in the ass very deep,after 10 days ,come here at 7.45 am..after 10 days the man go to the doctor,and the doctor ask.how you feel?..bad doctor i feel bad...the doctor said:   open your legs.......after two hours the man said ..doctor  I am tired ,I have 2 hours with the legs open...doctor=patience please !!!    after other hour appear the worm in the ass ,and the worm said = More ,more potato please!!!..and the doctor take the stick and hit in the head of the worm and kill it ,and the doctor said= ok give me 20$ you are sane again


More, More potato please!! LOL
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Points: 8844 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 22:34
Originally posted by markosherrera markosherrera wrote:

one man go to a doctor because has a big parasite in digestive system,the parasite is a giant worm,the doctor said to the man you only need  some potatos and a big stick(palo),and put all the days at 8 am 5 potatos in the ass very deep,after 10 days ,come here at 7.45 am..after 10 days the man go to the doctor,and the doctor ask.how you feel?..bad doctor i feel bad...the doctor said:   open your legs.......after two hours the man said ..doctor  I am tired ,I have 2 hours with the legs open...doctor=patience please !!!    after other hour appear the worm in the ass ,and the worm said = More ,more potato please!!!..and the doctor take the stick and hit in the head of the worm and kill it ,and the doctor said= ok give me 20$ you are sane again


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Points: 31551 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 22:08
Originally posted by markosherrera markosherrera wrote:

one man go to a doctor because has a big parasite in digestive system,the parasite is a giant worm,the doctor said to the man you only need  some potatos and a big stick(palo),and put all the days at 8 am 5 potatos in the ass very deep,after 10 days ,come here at 7.45 am..after 10 days the man go to the doctor,and the doctor ask.how you feel?..bad doctor i feel bad...the doctor said:   open your legs.......after two hours the man said ..doctor  I am tired ,I have 2 hours with the legs open...doctor=patience please !!!    after other hour appear the worm in the ass ,and the worm said = More ,more potato please!!!..and the doctor take the stick and hit in the head of the worm and kill it ,and the doctor said= ok give me 20$ you are sane again
 
 
So stupid and gross it's funny.LOL
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Points: 28057 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 22:06
That is the most disturbing thing I've ever read.
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one man go to a doctor because has a big parasite in digestive system,the parasite is a giant worm,the doctor said to the man you only need  some potatos and a big stick(palo),and put all the days at 8 am 5 potatos in the ass very deep,after 10 days ,come here at 7.45 am..after 10 days the man go to the doctor,and the doctor ask.how you feel?..bad doctor i feel bad...the doctor said:   open your legs.......after two hours the man said ..doctor  I am tired ,I have 2 hours with the legs open...doctor=patience please !!!    after other hour appear the worm in the ass ,and the worm said = More ,more potato please!!!..and the doctor take the stick and hit in the head of the worm and kill it ,and the doctor said= ok give me 20$ you are sane again

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Points: 18292 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 10:10
One day, Pekka was cycling.
The Road turned left, but Pekka didn't.
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Points: 865 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 10:02
yo' momma so fat, that when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYONE.
The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes
Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MIDGET FORTUNE TELLER THAT ESCAPED PRISON?
 
NEWS REPORTS.........
SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE! Pinch
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Points: 1678 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 08:55
o, oh...
ok, let's bet... how many minutes do you think this thread will last beforer closing?
-music is like pornography...

sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...



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Points: 3323 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2007 at 08:50
ILL START WITH SOME BAD JOKES
 
YO MOMMAS SO FAT!
 
SMALLER FAT WOMEN REVOLVE AROUND HER! LOL
 
 
YO MOMMAS SO FAT!
 
WHEN SHE HAULS ASS SHE HAS TO USE TWO WHEELBARROWS! Geek


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